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If you thought that Britney Spears was stupid when she got married to Kevin Federline, or when she bore two of the hyper-fertile rapping aspirant's kids, we have news for you.

Mid-Air Boinkage

You were very, very right.

But if the supposed Britney Spears sex tape is real, that would bump her up another few notches on the moron meter, don't you think? Yes. And if the latest rumor regarding the alleged sex tape is true, she'd be taking to another level entirely.

In an effort to stop the K-Hole, a.k.a. K-Fed, from making any money from it, Britney is reportedly preparing a preemptive strike. She's seriously weighing leaking the tape for free. As in, no money needed to buy and view it. Many times.

Sources close to Spears report she is "seriously thinking about" giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of the four-hour long sex video.

During a trip to Louisiana last week with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, Spears hinted she may just post a clip of the video on MySpace.

"Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she can by giving away Jayden James pictures," said Spears' family friend Nyla Price, 55, owner of Nyla's Burger Basket. "Half of nuthin' is nuthin', and that's what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it."

David Hans Schmidt: Rolling in grave.

Forget having to pay $29.99 for this DVD like you did for the legendary Paris Hilton sex romp. Or whatever they are going to charge for the Dustin Diamond sex tape. Yuck. Yup, no need to worry about getting fake versions of the thing or shelling out cash to see a nude Britney Spears get railed. You can delight in swatching Spederline go at it alll night long from the comfort of your laptop screen, and it will not cost you a dime!!

THG NOTE: It may, however, cost you any self-respect you once had.

While we seriously doubt that this story is real (and the early results of THG's Exclusive Britney Spears Sex Tape Poll seem to corroborate that assumption), here's hoping that it is. Because it would be the funniest story ever.

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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Unless you're a famous singer that recently divorced your waste of wife-beater-wearing space husband and a curly-haired hot dancer that should have been crowned the brightest dancing star on the planet.

Wax Britney

Indeed, the Britney Spears post-breakup tour took Sean Preston's mom to Las Vegas this weekend. Once there, the former Mrs. K-Fed won big at the blackjack table and may have landed an even more impressive pot:

Mario Lopez.

She was introduced to the Dancing with the Stars runner-up at casino, The Mint. The two, along with a small group, then headed up to Moon Nightclub and partied the night away.

Before possibly taking the man that played A.C. Slater to the wrestling mat of her hotel room (if you know wat we mean!), Britney arrived in Nevada on Friday.

She donned the disguise of a pink wig and big, dark sunglasses, but was spotted in the Palms Casino Resort Friday night; probably due to the fact that Britney Spears boobs are never confused with anyone else's cleavage.

Also on Friday, Spears went into the Palms' recording studio with producer Lukasz Gottwald to mix tracks on her new album.

"She looks and sounds great," a source told People magazine. "Her voice never sounded better. She's having fun. She's ready to kick a--."

Britney also did pretty well at the tables, reportedly winning $10,000 playing blackjack.

That's more cash than Kevin Federline album sales will bring in over the next six years.

Meanwhile, two famous folks were absent from the trip. There were no Jayden James Federline sightings, spurring talk that Spears is trying to keep the child away from gambling.

Karina Smirnoff, Lopez's possible girlfriend, was also nowhere to be seen. We hope she's okay.

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She may have almost 40,000 pals on her official MySpace page, but one person who doesn't make the virtual cut on Britney Spears' list is her former life partner: Kevin Federline.

At Da Club

Not that we're surprised.

Sometime on Monday night, Britney logged onto MySpace and replaced Kevin Federline with her record label, Jive Records, on her buddy list. Clearly, Britney finally figured out who's really paying the bills. Her record label. Not her husband. The guy was a deadbeat mooch, making the Spears-Federline divorce (and MySpace diss) inevitable.

A quick cyber-sojourn over to Jive's MySpace page reveals a shocking twist on the story of Britney and K-Fed's breakup: Seductively perched right next to Britney in Jive's top 12 is none other than Britney Spears' sexy ex-ex, Justin Timberlake.

OMG. Could Britney and Justin be getting back together -- in the studio, at least?

After lashing out a few years ago through his music, Justin has been more supportive of his first love lately, offering kind words and support. Britney has nothing but good things to say about JT's work. Besides, she's all about bringing SexyBack herself!

So perhaps a reunion of sorts is in order... provided this alleged Britney Spears sex tape is just that. Alleged. As in, not actually in existance.

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Porn king David Hans Schmidt has allegedly offered $100 million for a sex tape featuring Britney Spears and her estranged, worthless piece of $h!t douchebag of a husband, Kevin Federline.

Schmidt is the celebrity porn broker behind videos starring many famous people, including Fred Durst. Most recently, he's been in the news for getting his filthy hands on the (former Saved By The Bell star) Dustin Diamond sex tape, as well as some nude Marcia Cross pictures.

Rough Britney Spears Pic

Man, those must be hot.

Schmidt has proven time and again that if there is a celebrity sex tape out there, he will acquire it. He is a celebrity porn broker by trade, after all.

Whether it's real or not is anyone's guess, but a 19-second clip from a sex tape featuring someone looking like Britney Spears was recently leaked online, and allegedly shows her performing a sex act on a person thought to be (or look a lot like) K-Fed.

Fox News claims British newspaper News Of The World has offered $50 million for the full tape. But not to be outdone, David Hans Schmidt is ready to double that offer.

He tells Radar Online: "I'd offer $100 million if this tape is any good. What the f**k is News of the World doing trying to get into the porn-selling business, anyway? They're just trying to sling arrows into the dark to get some headlines. No way they'd make their money back."

Lesson Probably Learned: There is no Britney Spears sex tape.

Lesson Definitely Learned: If you're in the sex tape business, do not f*%k with David Hans Schmidt. The man has deep pockets. Deep, dirty pockets.

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As we reported yesterday, Britney Spears paid a visit to her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana, earlier this week. T.H. Gossip has obtained pictures of her visit, which included some downtime with family and friends, along with a trip to a family favorite down-home eatery in nearby Mississippi - the state where Brit was actually born.

Britney, Sean and Jayden Federline

The gentleman holding Britney's son, Sean Preston (top left) is her older brother, Brian Spears. It looks he, his sis and his nephew had some fun together while she was home. Prior to returning to Louisiana, Britney had been in N.Y. and Miami working on her new album.

Sadly, no Jayden James pictures were taken during her visit.

Not sure what to say about the last picture (bottom right) other than she is going through a lot of tough times. The stress of her impending divorce from Kevin Federline has to be taking its toll on Britney, especially in light of the vengeful note he left for her (and other ladies) on his dressing room door in Chicago, one day after getting hit with divorce papers.

And at least she's not smoking a blunt, like K-Fed apparently does.

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New information on the final days of Britney Spears' marriage has come to light, showing that the sexy singer laid out plans to drop her deadbeat spouse and revive her career the week before she filed for divorce November 7.

However, it was a handwritten letter from Kevin Federline that ultimately pushed Britney Spears over the edge, causing her to sever their tumultuous, two-year union for good.

Gawking at Britney

On November 6, after a week of fighting via text message, the final blowout came when the K-Hole sent a handwritten letter to his wife, who was staying at a separate hotel in New York City.

"It mostly blamed Britney for all their problems," a family insider says.

Hours later, an enraged Britney notified her attorney to start drafting the divorce petition and signed it at the hotel just before making a surprise appearance on the Late Show With David Letterman - sans wedding ring.

"That's why she looked so happy. A weight had been lifted," said the source.

Dead weight, if you ask us. What a waste of space.

But Federline is never one to take anything sitting down. Not exactly sure what we mean by that, but the guy is beyond pathetic (even if Shar Jackson doesn't come out and say it). K-Fed's revenge, upon being served with divorce papers, was to graffiti the dressing room door of the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed the following night.
The message, written the day after Britney filed for divorce, reads:

Today I'm a free man
Ladies look out
F**k a wife
Give me my kids B!tch!

-- Kevin Federline

Us Weekly somehow got a picture of this heartfelt love note, (see below) which clearly shows just how mature Kevin Federline is.

Britney, who's already busy recording her new album and planning a career comeback, clearly did the right thing. Not just for herself, but for little Sean Preston and Jayden James especially. Those little tykes don't need to be subjected to this loser. Ever!

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Who says you can't go home again?

No one that we know, actually.

Giggling Away

Certainly not Britney Spears!

A week after filing for divorce from that assclown Kevin Federline, the pop singer returned to her small-town roots, paying a visit to Kentwood, La., where she was born and raised.

After working on her new album in New York City (and showing off her newly-svelte figure, we might add -- you go girl), Spears quietly arrived in her hometown with her two young sons, Sean Preston and Sutton Pierce. Er, Jayden James.

During her stay, she paid a visit to longtime family friend Nyla Price, 55, owner of Nyla's Burger Basket - a family favorite - in nearby Osyka, Miss. She spent some down time with her kids, friends and family.

Spears is "a wonderful mother and she's doing great right now," Price tells People. "She looks beautiful with her cute little short hair cut. She's happy and doing just fine. The babies are gorgeous â€" both of them are so adorable."

No word on whether Price took any Jayden James pictures or whether they will be leaked onto the Internet anytime soon. We'll let you know if we hear anything.

Spears and her sons left Kentwood on Tuesday, sources say. But part of them will always be there in Louisiana. Unlike with K-Fed. They've left him for good, hopefully.

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Or anyone's. But at least the T.H. Gossip staff and most adult humans have the motor skills to turn that $h!t down when it comes on... and the intelligence not to buy it in the first place. But pity poor Sean Preston Federline. Pity him indeed.

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Together

The first-born son of Britney Spears can't contain himself when his estranged dad's new album, Playing With Fire, pulsates through the speakers. This is partially due to the heartbreak of his loving mommy divorcing Kevin Federline, but mostly because the music is simply terrible. Seriously, earplug manufacturers cannot crank those things out fast enough.

Yes, his father is a disgrace, and Preston (as Brit calls him) can't help but let out a good cry. It tends to make him feel better during trying times. Aspiring rapper? Come on. Even lil' Sean P. knows K-Fed ain't no got game, b!tchez. Luckily, Sean's little bro, Jayden James, was at home in da crib, and not subjected to similar torture.

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Seems like everyone's got an opinion on Britney and Kevin.

Even The Game, former 50 Cent protege and mortal enemy. In an interview with rapreviews.com, Game told the website's Adam Bernard that despite the public perception of K-Fed, and the aspiring rapper's lack of talent, he's got no beef with Mr. Britney Spears. He's even puffed the herb with Fed-Ex before.

Book 'Em

Here's an excerpt of the Game's interview:

AB: You can't side with Kevin Federline.
GAME: Kevin Federline is good in the hood to me, man. I smoked with a blunt with him before. Good folks.

AB: So you would be on his side with his whole divorce battle with Britney.
GAME: Oh naw, I'll take Britney's side, she's got a bigger ass.

Amen, Game. And fortunately for millions of men across this great nation of ours, it's once again a single ass. Please see our tribute to this fine feature of Britney's below:

It's good to see that just because a man is in admiration of Britney's booty doesn't mean he must hate on K-Fed by default. Live and let live, peeps. The Game, we salute your diplomatic nature. Word. While he was Game to talk about K-Fed, the member of G-Unit did not comment on whether he has gotten blazed with Jason Alexander, the original Mr. Britney Spears.

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Jason Alexander -- the first dude to marry Britney Spears, not the bald guy who played George on Seinfeld -- is speaking out about his former bride's impending divorce from her current assbag husband.

Alexander, an old friend whom Spears wed in Las Vegas in 2004 before having the marriage annulled less than three days later, is not a huge fan of Kevin Federline. Not that anyone is -- but he's more connected to her life than us. Sadly.

Jason Trawick and Britney Spears

"I don't hate the guy," he says of K-Fed, "But I think he made an idiot of himself."

Asked whether he thought Federline married the sexy pop star for her money, Alexander said he didn't know, but didn't exactly refute the statement.

"I don't know, the only thing he's done since they've been married is spend money," said Alexander.

As for the potential custody battle over the Federlines' two little sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, Alexander has no doubts over who shouldn't get to keep the kiddos.

"He won't get the kids ... he can't take care of his first two," said the mystery man with two first names of the K-Hole.

Federline, of course, has two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.

Alexander also reached out to Spears.

"Give me a call. I'm a good guy to talk to ... and I'm here for you... I still love her."

While we take our hat off to the guy for marrying Britney Spears, albeit briefly, it's hard for T.H. Gossip to see how he's an expert on anything. But it's nice to see that he still cares about his childhood friend Brit.