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Sex tape star Dustin Diamond, a.k.a. Screech, is a dirty, dirty son of a b!tch. But when it comes to housecleaning, well, the man who doled out the Dirty Sanchez on film didn't fare as poorly as some other celebrities.

In a national survey commissioned by Cascade dishwashing detergent, people were asked which famous couple they imagined would be the best -- and worst -- at taking care of their own homes.

Off with the Shorts

Nice, but kinda boring Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick were voted the cleanest celebrity couple and received 69 percent of the votes.

TomKat was a distant second with nearly 9 percent, with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore behind them with 7.5%.

On the other end of the spectrum, we have the amazing Britney Spears and Mr. Britney Spears, a.k.a. K-Fed. They finished dead last, as fans apparently believe they live in a sty. We can't verify that, but it wouldn't surprise us.

K-Fed is essentially a walking sty. Can you see that douche contributing anything as far as chores? Or to society in general? T.H. Gossip cannot.

Really, though, who the hell knows what f*%ked up $h!t goes down behind those Malibu walls. Oh, if little Sutton Pierce could talk...

The survey didn't bode well for the Hilton sisters either. When asked which celeb duo they would enlist to clean their homes, respondents chose skanky Paris and Nicky Hilton -- dead last.

Unfortunately for the heiresses, top-notch maid services (or other kinds of intimate "servicing") weren't taken into account. Which is too bad, because they'd surely do better in that poll.

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On the cover of Q Magazine, that is.

You'll have to read the article yourself, but if you are placing bets on how many times our beloved Britney Spears says "God," or "Oh God," we recommend taking the over.

Britney Spears and Joe Jonas

In the story, Brit reportedly talks about family life with K-Fed, what was the skull and diamond necklace deal, flipping off the camera, and her immaturity. Sounds like a stirring read.

Never thought we'd say this, but the nude Britney Spears pics from Harper's Bazaar are looking awfully appealing right now.

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The amazing Britney Spears wants to do everything she can to help her jackass spouse Kevin Federline get his hip-hop career off the ground, but music industry sources think that in doing so, she could be putting her own career in jeopardy.

Now there's a stunning revelation. You mean associating with a guy who may be the worst rapper in history, and who is also a detestable human being, is potentially bad for your image? Crazy!

Slutty Britney

Yes, crazy. Britney is contributing her voice to a duet called "Crazy" on K-Fed's album, Playing With Fire. So not only is she married to this loser, she's going to be fully integrated into his "music."

Peeps in the music biz are saying Britney could be setting herself for a fall by association, much like another singer in the news these days -- Whitney Houston.

"It's very reminiscent of what happened to Whitney after the baby and 'Something in Common,'" an industry insider said of Sutton Pierce's mama.

Indeed, after Whitney and Bobby Brown recorded that stellar 1993 collaboration, Houston never quite recovered -- despite having cranked out one of the biggest singles of all time, "I Will Always Love You," less than a year earlier.

Besides her myriad personal problems, Whitney's musical production stalled, and although she had two more #1 singles in the 1990s, she's fallen far from her past glory. Precipitously.

As for Britney, she doesn't have a musical mentor like Clive Davis to guide her through the rough creative patches, so it could be an ever rougher road ahead. Plus, K-Fed should be knocking her up again any minute now. Sutton Pierce and Sean Preston -- better get ready for some more company! Mid-September of next year, approximately.

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If there was any sizzle left in the alleged feud between pop stars Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, it appears to have been put to bed.

The Gossip has learned that Christina took the high road and purchased a $570 gift bag for Sutton Pierce, the second little bundle of love Britney brought into this world recently.

A Spears Smile

The bag of goodies, according to MSNBC, includes a hooded towel, overalls, slippers, and a crockery set… though we're not entirely sure what a two-week-old child needs with a crockery set. This is one of those gifts that's more for the parents â€" we all know Kevin Federline's career is a crock.

[Ba-dum-ching!]

The gifts will make a nice addition to the lavish room Sutton Pierce shares with his older brother, Sean Preston, which reportedly cost the Federlines $100,000 to redecorate in blue with nautical themes and a large SPF â€" the initials of both tykes (and perhaps a subtle reminder to always use sunblock?) â€" stenciled on the wall.

"Britney worked with two designers to make the nursery state of the art," said a friend of hers.

"She told the decorators to spare no expense. She's indulging herself and her new son. This is definitely the most joyous time of her life."

The most joyous time of our lives? When we saw this Britney Spears picture.

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Oh, yes, we went there. Actually, Phillip Swan of TVPredictions went there.

In a list of worst looking celebrities in HDTV, Rosie O'Donnell and Britney Spears led the hideous way.

Britney in the Car

Don't be shocked by the latter. Have you not seen any Britney Spears pictures recently? Now imagine those images in crystal clear, high definition ... exactly.

According to Swann,"no one enjoys the view of Rosie in high-def" and adds that she "looks like she uses a Brillo pad" to wash her face.

Teri Hatcher topped last year's roundup but falls to number three because "she's so thin that she could pass as a mother of four ... in Darfur."

Others on Swann's hit list include Spears ("Mrs. Kevin Federline is just 24, but she looks 34 in HDTV"), Burt Reynolds, whose "face looks like it's been Scotch taped back in place," and Madonna, who he says has cheeks that are "more caved in than a West Virginia coal mine."

Of course, some celebrities actually maintain their good looks under the spotlight of HDTV. Scarlett Johansson came to mind for Swann, for example.

Other television hotties making the cut were:

No, really, Martha Stewart.

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Free at last! Free at last!

Thank God almighty, former Britney Spears bodyguard and man servant, Perry Taylor (with Spears and spawn, pictured), a.k.a. the Manny, is free at last.

Britney Spears, Jason Trawick Shirtless

Apparently, the handsome youngster opted out of the second coming of Sean Preston (otherwise known as Sutton Pierce). That's right, he's got himself a new bitch to dote on, one with considerably fewer letters in his name. Yes, we are talking about Jude Law. His whole name is seven letters! How crazy is that!?

While Perry/Manny (left, with Jude) may be relieved to be off diaper duty for now, he may have new surprises coming his way. These jobs aren't always as glamorous as they're cracked up to be.

Helping Jude Law groom his metrosexual image all day long and following his girlfriend Sienna Miller as she shops at every store in New York City could turn out to be equally crappy.... even if it doesn't reek quite as bad.

However, he probably won't have to hear any of K-Fed's music, so there's nowhere to go but up.

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New parents Britney Spears, 24, and hubby Kevin Federline, 28, brought home their second son to serious excitement in their families.

Federline's mom, Julie Bleak, told Us Weekly, "We are all so happy!"

Singing Not Required

Whether K-Fed's mom made this remark because little Sutton Pierce Federline is so darn cute, or because she learned her deadbeat, rapping-aspirant son has 26 more years to live, was not stated. And can we discuss the fact that K-Fed's mom's last name is Bleak? You couldn't make this stuff up.

The September 12 birth by C-section at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles "went really smoothly," says a source. A family insider says that when the singer checked out at midnight on September 14, she wore a beanie, rode in a wheelchair pushed by Federline and "held the baby in her arms."

Wow, a new mother cradling her newborn child in her arms? That's "really exciting, unusual news." Great "journalism," Us Weekly.

Although there were other occasions to celebrate that weekend -- son Sean Preston turned 1 on September 14, the Federlines' two-year anniversary was on the 18th -- the clan was reportedly really low-key.

"They stayed home," the source said. "A lot of bonding went on. Sean and Sutton get along great!"

Correct us if we're wrong, but Sutton has been alive for about a week. He'd get along with a ball of string at this point. Which reminds us, a ball of string surely has better career prospects than K-Fed. Ohhh!

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Proud celebrity parents Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are apparently going to be calling their newborn son... wait for it...

Sutton Pierce Federline.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Photo

Are you f%$*king kidding me?

The singer gave birth to her second son at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, just before 2 am on Tuesday.

According to our sources, Britney wants to give the healthy 6 lb., 11 oz. bundle of joy this ludicrous name so he can have the same initials as his older brother, Sean Preston Federline. Great reasoning, guys. I'm sure they really care, and that Sutton won't be ridiculed at all at school growing up.

Speaking of Sean P., he turns one today! Woo!

  • Q: Who has two kids less than a year apart?
  • A: People from Louisiana.

It is believed Britney wanted to have her C-section today, September 14, so that her children would share the same birthday. But Kevin, for reasons yet unknown to us at T.H. Gossip, insisted she bring it forward.

Meanwhile, it has been claimed that Britney gave birth in the same room as her hero and one-time make-out partner -- Madonna. A source from inside the hospital says the C-section took place in the same VIP suite in which Madonna gave birth to her son Rocco.

The hospital insider also revealed that actresses Jennifer Garner and Kim Basinger delivered their babies in the same suite.

We'll have pics of Sutton Pierce Federline as soon as they are available. Are sleuths are already on the case, hiding in Britney's garbage cans in Malibu. Who's the cutest celebrity baby of the land? VOTE!

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Yes, it's official. Britney Spears has given birth to her second child, almost one year after bringing Sean Preston into this cruel world. In honor of this momentous event, the Gossip has put together a little Britney quiz to see how well you've been following our favorite star. Give it your best shot... then vote for one of Britney's offspring in our exclusive POLL!

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Jason Trawick, Britney Spears Pic

A. On which TV show did Britney officially announce her pregnancy?

  1. The Late Show with David Letterman
  2. The Ellen DeGeneres Show
  3. American Idol
  4. TRL
  5. Today

B. For which publication did a pregnant nude Britney Spears appear in 2006?

  1. Harper's Bazaar
  2. T.H. Gossip
  3. Vanity Fair
  4. InStyle
  5. Playboy

C. Earlier this summer, dirtbag hubby Kevin Federline dished to talk shot host Ellen DeGeneres about Britney's second pregnancy cravings. What did he say she wanted most?

  1. Pickles
  2. Ice chips
  3. Cheetos
  4. Methamphetamine
  5. Non-fat lattes

Where did Perry Taylor -- a.k.a. "Manny" (right) -- receive his elite training before becoming Britney's (and Sean P.'s) bodyguard?

  1. The Citadel
  2. West Point
  3. Red Sox Nation
  4. The U.S. Naval Academy
  5. The Northern Louisiana School of Childcare

What did Britney and Kevin joke about while presenting an award at the 2006 MTV Video Music Awards?

  1. Kevin's rap career
  2. Federline's fertility
  3. Losing track of their son, Sean Preston
  4. Britney's junk food obsession
  5. Being from the South

Earlier this year, what did Britney tell reporters she's most looking forward to after she gives birth?

  1. Midnight feedings
  2. Getting back into shape
  3. An annulment or divorce
  4. Returning to the stage
  5. Having a third baby

How'd you do? We got them all correct -- but then again, we're T.H. Gossip. And we came up with the quiz. So it's not that impressive.

Answers: A) 1; B) 1; C) 2; D) 4; E) 3; F) 2.

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The incomparable Britney Spears has reportedly given birth to her second child, a boy, at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, TMZ tells T.H. Gossip. While there hasn't been an official confirmation from her camp, numerous sources are offering up information as to how the happy occasion went down.

According to a source, Britney checked in to the hospital under an assumed name -- using the first name Pebbles -- last evening. The baby, delivered by Cesarean section, was cranked out shortly after 2:00 a.m., weighing in at a healthy 6 lbs., 11 oz. Sean Preston's new little brother is reportedly 19 inches long, or about 16 inches longer than K-Fed's... career? Clank.

Book 'Em

One source indicates that Britney deliberately led everyone to believe it was a girl but always knew she was having a boy. Weak. Other reports say she was trying to time this one so that it had the same birthday as Sean P. But it looks like she f--ked that up, since he was born last September 14.

Suckers. Spears and deadbeat husband Kevin Federline, who originally reported that the baby was due on Halloween, are planning to renew their wedding vows during their anniversary on September 18. Guess they wanted the little dude to be present outside the womb. Good times.

This marks the birth of Federline's fourth child. A former backup dancer who can't dance and current aspiring rapper who can't rap, K-Fed also has a four-year-old girl, Kori, and a two-year-old son, Kaleb, from his previous relationship with Shar Jackson. As usual, you can count on the sleuths at T.H. Gossip to keep you up to date on the birth of the newest Spears Federline offspring as more details become available.

Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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