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Christina Aguilera claims her feud with former Mickey Mouse Club pal, Britney Spears, is history. The Dirrrty one also wishes to keep her private life behind closed doors, turning down reality show TV offers.

Yeah. We're gonna ignore both of those positions.

Not everyone is familiar with Xtina's husband, Jordan Bratman. But you may have heard of Spears' better ghetto half, Kevin Federline. We've pitted the couples against one another below.

Which pair do you think has the brighter future? And which is more likely to end up like Paul McCartney and Heather Mills?

  • Christina and Jordan
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One of professional sports' best rivalries is set to resume this weekend, and it appears two of our favorite celebs are divided as to who they're pulling for. Check out the Red Sox hat on newfound Boston backer Britney Spears (left) and the rival Yankees lid on jackass husband Kevin Federline. Looks like these two are heading for some domestic unrest. Not because of the baseball teams, of course -- just because that's what trailer park couples do on occasion.

K-Fed the Procreator

These posers aren't really indicative, however. Where do other, non-dysfunctional celebs side in this conflict? On the Beantown side, there's the ever-present Bennifer:

Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lopez Red Sox

Not to mention Ben's fellow townie, Matt Damon, along with U.S. Senator and former presidential candidate John Kerry:

Matt Damon Red Sox Fan

Let's not short-change the Yankees, though. Here's David Beckham (with wife Victoria, left), Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington and former New York mayor Rudy Guliani:

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  • Isaiah Washington Yankees Fan

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You know what they always say: Kevin Federline is a white trash deadbeat. Oh, sorry. They always say that women are attracted to guys that remind them of their dads. A People magazine photo spread of Federline compared with Jamie Spears (father of his wife, Britney Spears) really drills this theory home. Just look at these guys! It's like a light bulb has gone off here at T.H. Gossip. No wonder Britney is attracted to this loser -- he reminds her of home!

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  • Managerial Mess

Britney is clearly country at heart, despite having many millions of dollars that K-Fed is intent on spending with his Black AmEx card, which he isn't likely to put down anytime soon. The man got his own record label! Ironically, in real life, Federline (who fathered two children with actress Shar Jackson prior to marrying Spears), has disproved the theory that you can't go back after having gone black.

We're just waiting for the day when little Sean Preston asks "Daddy, where do babies come from?" and a stoic Federline answers simply "Me."

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Apparently, she doesn't own one. First, little Sean Preston Federline was named the World's Worst Dressed Man by Esquire. Now, mother Britney Spears is frequently seen in public looking like she was dressed by a deaf, dumb and blind person. Or like she is a deaf, dumb and blind person. Forget it, that makes no sense.

This picture from People magazine really speaks for itself. Poor Sean P. has no idea how ridiculous he and his mother look. While T.H. Gossip would never go so far as to call Britney Spears ugly (as some hack rappers have), she certainly could use a fashion consultant at times. Otherwise, more and more people are going to be sticking their tongues out at her.

Britney's Body

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As we've said before, just when you think the life of Britney Spears can't get any weirder, the bar is once again raised. Or, as is more frequently the case these days, lowered.

The September issue of Esquire has named little Sean Preston Federline the "Worst Dressed Man in the World" on its annual Best and Worst Dressed Men lists. Personally, we feel this less an indictment of Sean P. and more of a slap at his mother. She's the one in charge of outfitting the little pip squeak!

Sean Preston Federline Finds a Bargain

And to think she wants to start her own clothing line. For kids. God help us all. Regarding Britney's less than stellar wardrobe choices for her son, who turns 1 next month, the magazine says the following:

"Being the offspring of a hyper fertile backup dancer and prematurely wilted flower is no excuse, but being 12 months almost is... As soon as you gain some dexterity, straighten out your hat."

Hyper fertile backup dancer? Prematurely wilted flower? We can't even try to complete with that at this time. It is Friday afternoon, after all.

But seriously, Sean. Straighten out the hat, will ya?

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If Britney Spears is looking for husband Kevin Federline to start pulling his weight around the house, she might want to consider a different approach. You see, the pop starlet has, according to a report, given her aspiring rapper and former backup dancer husband one gift that he won't leave home without.

That being a a high-rolling Black American Express card. You know, just in case the freeloading assclown needs to go buy something. Like his own airplane.

Kevin Federline Black Card

The American Express Centurion card, otherwise known as the Black AmEx, is friend and status symbol to celebrities (and, now, apparently, wastes of space aspiring rappers) worldwide. According to In Touch Weekly, (via MSNBC), the Britinator is bestowing the precious plastic on her husband because she wants to prove how much she trusts him. As T.H. Gossip has said once before this week in reference to Mrs. Federline, you have got to be f*$%king kidding me.

Come on B. What are you thinking here? We don't have high expectations in that department, but still. When you have a gold-digging freeloader living with you, don't give him another credit card! He already has a problem with credit card debt. Get him credit counseling instead!

Meanwhile, the magazine also reports that Britney is going to renew her vows with K-Fed after the birth of their second child in the fall.

Apparently, she didn't want an elaborate ceremony the first time around when she and Kev tied the knot in secret back in September 2004. They're ready to do it all over again now, however.

"She wants to show the world that she is happily married," an insider who is surely reliable tells the magazine.

Spears' rep says nothing is planned, however. Thank God.

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The incomparable Britney Spears has reportedly approached bad boy and average actor Charlie Sheen to help launch her long-rumored children's fashion line.

Britney reportedly adores the "Sheen Kidz" clothing range that Charlie launched with business partner Michael Berens earlier this year.

  • Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards and Kids
  • Brit and Sons

"Brit's people approached Sheen Kidz out of the blue," a source told OK! magazine. "She'd seen his clothing and really liked it. She wants to start her own children's clothing line and she thought Sheen Kidz would be able to help get things off the ground."

For now, Spears has been content to play stylist to 11-month-old son Sean Preston. But she aspires to take her children's fashion sense (if you can call it that) to the next level.

The star of TV's Two and a Half Men (which is approximately 2.5 more men than Britney's husband, Kevin Federline, can say he is) has launched his clothing line in more than 125 stores across the U.S. But he is apparently keen to work with Britney too… once she gives birth and gets that hot body back, presumably.

A source, which is definitely reliable, confirmed as much.

"Charlie believes it would be fun to work with Britney."

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Cameras caught Britney Spears leaving a recording studio in Hollywood, Calif., today, sources tell us. Reprotedly, the pop princess entered and left with her son, Sean Preston, and without her deadbeat spouse, Kevin Federline.

Britney walked out behind a big blue sheet before hopping into her black Mercedes, with a friend sitting in the passenger seat.

Britney Ad For Dolce & Gabbana

Spears finally gave in to the gaggle of photographers and flashed a piece sign for the cameras as she pulled out.

Apparently, Britney was concerned that her son would be bored while mommy worked, so she bought the little man a toy Cadillac Escalade. The baby's ride has spinning rims, a simulated CD playing hip-hop songs and a chrome grill.

Sounds nicer than the actual cars provided to employees by T.H. Gossip. All we get are Dodge Stratuses! Sources say that Britney plans on returning to the studio… and has asked that the vehicle be left behind. She should ask that K-Fed be left behind, too… in a ditch. On the side of I-5. For real.

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Just when you think walking train wreck Britney Spears can't look any more disheveled and thrown together… she raises the bar yet again. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Britney used to be hot at one point in time. Who is this person? Back! BACK! Away with you! Go back to the Wal-Mart from whence thou came and give us back our Brit!

The even scarier thing, of course, is that these pics have nothing on the video clip we found yesterday. Dear God! Can someone call the Department of Health & Human Services? A trip to the hospital for "exhaustion" can only be a few weeks away.

Britney Crotch Shot: Censored

Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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