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She's goin' country... Look at them boots

She's goin' country... Back to her roots!

She's gone country... A new kind of suit

She's gone country... here she comes!

Yeah, gone country... a new kind of walk

She's gone country... a new kind of talk

She's gone country... look at them boots

She's gone country, yeah, back to her roots!

-- Alan Jackson

Britney Spears Cowboy Boots

The country singer would be rolling in his grave if he could see this site right now, but we couldn't resist the tribute after seeing this picture of our favorite country girl and train wreck, Britney Spears. Apparently the Louisiana native showed off her down-home charm Thursday when meeting peeps for lunch at West Hollywood restaurant Chin Chin. Bet that was awesome!

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Every couple weeks, ESPN online columnist, Bill Simmons, responds to reader emails. As the Hollywood - and not the Sports - Gossip, such back and forths are typically not reported on here.

However, when one exchange involves the future of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, it's our duty to present it to our fans:

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Q: After watching the train wreck of a performance from K-Fed at the Teen Choice Awards, I started to think ... is Britney Spears the Mike Tyson of the pop world? Think about it, she got on top of her game at a really young age, blew by the competition and seemed to have peaked at around 21.

Then, she breaks up with Justin Timberlake (which could be Cus D'Amato dying). Then finds K-Fed (who is a mix of Don King, the rape charge, and Buster Douglas all in one). So what's next for my former dream girl?

Simmons: I just enjoyed that you described K-Fed as "a mix of Don King, the rape charge, and Buster Douglas all in one." Sums him up perfectly. But in the spirit of your analogy, I think WrestleMania is next for her. It's the logical next step.

After she pumps out the next kid, K-Fed leaves her for her sister, her next album bombs and she files for bankruptcy for the first time, I could totally see her becoming Triple H's manager for a few weeks and hitting John Cena over the head with her purse at WrestleMania XXVI. Just feels right.

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Um, remember earlier today when we reported that the Tokyo subway officials banned nude Britney Spears pics on the city's trains? Our bad.

Well, it's not really our fault, since it was true at the time. But now, following the original ban by lame government censors, who called Spears' Harper's Bazaar magazine cover "too stimulating" for young people, the city is now permitting posters of the pretty, pregnant pop princess to proceed as planned, People proclaims.

Britney Spears: Harper's Bazaar Style

The poster of Spears, of course, is a blow-up of the cover of the August issue of Harper's Bazaar. The cover of the magazine's October Japanese edition will also feature this photo spread.

Britney Spears Nude

In objecting to the picture, Tokyo Metro Co.'s obscenity screening team had asked the publisher HB Japan to modify the photo, given that nudity is not accepted in ads in subway cars and stations.

During talks last month, the publisher reluctantly agreed to blacken out the image from the waist down, with the intention of plastering a message over the masked body parts reading, "In this place we are not allowed to exercise the same level of freedom of expression as the original Harper's Bazaar."

But today, Tokyo Metro said it would allow full presentation of the photo as an exception to its obscenity rule, saying it understood the publisher's intention was to portray a happy, expectant mother.

The magazine's deputy chief editor, Kayoko Higashino, who had called the initial restriction ridiculous, welcomed the decision, saying she is "glad the subway officials understood the meaning of the photo."

Spears, 24, and husband Kevin Federline, 28, are expecting their second child this fall. The couple already have an 11-month-old child, Sean Preston.

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The amazing Britney Spears has been deemed "too stimulating" for the youth of Japan. Yes. We could go so many places with that, but there are other stories to report on and we haven't had enough coffee, so we'll just cut to the chase.

A poster of the recent Harper's Bazaar magazine cover that shows a very pregnant, nude Britney Spears in all her glory has been censored by the Tokyo Metro.

Britney Spears: Harper's Bazaar Style

The new poster, showing the 24-year-old, embattled pop princess and wife of K-Fed only from the elbow up, will carry the catchy tagline:

"We apologize for hiding part of a beautiful image of a mother-to-be."

Not sure if the officials should be apologizing, or if they're doing the citizens of Japan a favor. You decide if this now-infamous magazine cover of Britney Spears is beautiful or just a little weird. Let us know what you think by posting a comment.

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The amazing Britney Spears went on a shopping spree this weekend, spending more than five thousand dollars' worth of United States currency in under 30 minutes. The 24-year-old pregnant pop princess reportedly was downright dotty over a polka dot headband and a spotty frock as she browsed Los Angeles store Intuition.

NOTE: We have no idea what any of that means.

Britney Spears Looking Pregnant

Britney also splashed out on a big straw hat (she's country, don'cha know) and snared up a stripy cardigan and a handbag. The star, who is due to crank out her second child with white trash deadbeat disgrace to the-species waste of oxygen husband Kevin Federline next month, told onlookers she is looking forward to birthing her kid and losing her baby weight.

"She said she can't wait to get to fit back into the clothes. She loved the head band. It reminded her of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman," an onlooker said.

Rumours of a split with K-Fed continue to surround the star, who ventured out without him. However, his absence may have simply been due to the rapping aspirant's recent shopping ban after he spent thousands of dollars of her money on bling and other items in Las Vegas. We don't really blame him for that, though -- when Ron Jeremy does your mom, you gotta make yourself feel better somehow.

"She seemed in good spirits but there was no ring on her finger. She was also having a good look at all the baby clothes, espiacilly all the cute little T-shirts," the onlooker said.

As professional onlookers, we can't help but be disappointed in this source. That's the best you can do? Give us more! WEAK.

Britney shopped while her 11-month-old son Sean Preston slept in the car, watched by her security guard. Suffice it to say, he was poorly dressed.

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Britney Spears, expecting to crank out her second child in the near future, has admitted that she and dirtbag husband Kevin Federline didn't plan the pregnancy.

"It just kind of happened," the 24-year-old singer told People. "I'm going to wait a while for the next (one)!"

Shopping in a Nightie

Or so you think. You can't FADE K-Fed's seed.

Spears is mom to 11-month old son Sean Preston, the couple's first child, and is already eight months pregnant again. Having back-to-back pregnancies can be stressful, she says -- adding that she feels like she's been knocked up for 10 years -- but she adheres to the advice of her mom, Lynne, and takes it one day at a time.

"It is now starting to get a little tiring, holding Sean Preston, but the whole pregnancy I've done it a lot because he's very attached. It makes me feel needed and wanted, so I like it too," Britney said.

Spears says she and Federline, 28, don't know the gender of their baby-to-be. The pop princess plans to hit the gym and begin hard core dieting soon after having the baby, scheduled via Caesarean birth, as was Sean P.

She's not ignoring her cravings at this point, though.

"Crunching ice and chocolate, oh my God. I'll get up in the middle of the night and I'll get a Hershey's bar, the real big ones, and I'll put it in the microwave and melt it and eat it. It sounds disgusting, but it's so satisfying."

Even more satisfying for Federline is the BLING he is gonna rake in by impregnating Britney at every turn. The T.H. Gossip office pool for the birth of Spears' third child has already begun.

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Christina Aguilera claims her feud with former Mickey Mouse Club pal, Britney Spears, is history. The Dirrrty one also wishes to keep her private life behind closed doors, turning down reality show TV offers.

Yeah. We're gonna ignore both of those positions.

Not everyone is familiar with Xtina's husband, Jordan Bratman. But you may have heard of Spears' better ghetto half, Kevin Federline. We've pitted the couples against one another below.

Which pair do you think has the brighter future? And which is more likely to end up like Paul McCartney and Heather Mills?

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One of professional sports' best rivalries is set to resume this weekend, and it appears two of our favorite celebs are divided as to who they're pulling for. Check out the Red Sox hat on newfound Boston backer Britney Spears (left) and the rival Yankees lid on jackass husband Kevin Federline. Looks like these two are heading for some domestic unrest. Not because of the baseball teams, of course -- just because that's what trailer park couples do on occasion.

K-Fed the Procreator

These posers aren't really indicative, however. Where do other, non-dysfunctional celebs side in this conflict? On the Beantown side, there's the ever-present Bennifer:

Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lopez Red Sox

Not to mention Ben's fellow townie, Matt Damon, along with U.S. Senator and former presidential candidate John Kerry:

Matt Damon Red Sox Fan

Let's not short-change the Yankees, though. Here's David Beckham (with wife Victoria, left), Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington and former New York mayor Rudy Guliani:

  • Rudy Guliani Pitches
  • Isaiah Washington Yankees Fan

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You know what they always say: Kevin Federline is a white trash deadbeat. Oh, sorry. They always say that women are attracted to guys that remind them of their dads. A People magazine photo spread of Federline compared with Jamie Spears (father of his wife, Britney Spears) really drills this theory home. Just look at these guys! It's like a light bulb has gone off here at T.H. Gossip. No wonder Britney is attracted to this loser -- he reminds her of home!

  • Britney Spears' Daddy
  • Managerial Mess

Britney is clearly country at heart, despite having many millions of dollars that K-Fed is intent on spending with his Black AmEx card, which he isn't likely to put down anytime soon. The man got his own record label! Ironically, in real life, Federline (who fathered two children with actress Shar Jackson prior to marrying Spears), has disproved the theory that you can't go back after having gone black.

We're just waiting for the day when little Sean Preston asks "Daddy, where do babies come from?" and a stoic Federline answers simply "Me."

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Apparently, she doesn't own one. First, little Sean Preston Federline was named the World's Worst Dressed Man by Esquire. Now, mother Britney Spears is frequently seen in public looking like she was dressed by a deaf, dumb and blind person. Or like she is a deaf, dumb and blind person. Forget it, that makes no sense.

This picture from People magazine really speaks for itself. Poor Sean P. has no idea how ridiculous he and his mother look. While T.H. Gossip would never go so far as to call Britney Spears ugly (as some hack rappers have), she certainly could use a fashion consultant at times. Otherwise, more and more people are going to be sticking their tongues out at her.

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