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Come on now, Hollywood Grind. Who do you think you're kidding?

Some sites will do anything to attract visitors. But there's such a thing as knowing when enough is enough. Below, you will see a set of images that the aforementioned site claims are Jayden James Federline pictures (link) but in reality are just a bunch of shadows. Thanks for wasting everyone's time.

Britney Spears Concert

 

According to these hack journalists, "here are the first pictures of Jayden James Federline who was being carried into mom Britney Spears‘ house last night. Jayden's head is near the left shoulder."

Yeah, and Lindsay Lohan is pure as the driven snow. Seriously! Are we supposed to believe these are pictures of Jayden James Federline? No way in hell those shadows are cast by Britney Spears. Try some dude with a digital camera and way too much time on his hands.

Don't believe the hype, Britney fans. Be patient. K-Fed has a CD coming out soon, and you can bet your bottom dollar that these PR hounds will release Jayden James Federline pics right around then. No one has them yet. But when they are released, T.H. Gossip will be the first to have them. You know where to find us.

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So Kevin Federline and his wife like to party separately.

We've established this in the past, but it's looking more apparent than ever in recent days. While K-Fed gets his drink on, Britney Spears has been spending nights at the Beverly Hills hotel instead of at home, but sources say their marriage of two years is fine.

The Circus Main Event

Their newest child, Jayden James Federline, was born September 12, but Federline seems to be concentrating more on his other baby -- his CD, Playing With Fire, out October 31 -- than on his family.

"Kevin's schedule's packed with promotional appearances," a pal of Federline, 28, tells Us.

On October 18 -- the day after the lovely Spears, 24, went to Las Vegas with Sean Preston, 13 months, and their newborn son -- K-Fed partied at L.A.'s Les Deux.

The following night at club Element, he toasted his Tonight Show With Jay Leno performance. And the next night, K-Fed danced with a mystery woman at Area.

"They had their arms around each other briefly," a witness tells Us.

Says a K-Fed pal, "It's still an obstacle for him to balance family and partying. Kevin's gonna be Kevin. But Britney knows that."

Spears, for her part, hit Vegas clubs Pure and Tao with a gal pal October 19.

"She was dancing and twirling around," says a witness.

She returned to L.A. the next day, but by October 23, the pair were apart again: He was in Chicago to appear on WWE's Monday Night RAW; she checked into the Hotel Bel-Air. But despite their separate schedules, a pal says, "They love each other no matter what."

It's no thang. K-Fed can just carry Jayden James pictures in his wallet.

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Yeah, our bad. Looks like we don't have any Sutton Pierce pictures after all. :(

T.H. Gossip, courtesy of TMZ.com, has just peeped copy of the birth certificate for the latest addition to the Spears-Federline family, and it's official.

Britney Spears as a Cop

Jayden James Federline.

That's the little dude's name. It's not Sutton Pierce. Nor is Jayden James Federline a chick. Looks like Britney and Kevin really pulled a fast one on us. For what reason, we have no idea. Those are gonna be some f*%ked up kids, though. That is pretty much a given.

The birth certificate, which you can see below, is signed by K-Fed himself, although a close inspection reveals that the "signature" is more like printing.

In any case, he can write, which is somewhat surprising in itself. Kevin Federline inked his name on September 13, one day after Jayden was born.

Well, there you have it. The proof is in the mayonnaise sandwich. Er, the pudding. There was considerable confusion over the second child of Britney Spears' name, and we're happy that it's finally cleared up. Moreover, we are happy for Sean Preston and for the entire Spears family. We will have our fun gallery of Jayden James pictures up and running ASAP!

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The mystery deepens over Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's second child.

Not only are people questioning the baby's name, but there's buzz that the little guy might actually be a girl. Yesterday, reports began to emerge that the baby's name was not in fact Sutton Pierce but Jayden James.

Britney Spears with Jayden

But now source tells MSNBC that everyone might have it completely wrong, and that the baby is in fact a girl.

More supporting evidence came when K-Fed told a radio show recently that it was "crazy" that people tell him that the baby's a different sex than it actually is, and when Britney Spears was spotted buying pink baby clothes.

Whatever they're doing, it's all in the name of PR; an MSNBC source says that the mystery over the baby is being used to help maximize impact right around the time of the launch of K-Fed's CD, Playing With Fire, and that the first photos of the child are scheduled for release right around then.

Wow. Way to exploit your infant child for financial gain, Spederline. Poor Sean Preston and Sutton Pierce / Jayden James / Unnamed Spawn. You're going to have real normal lives for sure. Our hearts go out to the youngsters.

Oh, and if Britney is actually shielding the kid to generate buzz for K-Fed, that speaks volumes about how much K-Fed's music sucks. And we're out.

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The Gossip has received countless emails and requests for Sutton Pierce pictures. We're happy to provide what we've got... but now it is looking like maybe there is no such thing as Sutton Pierce Federline.

Bang a Gong

Say what now?

Yes, numerous sources are now speculating that Britney Spears and her laid-back, dumbass husband, Kevin Federline, never confirmed their second baby's name to the press -- and that Sutton Pierce may not be its name.

It was reported that Sutton Pierce was given his lame name because his initials would be the same as big brother Sean Preston. Now, some people have been saying that the baby's name is actually Jayden James.

The strongest piece of evidence to support that theory? Kevin's mom calls the baby Jayden. Then again, Kevin Federline's mom was partying with Ron Jeremy in Vegas pretty recently, and didn't do a very good job raising her own son, so her credibility is highly questionable.

Nevertheless, we'll be monitoring this story and knocking on Britney's door all day long until we get some answers dammit.

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Shopping sprees are nothing new for Britney Spears.

Looking thin and hot, unfortunately, are.

Britney Arching Her Back

But the 24-year-old singer is officially back, adorning the cover of the newest edition of the journalistic beacon known as Us Weekly.

When the previously-pregnant pop princess recently dialed up the Malibu, Calif., boutique Planet Blue on October 9, she declared that something special in mind for herself -- a reward for dropping more than 25 pounds! Yeah, shopping!

Just weeks after giving birth to Sutton Pierce Federline, Mrs. Federline is sporting a noticeably slimmer physique, and she did it without the aid of a trainer, special pills or nutritionist.

"She is not treating herself with food and desserts anymore," says a family friend.

According to an employee at the store, Spears gushed that she was "a whole new size -- an 8," and needed "all new clothes."

Spears' weight ballooned from 120 to 160 during the pregnancy, but she was able to drop those pounds (like K-Fed drops awful beats, yo) with the age-old method of diet and exercise.

  • How did Britney revamp her lifestyle and lose the weight?
  • Is Kevin Federline helping or hurting her comeback?
  • Is she pushing herself too hard, too fast?
  • What does Sean Preston think of all this?
  • Do you like her new preppy look?
  • Has she heard about Sara Evans and that bastard, porn-loving, adulterous husband of hers? Good God!

For more details on this story in the coming days, including the healthy habits that helped Brit drop pounds fast, stay tuned to T.H. Gossip.

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Believe it or not, that is Britney Spears... out and about, looking very normal and happy, no less. Incredible. Look at that preppy outfit. Look at the natural hair color. Look at the lack of pregnant belly, ridiculously big breasts... and Kevin Federline! These pics are amazing!

Nice Underwear

The burning question: Is that Perry Taylor, a.k.a. the Manny, who supposedly had the gall to dump our girl Britney for that metrosexual stud Jude Law earlier this summer?

And if it is Perry / Manny, who is watching little Sutton Pierce Federline? We may never know the answers to these mysteries of life, but one thing's for sure: We love our Brit.

Oh, and K-Fed sucks. That's also for sure.

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Kevin Federline knows all about Britney Spears' history with hunky back-up dancers, and he's not about to take the chance of being replaced by one who's not a complete dirtbag.

Former Sex Symbol

Yes, the disgrace known to America as K-Fed is apparently forbidding his wife from using male dancers in her new video.

Spears hired Matt Felker, one of the sexy guys from her "Toxic" video, to appear in her new video, according to In Touch Weekly.

In Touch reports that her deadbeat hubby "insisted that Britney fire Matt and all of the other male dancers she'd hired and replace them with females."

K-Fed -- who was, of course, once a back-up dancer for Spears -- is surprisingly insecure and secretly terrified. Not that he is a complete douche with no career prospects, but that the mother of his sons Sean Preston and Sutton Pierce will dump him if her career takes off again.

An inside source says:

"Kevin doesn't want Britney to be making sexy moves again. He's even telling her she doesn't need to lose all of her pregnancy weight."

Actually, she does. Why? Because we said so.

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They may not have millions of dollars, aspirations of rap stardom, a Malibu dream house filled with two boys (and counting), magazines banging down their door or paparazzi watching their every move, but they do have each other.

Yes, they may not be the real Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, but Jer Wayne Junior and Turleen -- a.k.a. the Trailer Trash Dolls, created by Daniel Libby -- spotlight the latest in hillbilly chic.

OMG What a Mess

Turleen, a true class act, comes barefoot and pregnant with her hair in curlers and a cigarette in her mouth.

Squeeze her belly and she'll tell you "Pour me a double. I'm drinking fer two" and "Bubba Jr. [i.e. Sutton Pierce], get off yer sister."

Jer Wayne Junior sports all the redneck essentials like a mullet, missing teeth, NASCAR tattoo, cigarette, dirty tank top and a beer in hand. It's almost like he's ready to "Lose Control" of his bodily functions at any moment, no?

Press his chest and he'll fart and whisper sweet nothings like "Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly" and even "Honest, I'm not lying through my tooth."

The dolls sell for $33, come in a patriotic red, white and blue window display box, and make wonderful gifts for your next holiday pig roast.

Rumor has it that little Sean Preston already has a set.

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Pretty, perpetually pregnant pop princess Britney Spears has reportedly asked the acclaimed Annie Leibovitz to photograph her newest baby, Sutton Pierce Federline.

Spears gave birth to her second child on September 12, giving that cute but poorly dressed little bundle of joy, Sean Preston, some company in their Malibu compound!

Where the Heck Am I Right Now?

After seeing Leibovitz's 22-page family album of Tom Cruise, his fiancée Katie Holmes and their baby daughter, Suri Cruise, in Vanity Fair last month, Spears approached the famed snapper to photograph her latest family addition.

A friend tells Britain's Daily Mirror:

"She went gaga over the photos Leibovitz took of Tom, Katie Holmes and Suri. She thought they looked like the perfect family and she'd love the same."

Spears and her white trash husband, Kevin Federline, unveiled the first images of Sutton's older brother Sean P. in People magazine last year.

Well, all we can say is that we're officially getting psyched for these surely beautiful Sutton Pierce pictures to hit the Internets. Go Team Britney!