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Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline.

That's right, it's happening! The T.H. Gossip staff -- particularly its members with the screen name Free Britney -- are in a state of shock. And have already (as a tribute to our beleaguered boy Snoop Dogg) broken out the champagne and the motherf&*king condoms.

Suggestive Circus

The sleuths at obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences."

In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston Federline and two-month old Jayden James Federline, with K-Fed getting visitation rights.

As for money, the couple has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. That deadbeat K-Fed couldn't be counted on to support jack. But hey, he's been playing with fire all his life. Cut him a break!

Britney Spears has also asked the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees, according to the report. She gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible, revamped, soon-to-be single physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's late night talk show.

Sources say there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug on her marriage with the dirtbag, but rather, it was "a string of events."

THG NOTE: By "string of events" these source surely mean "the agony of having to wake up every morning next to f%*king Kevin Federline."

Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.

We'll be following the Britney Spears divorce as it develops, you can be sure about that. Here's a sneak peak at the official paperwork:

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Britney Spears has often been the subject of ridicule, but she drew some good-natured laughs Monday after popping in on the Late Show with David Letterman unannounced.

Sporting a blonde bob and a cute, short black dress that showed off her newly svelte shape, the wife of K-Fed and the mother of Jayden James surprised the host by walking onstage behind him as he was sitting at his desk.

Giggling Away

"Oh, my god," he exclaimed, standing up to shake her hand and plant a kiss behind her ear. "Hi, how are you? Nice to see you. Oh, you look wonderful."

Brit was happy to see David Letterman, too.

"Thank you so much. I'm in town, and I'm just such a huge fan. I had to stop by," Spears said.

"That's very nice of you to say. That means so much to me," said Letterman.

But the joke was on the late-night king.

"Uh, no, I wasn't talking about you," Spears said. "I was talking about Will Ferrell."

A flustered Letterman then quickly directed her to the whereabouts of Ferrell, his scheduled guest for the evening.

"He's in the green room," he said.

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A judge threw out a libel suit brought by Britney Spears against Us Weekly for allegedly fabricating a story about some homemade porn cooked up by the pop princess and her deadbeat husband, Kevin Federline.

Sick Bod

The judge's reasoning? Essentially, Britney Spears slutted it up long ago, thereby relinquishing any right to claim sexually-charged rumors about her are false.

And when you think back to some of the classic Britney Spears pictures such as the one shown here, it's hard to argue with that logic. Not that we're complaining, of course.

In tossing out the suit, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Lisa Hart Cole ruled that the article wasn't defamatory because Spears had, in her music videos and boring reality TV series, "put her modern sexuality squarely, and profitably, before the public eye."

Thus, it would be unlikely for the magazine article to be found defamatory, even if it lied and said she and Kevin recorded a sex tape.

The Us article said that the couple was concerned about a sex tape getting leaked, and that they'd watched the tape with her lawyers, with Britney allegedly acting "goofy" during the viewing, a detail that K-Fed's better (goofier?) half objected vigorously to in the original suit.

"It is clear that plaintiff did not bring this lawsuit because she was falsely accused of acting goofy," wrote Hart Cole.

Wow. If Jayden James Federline could see this... he'd probably spit up and cry. That's what babies do on occasion.

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Come on now, Hollywood Grind. Who do you think you're kidding?

Some sites will do anything to attract visitors. But there's such a thing as knowing when enough is enough. Below, you will see a set of images that the aforementioned site claims are Jayden James Federline pictures (link) but in reality are just a bunch of shadows. Thanks for wasting everyone's time.

Britney Spears Concert


According to these hack journalists, "here are the first pictures of Jayden James Federline who was being carried into mom Britney Spears‘ house last night. Jayden's head is near the left shoulder."

Yeah, and Lindsay Lohan is pure as the driven snow. Seriously! Are we supposed to believe these are pictures of Jayden James Federline? No way in hell those shadows are cast by Britney Spears. Try some dude with a digital camera and way too much time on his hands.

Don't believe the hype, Britney fans. Be patient. K-Fed has a CD coming out soon, and you can bet your bottom dollar that these PR hounds will release Jayden James Federline pics right around then. No one has them yet. But when they are released, T.H. Gossip will be the first to have them. You know where to find us.

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So Kevin Federline and his wife like to party separately.

We've established this in the past, but it's looking more apparent than ever in recent days. While K-Fed gets his drink on, Britney Spears has been spending nights at the Beverly Hills hotel instead of at home, but sources say their marriage of two years is fine.

The Circus Main Event

Their newest child, Jayden James Federline, was born September 12, but Federline seems to be concentrating more on his other baby -- his CD, Playing With Fire, out October 31 -- than on his family.

"Kevin's schedule's packed with promotional appearances," a pal of Federline, 28, tells Us.

On October 18 -- the day after the lovely Spears, 24, went to Las Vegas with Sean Preston, 13 months, and their newborn son -- K-Fed partied at L.A.'s Les Deux.

The following night at club Element, he toasted his Tonight Show With Jay Leno performance. And the next night, K-Fed danced with a mystery woman at Area.

"They had their arms around each other briefly," a witness tells Us.

Says a K-Fed pal, "It's still an obstacle for him to balance family and partying. Kevin's gonna be Kevin. But Britney knows that."

Spears, for her part, hit Vegas clubs Pure and Tao with a gal pal October 19.

"She was dancing and twirling around," says a witness.

She returned to L.A. the next day, but by October 23, the pair were apart again: He was in Chicago to appear on WWE's Monday Night RAW; she checked into the Hotel Bel-Air. But despite their separate schedules, a pal says, "They love each other no matter what."

It's no thang. K-Fed can just carry Jayden James pictures in his wallet.

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Yeah, our bad. Looks like we don't have any Sutton Pierce pictures after all. :(

T.H. Gossip, courtesy of, has just peeped copy of the birth certificate for the latest addition to the Spears-Federline family, and it's official.

Britney Spears as a Cop

Jayden James Federline.

That's the little dude's name. It's not Sutton Pierce. Nor is Jayden James Federline a chick. Looks like Britney and Kevin really pulled a fast one on us. For what reason, we have no idea. Those are gonna be some f*%ked up kids, though. That is pretty much a given.

The birth certificate, which you can see below, is signed by K-Fed himself, although a close inspection reveals that the "signature" is more like printing.

In any case, he can write, which is somewhat surprising in itself. Kevin Federline inked his name on September 13, one day after Jayden was born.

Well, there you have it. The proof is in the mayonnaise sandwich. Er, the pudding. There was considerable confusion over the second child of Britney Spears' name, and we're happy that it's finally cleared up. Moreover, we are happy for Sean Preston and for the entire Spears family. We will have our fun gallery of Jayden James pictures up and running ASAP!

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The mystery deepens over Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's second child.

Not only are people questioning the baby's name, but there's buzz that the little guy might actually be a girl. Yesterday, reports began to emerge that the baby's name was not in fact Sutton Pierce but Jayden James.

Britney Spears with Jayden

But now source tells MSNBC that everyone might have it completely wrong, and that the baby is in fact a girl.

More supporting evidence came when K-Fed told a radio show recently that it was "crazy" that people tell him that the baby's a different sex than it actually is, and when Britney Spears was spotted buying pink baby clothes.

Whatever they're doing, it's all in the name of PR; an MSNBC source says that the mystery over the baby is being used to help maximize impact right around the time of the launch of K-Fed's CD, Playing With Fire, and that the first photos of the child are scheduled for release right around then.

Wow. Way to exploit your infant child for financial gain, Spederline. Poor Sean Preston and Sutton Pierce / Jayden James / Unnamed Spawn. You're going to have real normal lives for sure. Our hearts go out to the youngsters.

Oh, and if Britney is actually shielding the kid to generate buzz for K-Fed, that speaks volumes about how much K-Fed's music sucks. And we're out.

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The Gossip has received countless emails and requests for Sutton Pierce pictures. We're happy to provide what we've got... but now it is looking like maybe there is no such thing as Sutton Pierce Federline.

Bang a Gong

Say what now?

Yes, numerous sources are now speculating that Britney Spears and her laid-back, dumbass husband, Kevin Federline, never confirmed their second baby's name to the press -- and that Sutton Pierce may not be its name.

It was reported that Sutton Pierce was given his lame name because his initials would be the same as big brother Sean Preston. Now, some people have been saying that the baby's name is actually Jayden James.

The strongest piece of evidence to support that theory? Kevin's mom calls the baby Jayden. Then again, Kevin Federline's mom was partying with Ron Jeremy in Vegas pretty recently, and didn't do a very good job raising her own son, so her credibility is highly questionable.

Nevertheless, we'll be monitoring this story and knocking on Britney's door all day long until we get some answers dammit.

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Shopping sprees are nothing new for Britney Spears.

Looking thin and hot, unfortunately, are.

Britney Arching Her Back

But the 24-year-old singer is officially back, adorning the cover of the newest edition of the journalistic beacon known as Us Weekly.

When the previously-pregnant pop princess recently dialed up the Malibu, Calif., boutique Planet Blue on October 9, she declared that something special in mind for herself -- a reward for dropping more than 25 pounds! Yeah, shopping!

Just weeks after giving birth to Sutton Pierce Federline, Mrs. Federline is sporting a noticeably slimmer physique, and she did it without the aid of a trainer, special pills or nutritionist.

"She is not treating herself with food and desserts anymore," says a family friend.

According to an employee at the store, Spears gushed that she was "a whole new size -- an 8," and needed "all new clothes."

Spears' weight ballooned from 120 to 160 during the pregnancy, but she was able to drop those pounds (like K-Fed drops awful beats, yo) with the age-old method of diet and exercise.

  • How did Britney revamp her lifestyle and lose the weight?
  • Is Kevin Federline helping or hurting her comeback?
  • Is she pushing herself too hard, too fast?
  • What does Sean Preston think of all this?
  • Do you like her new preppy look?
  • Has she heard about Sara Evans and that bastard, porn-loving, adulterous husband of hers? Good God!

For more details on this story in the coming days, including the healthy habits that helped Brit drop pounds fast, stay tuned to T.H. Gossip.


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Believe it or not, that is Britney Spears... out and about, looking very normal and happy, no less. Incredible. Look at that preppy outfit. Look at the natural hair color. Look at the lack of pregnant belly, ridiculously big breasts... and Kevin Federline! These pics are amazing!

Nice Underwear

The burning question: Is that Perry Taylor, a.k.a. the Manny, who supposedly had the gall to dump our girl Britney for that metrosexual stud Jude Law earlier this summer?

And if it is Perry / Manny, who is watching little Sutton Pierce Federline? We may never know the answers to these mysteries of life, but one thing's for sure: We love our Brit.

Oh, and K-Fed sucks. That's also for sure.