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Believe it or not, that is Britney Spears... out and about, looking very normal and happy, no less. Incredible. Look at that preppy outfit. Look at the natural hair color. Look at the lack of pregnant belly, ridiculously big breasts... and Kevin Federline! These pics are amazing!

Nice Underwear

The burning question: Is that Perry Taylor, a.k.a. the Manny, who supposedly had the gall to dump our girl Britney for that metrosexual stud Jude Law earlier this summer?

And if it is Perry / Manny, who is watching little Sutton Pierce Federline? We may never know the answers to these mysteries of life, but one thing's for sure: We love our Brit.

Oh, and K-Fed sucks. That's also for sure.

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Kevin Federline knows all about Britney Spears' history with hunky back-up dancers, and he's not about to take the chance of being replaced by one who's not a complete dirtbag.

Former Sex Symbol

Yes, the disgrace known to America as K-Fed is apparently forbidding his wife from using male dancers in her new video.

Spears hired Matt Felker, one of the sexy guys from her "Toxic" video, to appear in her new video, according to In Touch Weekly.

In Touch reports that her deadbeat hubby "insisted that Britney fire Matt and all of the other male dancers she'd hired and replace them with females."

K-Fed -- who was, of course, once a back-up dancer for Spears -- is surprisingly insecure and secretly terrified. Not that he is a complete douche with no career prospects, but that the mother of his sons Sean Preston and Sutton Pierce will dump him if her career takes off again.

An inside source says:

"Kevin doesn't want Britney to be making sexy moves again. He's even telling her she doesn't need to lose all of her pregnancy weight."

Actually, she does. Why? Because we said so.

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They may not have millions of dollars, aspirations of rap stardom, a Malibu dream house filled with two boys (and counting), magazines banging down their door or paparazzi watching their every move, but they do have each other.

Yes, they may not be the real Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, but Jer Wayne Junior and Turleen -- a.k.a. the Trailer Trash Dolls, created by Daniel Libby -- spotlight the latest in hillbilly chic.

OMG What a Mess

Turleen, a true class act, comes barefoot and pregnant with her hair in curlers and a cigarette in her mouth.

Squeeze her belly and she'll tell you "Pour me a double. I'm drinking fer two" and "Bubba Jr. [i.e. Sutton Pierce], get off yer sister."

Jer Wayne Junior sports all the redneck essentials like a mullet, missing teeth, NASCAR tattoo, cigarette, dirty tank top and a beer in hand. It's almost like he's ready to "Lose Control" of his bodily functions at any moment, no?

Press his chest and he'll fart and whisper sweet nothings like "Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly" and even "Honest, I'm not lying through my tooth."

The dolls sell for $33, come in a patriotic red, white and blue window display box, and make wonderful gifts for your next holiday pig roast.

Rumor has it that little Sean Preston already has a set.

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Pretty, perpetually pregnant pop princess Britney Spears has reportedly asked the acclaimed Annie Leibovitz to photograph her newest baby, Sutton Pierce Federline.

Spears gave birth to her second child on September 12, giving that cute but poorly dressed little bundle of joy, Sean Preston, some company in their Malibu compound!

Where the Heck Am I Right Now?

After seeing Leibovitz's 22-page family album of Tom Cruise, his fiancée Katie Holmes and their baby daughter, Suri Cruise, in Vanity Fair last month, Spears approached the famed snapper to photograph her latest family addition.

A friend tells Britain's Daily Mirror:

"She went gaga over the photos Leibovitz took of Tom, Katie Holmes and Suri. She thought they looked like the perfect family and she'd love the same."

Spears and her white trash husband, Kevin Federline, unveiled the first images of Sutton's older brother Sean P. in People magazine last year.

Well, all we can say is that we're officially getting psyched for these surely beautiful Sutton Pierce pictures to hit the Internets. Go Team Britney!

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Sex tape star Dustin Diamond, a.k.a. Screech, is a dirty, dirty son of a b!tch. But when it comes to housecleaning, well, the man who doled out the Dirty Sanchez on film didn't fare as poorly as some other celebrities.

In a national survey commissioned by Cascade dishwashing detergent, people were asked which famous couple they imagined would be the best -- and worst -- at taking care of their own homes.

Off with the Shorts

Nice, but kinda boring Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick were voted the cleanest celebrity couple and received 69 percent of the votes.

TomKat was a distant second with nearly 9 percent, with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore behind them with 7.5%.

On the other end of the spectrum, we have the amazing Britney Spears and Mr. Britney Spears, a.k.a. K-Fed. They finished dead last, as fans apparently believe they live in a sty. We can't verify that, but it wouldn't surprise us.

K-Fed is essentially a walking sty. Can you see that douche contributing anything as far as chores? Or to society in general? T.H. Gossip cannot.

Really, though, who the hell knows what f*%ked up $h!t goes down behind those Malibu walls. Oh, if little Sutton Pierce could talk...

The survey didn't bode well for the Hilton sisters either. When asked which celeb duo they would enlist to clean their homes, respondents chose skanky Paris and Nicky Hilton -- dead last.

Unfortunately for the heiresses, top-notch maid services (or other kinds of intimate "servicing") weren't taken into account. Which is too bad, because they'd surely do better in that poll.

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On the cover of Q Magazine, that is.

You'll have to read the article yourself, but if you are placing bets on how many times our beloved Britney Spears says "God," or "Oh God," we recommend taking the over.

Britney Spears and Joe Jonas

In the story, Brit reportedly talks about family life with K-Fed, what was the skull and diamond necklace deal, flipping off the camera, and her immaturity. Sounds like a stirring read.

Never thought we'd say this, but the nude Britney Spears pics from Harper's Bazaar are looking awfully appealing right now.

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The amazing Britney Spears wants to do everything she can to help her jackass spouse Kevin Federline get his hip-hop career off the ground, but music industry sources think that in doing so, she could be putting her own career in jeopardy.

Now there's a stunning revelation. You mean associating with a guy who may be the worst rapper in history, and who is also a detestable human being, is potentially bad for your image? Crazy!

Slutty Britney

Yes, crazy. Britney is contributing her voice to a duet called "Crazy" on K-Fed's album, Playing With Fire. So not only is she married to this loser, she's going to be fully integrated into his "music."

Peeps in the music biz are saying Britney could be setting herself for a fall by association, much like another singer in the news these days -- Whitney Houston.

"It's very reminiscent of what happened to Whitney after the baby and 'Something in Common,'" an industry insider said of Sutton Pierce's mama.

Indeed, after Whitney and Bobby Brown recorded that stellar 1993 collaboration, Houston never quite recovered -- despite having cranked out one of the biggest singles of all time, "I Will Always Love You," less than a year earlier.

Besides her myriad personal problems, Whitney's musical production stalled, and although she had two more #1 singles in the 1990s, she's fallen far from her past glory. Precipitously.

As for Britney, she doesn't have a musical mentor like Clive Davis to guide her through the rough creative patches, so it could be an ever rougher road ahead. Plus, K-Fed should be knocking her up again any minute now. Sutton Pierce and Sean Preston -- better get ready for some more company! Mid-September of next year, approximately.

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If there was any sizzle left in the alleged feud between pop stars Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, it appears to have been put to bed.

The Gossip has learned that Christina took the high road and purchased a $570 gift bag for Sutton Pierce, the second little bundle of love Britney brought into this world recently.

A Spears Smile

The bag of goodies, according to MSNBC, includes a hooded towel, overalls, slippers, and a crockery set… though we're not entirely sure what a two-week-old child needs with a crockery set. This is one of those gifts that's more for the parents â€" we all know Kevin Federline's career is a crock.

[Ba-dum-ching!]

The gifts will make a nice addition to the lavish room Sutton Pierce shares with his older brother, Sean Preston, which reportedly cost the Federlines $100,000 to redecorate in blue with nautical themes and a large SPF â€" the initials of both tykes (and perhaps a subtle reminder to always use sunblock?) â€" stenciled on the wall.

"Britney worked with two designers to make the nursery state of the art," said a friend of hers.

"She told the decorators to spare no expense. She's indulging herself and her new son. This is definitely the most joyous time of her life."

The most joyous time of our lives? When we saw this Britney Spears picture.

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Oh, yes, we went there. Actually, Phillip Swan of TVPredictions went there.

In a list of worst looking celebrities in HDTV, Rosie O'Donnell and Britney Spears led the hideous way.

Britney in the Car

Don't be shocked by the latter. Have you not seen any Britney Spears pictures recently? Now imagine those images in crystal clear, high definition ... exactly.

According to Swann,"no one enjoys the view of Rosie in high-def" and adds that she "looks like she uses a Brillo pad" to wash her face.

Teri Hatcher topped last year's roundup but falls to number three because "she's so thin that she could pass as a mother of four ... in Darfur."

Others on Swann's hit list include Spears ("Mrs. Kevin Federline is just 24, but she looks 34 in HDTV"), Burt Reynolds, whose "face looks like it's been Scotch taped back in place," and Madonna, who he says has cheeks that are "more caved in than a West Virginia coal mine."

Of course, some celebrities actually maintain their good looks under the spotlight of HDTV. Scarlett Johansson came to mind for Swann, for example.

Other television hotties making the cut were:

No, really, Martha Stewart.

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Free at last! Free at last!

Thank God almighty, former Britney Spears bodyguard and man servant, Perry Taylor (with Spears and spawn, pictured), a.k.a. the Manny, is free at last.

Britney Spears, Jason Trawick Shirtless

Apparently, the handsome youngster opted out of the second coming of Sean Preston (otherwise known as Sutton Pierce). That's right, he's got himself a new bitch to dote on, one with considerably fewer letters in his name. Yes, we are talking about Jude Law. His whole name is seven letters! How crazy is that!?

While Perry/Manny (left, with Jude) may be relieved to be off diaper duty for now, he may have new surprises coming his way. These jobs aren't always as glamorous as they're cracked up to be.

Helping Jude Law groom his metrosexual image all day long and following his girlfriend Sienna Miller as she shops at every store in New York City could turn out to be equally crappy.... even if it doesn't reek quite as bad.

However, he probably won't have to hear any of K-Fed's music, so there's nowhere to go but up.

Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears
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