Looks like Kevin Federline's subpoena-serving assault on Britney Spears' inner circle has taken a new, violent turn.

That's when Aaron Cohen, a process server for K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, attempted to serve a subpoena to Spears pal Sam Lufti... only to have his car rammed into by Lufti himself.

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In the biggest surprise of the day that's not at all surprising, we have just learned that Britney Spears is being investigated for child abuse.

According to TMZ, an unscheduled child abuse hearing was held today at Los Angeles County Superior Court. Present were Britney's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, and an attorney from the L.A. County Counsel.

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Not that this is news to us. She always has. But in her glory days, Britney Spears at least used to mask her lack of talent with catchy dance-pop beats and half naked Music videos. It did the job. Multiple times a day for some guys, undoubtedly.

Anyway, this latest "song" released by Britney and obtained by Perez Hilton is nothing short of horrific. The ballad features Spears shrieking away in a nasal, tone-deaf manner that makes you long for the tranquil sounds of fingernails on a chalkboard. And don't even get us started on some of the lyrics:

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Britney Spears Biography

Britney Spears: Harper's Bazaar Style Wow. Britney Spears is ... just.... OMG. Wow. Just wow. With this girl, that's about all we can say at this point. Once the biggest... More »
Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears