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Britney Spears and her new man, actor/model Isaac Cohen, made their first appearance together at the grand opening of Sideways Restaurant and Lounge:

Spears Live in Concert

Despite many gossipers' assertions that this is just another bad fling for Britney (along the lines of J.R. Rotem), several people have commented to The Hollywood Gossip that Isaac Cohen is an even-tempered, unassuming guy who would be a great influence on Spears, who has been widely criticized for her wild partying of late.

It's clear that Kevin Federline didn't work out. Brit needs a man who's going to understand where she is in life and help her through this tough time. Plus, Sean Preston and Jayden James could use a good role model.

A reader who claims to know Isaac Cohen from growing up writes to us:

"I've known Isaac my whole life, our families are close friends, although we don't really hang out much any more I still know that he's a really good guy and has always been. I know for a fact that this is not a publicity stunt nor does he have any intentions other than that he has met a potential good girl (in his eyes) and that he deserves nothing but the best. Britney is really lucky, mabye [sic] he'll spank the skank out of her."

Well said. Here's hoping.

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You know things are bad and getting worse when a celebrity's own stylist walks out - and we're not even talking about the Nicole Richie - Rachel Zoe feud this time.

That's what is happening to the incomparable Britney Spears, who just can't seem to get a grip these days - on her romantic life, motherhood, or her own appearance (Brit, along with fellow commando queen Paris Hilton, topped Mr. Blackwell's annual worst-dressed list).

One For the Scrapbook

According to In Touch Weekly, a former stylist for the pop princess claims that Britney Spears is beyond help, at least when it comes to her looks.

"Don't blame me, okay? I make her up and she just takes everything off and does her own thing," said Britt Bardo, who lists Jennifer Lopez and Kate Hudson as her clients, among others.

Britney's recent fashion disasters have included cavorting around town in a pink bikini beneath a see-through top, painting two out of five nails, and a continuing predilection for leaving the house in no pants.

At least it's not standing in her way of having a good time.

The mother of one-year-old Sean Preston and infant Jayden James seemed to be enjoying herself during a recent boating excursion with a Kevin Federline-esque mystery man with whom she shared several intimate moments.

The man has been identified as 25-year-old Isaac Cohen, an actor and model.

His modeling agent, Brandi Lord, has confirmed the romance to People, with the information that the couple's relationship began "recently... within the last month. He's got a great heart and a good family. He was raised well. He's a gentleman."

Lord insists Isaac Cohen isn't after the singer for her fame adding
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"(He) is not a player. (He) is not out to get a name for himself."

A THG source, who claims to have met Isaac Cohen several years ago, says he was a "smart, sensitive guy who just happens to have a fantastic look. He takes care of himself (absent social smoking) and has great friends."

If Isaac is, in fact, a secure person who could be a steady influence on her life, Britney would - as our source says - be very lucky to be dating him.

Hopefully this is true... but let's remember her track record, in no particular order:

Exactly. We refuse to get our hopes up for Mr. Cohen.

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So to speak. If you thought Isaac Cohen had a stranglehold on the "Random Dudes Linked Romantically to Britney Spears" category, well, you best think again.

Britney, Sean and Jayden

Sir Isaac might be her most recent fling, but according to TMZ, back in 2003, actor Columbus Short was involved with Britney - and while his wife was 7 months pregnant.

Sound like anyone you know?

The choreographer-turned-actor, who is promoting his new film, Stomp the Yard, was recently asked by entertainment reporter Jawn Murray how it feels to have a life that didn't go the way of Kevin Federline.

So to speak.

Noticeably taken aback by the inquiry, Columbus Short replied:

"I believe in my talent ... not to diss Kevin, he's a boy of mine ... I'm grateful in the career decisions that I've made and God directing my path."

Wow. You heard it here first: God hates Britney Spears.

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As we reported yesterday, Britney Spears took to the high seas of the Pacific last weekend with a new mystery man who can only be described as a cross between Kevin Federline and... some dirtbag who owns a sweet boat.

The mother of Sean Preston and Jayden James - who she may not even be able to recall the looks of these days - spent some quality time with a young, well-built sailor.

Such White Trash

The man has been identified by embattled celeb blogger Perez Hilton as Isaac Cohen, a 25-year-old Los Angeles native who is an actor and a model, though the only credits we can find for him are three episodes of Project Runway.

Little is known about Isaac Cohen at this time, including whether he and Britney are an item, or whether he will soon fall off the map (so to speak) like J.R. Rotem.

Speaking of which, wonder what that guy is up to right now.

In any case, Isaac Cohen and Britney Spears seemed to have a blast, engaging in the time-honored activities of punding Coronas, slathering each other in suntan lotion and, of course, chain smoking like fiends. Classy. See below.

As you can see, Brit managed, once again, to leave the house with no pants, and after painting just two of her five fingernails. But who's counting.

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Their short-lived friendship based around clubbing died hard, but at least crotch shot queens Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are back together in spirit and bad fashion.

Termed "style-free and fashion deprived," Britney and Paris tied for the No. 1 spot on Mr. Blackwell's 47th annual "Worst Dressed" list released Tuesday.

Ready to Get ...

"Two peas in an overexposed pod," Blackwell said of the skimpy attire (if that) donned by pop star Britney Spears, who along with her one-time socialite BFF, Paris Hilton, he accurately dubbed one half of the "Screamgirls." 

Some of Blackwell's nastiest words were reserved for Camilla Parker-Bowles, a member of the British royal family, who finished No. 2 on the list.

"The Duchess of Dowdy strikes again," wrote Blackwell. "In feathered hats that were once the rage, she resembles a petrified parakeet from the Jurassic age. A royal wreck."

For nearly five decades, Blackwell, who's no longer an active designer but still an outspoken critic of celebrity fashion, has aimed his poison pen at Hollywood, with young entertainers dominating the list.

At No. 3 was actress Lindsay Lohan, scolded by Blackwell for turning "from adorable to deplorable."

Christina Aguilera was also in Blackwell's fashion hall of shame. He called her a "dazzling singer" but added that she "puts good taste through the wardrobe wringer."

He referred to Mariah Carey (not to be confused with Mary Carey) as "Mariah the fashion pariah," and American Idol judge Paula Abdul as "a fallen fashion idol."

He said actress Sharon Stone resembles "an over-the-hill Cruella DeVille," and Tori Spelling embodies "down and out in Beverly Hills."

Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh was faulted for too many beads and bangles.

"She's layered lunacy from head to toe," Blackwell said.

Meryl Streep, who starred alongside Anne Hathaway in the fashion-themed movie, The Devil Wears Prada, came in at No. 10 on the annual dis-list.

"From Streep you could weep," Blackwell said. "Her beauty of a career cannot be denied, but that beast of a wardrobe is pure mother of the bride."

On a kinder note, Blackwell offered his 10 "fabulous fashion independents" - actresses Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie and Helen Mirren, singers Barbra Streisand and Beyonce, California Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Princess Charlotte of Monaco, model Heidi Klum and actresses Katie Holmes and Marcia Cross.

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First, it was her ill-fated marriage to Kevin Federline.

Then, if only for a night, it was that greaseball J.R. Rotem.

Britney Spears, Family

Now, Britney Spears has moved on to new and improved (well, probably not) mystery man - one that appears to fit the same dirtbag mould. The amazing pop singer and mother of two spent a weekend of wearing those big sunglasses, boatin', smokin' and getting wasted with this scruffy, as-yet-unnamed individual.

Pictures courtesy of breatheheavy.com and All Over Press:

As expected, given Brit's taste in men, he looks like a real winner. At least Britney received some good news. Yesterday, we talked about how she might get docked her appearance fee for getting wasted and passing out at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas.

Well, any publicity is good publicity, and at least while she was awake, she and the rest of the party-goers were having a blast. See Britney Spears pictures taken that night. A club spokesman confirms that Brit will be paid, as was originally planned, stating:

"The crowd LOVED Britney and they cheered her on everywhere she went... She is always welcome at PURE."

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Ah, those big sunglasses.

All celebrities seem to have them, and look absolutely absurd wearing them. Some stars, such as the Olsen Twins, look ridiculous no matter what - we will grant you that. But the huge-ass shades, which are sometimes donned even at night (talking to you, J.R. Rotem) make morons out of even the most good-looking stars.

Britney and Jayden Photo

There's no end in sight for this fashion trend, though. That much as blatantly obvious as we take look at four Hollywood stars' sunglasses:

After returning to Los Angeles earlier in the week, a jet-setting Jessica Simpson (top left) gets ready to head back east, possibly to meet up with John Mayer, who sucks. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton (bellow right) manages to go about her business despite getting canned by her own night club, shopping 'til she drops in Beverly Hills on Friday.

Working actress Sienna Miller (top right) clocked in more time at Heathrow Airport in London on Thursday, while the incomparable Britney Spears (bottom left) hit up a Santa Monica beach hotel for some badly-needed R&R. Who's got the most ridiculous shades? Who's outfit needs to be tossed in the trash? You be the judge.

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Apparently, Britney Spears' hotly-debated New Year's Eve nap and subsequent exit might've cost her a staggering $400,000.

According to the New York Daily News, the pop princess, who just reached a temporary custody agreement with FedEx, won't be getting her six-figure appearance fee promised her from Pure nightclub in Las Vegas because instead of carrying out her obligation to the club, she had to be carried out by staff.

Britney Spears Cosmo Cover

What's more, Britney's official story - that she was tired and simply fell asleep - is making the club "furious" because it suggests that the joint is a snoozefest. Of course, we all know that's total bull$h!t and she really passed out drunk, so maybe the party was totally awesome!

In any case, TMZ refutes the Daily News' claim, with sources stating that Britney, who issued a statement saying she is cleaning up her act, won't be docked for her behavior at da club. Sources also say the fee was actually less than $200K, and that the club is thrilled with her - after all, any publicity is good publicity, right?

In other news involving Mrs. Kevin Federline, a post on the Miami Craigslist board has been flagged and removed after falsely advertising a new Britney Spears reality show. The bogus show was to focus on rebuilding Brit's tarnished image. Here's what the post read before it was taken down:

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In cooperation with Zomba Films and MTV films, LCAA prodcutions is working on a new reality contest for a major network.

Britney Spears is getting ready for a big comeback.

"The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being," the 25-year-old pop star says.

Her goal?

"I want to show my fans and critics that I'm coming back this year bigger and better than ever."

Britney Spears has agreed to open up her life again to the TV cameras. But this time, it won't be her in the spotlight. Instead, it is you! Britney is looking to surround herself with a new team. Each week, a new contestant will walk and work by her side 24 hours a day, for 5 straight days. Your job will be to give her guidance, perception and help her with comeback. For this 16 week audition/interview, we are looking for 8 males and 8 females to compete for a position on Britney's new team.

"I'm thrilled about this new chapter in my life and even more excited to involve my fans in my comeback," Britney said.

Please send a brief summary as to how you can help improve Britney Spears' image and why you are the right candidate.

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Columnist Bill Simmons of ESPN.com is a funny man. He's an extraordinary commentator and humorist on all things athletics, but the so-called Sports Guy can't hold a candle to his wife when it comes to popular culture. Here are the most recent comments of his wife, The Sports Gal, on our troubled girl Britney Spears...

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This is How She Rolls

I'm never surprised by the things I read about Britney anymore. She just can't get one thing right. She dresses like a tramp, chooses the wrong guys (talking to you, J.R. Rotem), wears no underwear, befriends bad people and neglects her children.

She lost everyone's respect and her public image is pretty much shot. I always knew she made a big mistake when she cheated on Justin Timberlake and now she's paying for it. The only way to restore her image and get her life back on track is to find a good man and settle down.

And that's what she's trying to do; she's just going about it the wrong way. She reminds me of the promiscuous girl in college who can't get a boyfriend because nobody wants to date the drunk who always has ripped stockings and smells like tequila.

If I were advising Britney Spears, I would tell her to ...

1. Fire her stylist, stop smoking, stop drinking, stop chewing gum, burn her entire wardrobe, then burn it again. Especially that black lace "dress" where we can see her panties and bra. Is she for real? Brit, you're a pop star, not a porn star.
2. Stop flaunting those enormous breasts. What's with the sudden Double-Ds? We know she's not breast-feeding - that would entail being in the same room with Jayden James. If those are implants, either go smaller or beat them down with a tire iron every morning.
3. Get rid of that man-stealing tramp, Paris Hilton. Paris will never allow Britney to have a good guy that she could have for herself. I'm convinced she made Britney fat with the Mean Girls trick by getting her hooked on fattening "diet" cookies. She's evil.
4. Avoid any and all men who have dated Lindsay Lohan, the Hilton sisters, Nicole Richie, Claire Danes, the Olsen Twins, and anyone slated to do a movie with Angelina Jolie.
5. Change her dating criteria to include NO dancers, NO unemployed trust-fund kids and NO men that allow their pants to dip below their anus.
6. Stay home with the kids and stay out of Las Vegas. Apparently the saying "whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" doesn't apply to Brit, because she can't spend three minutes there without us seeing a picture of her passed out or exposing her crotch.
7. Try to get back together with J.T. It's a million to one shot, but you never know.
8. Scrap tips 1-7 and just concentrate on showering and wearing underwear every day. It's a noble goal.

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The Gossip has learned that Britney Spears and her estranged husband, Kevin Federline, have mutually agreed to a custody arrangement during the month of January.

Under the terms of the agreement, filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court yesterday, Britney and Kevin will have joint legal custody of their two children, one-year-old Sean Preston and four-month-old Jayden James.

Picture of Hotness

Britney Spears will have a much greater share of physical custody, while Kevin's physical custody is extremely limited.

He will be allowed to be with the children from noon to 4:00 on Monday, Wednesday and Friday... but only at Spears' residence.

The agreement states Spears can be present, but no one may interfere with Kevin Federline's right to be with the children.

That includes any vagrants Britney might have invited over, such as J.R. Rotem or sister Jamie Lynn Spears, and certainly the disgusting Paris Hilton.

Also under the terms of the stipulation, K-Fed is allowing Spears to take the children to Miami, Fla. for a week, today through the 11th.

No agreement has been reached on the parents' custody matters after January.

In her official petition for divorce, filed in early November, Spears asked the court for sole physical and legal custody of the couple's two children.

The aspiring rapper filed a countersuit one day later, asking for the exact same thing - along with an additional stipulation that Britney must wear pants.

Okay, just kidding about that last part. He did write a vengeful note, though.

Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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