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With all that's been going on in her life lately, we have to say that the incomparable Britney Spears is taking things in stride and doing a heck of a good job keeping a positive attitude. Then again, the prospect of no longer being married to a total ass clown has to be a good feeling, even if her impending divorce is a bit of a stressful headache.

At Tuesday's American Music Awards, Britney presented Mary J. Blige with an award for favorite female soul/R&B artist... right after host Jimmy Kimmel trashed Kevin Federline in a comedy sketch. Everyone had a nice time. Except for Jayden James, who has no idea where he is right now and who just wants to sleep. He's just a baby!

Bang a Gong, Get it On

As for the hand gesture made by Britney in this picture, we have no idea what that is supposed to signify. But of course, we have some theories:

  • "This is how many sex tapes Kevin and I made that y'all are gonna see real soon as soon as I sell 'em to David Hans Schmidt."
  • "Kevin has sold this many copies of his debut album so far."
  • "I ate this many bags of pork rinds before coming out here."
  • "This is how long Kevin lasts. No joke. Someone find me a real man!"
  • She's waving to the crowd.
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Kevin Federline is denying reports that he is trying to extort money from estranged wife Britney Spears by releasing a video of him making filthy, endless, white-trash love to her.

"There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence," Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, says in a statement issued Tuesday.

Straddle

"It goes without saying that stories of Kevin trying to sell a sex video are patently false and anyone who reports they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else."

On November 12, the News of the World reported that Federline, who is seeking spousal support and custody of his two sons with Britney, Sean Preston and Jayden James, was trying to sell the alleged tape and had already been offered nearly $50 million.

Numerous sources also reported that David Hans Schmidt, the legendary celebrity sex tape distributor, was in contact with the alleged seller. It sure has been a crazy two weeks since Britney Spears filed for divorce from K-Fed back on November 7, officially pulling the plug after two years of crappy marriage.

The statement from Federline's attorney continues:

"It would be impossible to comment upon and correct all of the other misinformation about Kevin that appears on a daily basis and consequently no attempt has been made, or will be made, to do so. I hope that the public and media will keep this in mind before assuming accuracy of facts from Kevin's silence."

You got it, Mark Vincent Kaplan. We will stick to the facts from now on, at your request. Here are a couple of things we know for sure:

  1. There is no Britney Spears sex tape.
  2. Kevin Federline is the biggest loser alive.
  3. But less offensive than Michael Richards.
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The Britney Spears sex tape, or alleged Britney Spears sex tape, as we keep calling it, for lack of proof that it even exists, continues to fuel intense, filthy, lewd speculation.

The UK tabloid News of the World reported that Kevin Federline is shopping a four-hour sex tape featuring himself naked and "enjoying an uninhibited range of lovemaking" to his now-estranged wife, Britney Spears.

Still Shackled

The paper cites a source close to Federline saying, "They did nothing all day but have sex - and play the odd game of chess."

Huh? K-Fed plays chess? We figured him for the checkers type, if you know what we're saying. We're saying he's a stupid f*%k and not smart enough to play chess.

Neither Britney or Kevin has confirmed the tape exists, but notorious porn broker David Hans Schmidt, who has said he is willing to pay up to $100 million for the tape if it is authentic, tells Us Weekly that he has been in contact with the alleged video's seller and plans to meet him in person today.

Although the seller spoke to Schmidt from a phone with a scrambled number, the man known heretofore as the Celebrity Sex Tape God says that the seller "dropped all the right names that made me believe he had the tape."

At the same time, TMZ reports that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will get back together - just one more time, to assure the public they never made any sex tapes. Unlike Dustin Diamond. He made one. In which he gave some chick the Dirty Sanchez. Yuck. Please keep that Screech sex tape away from us, David Hans Schmidt.

A statement will be issued by Britney and K-Fed soon, the celebrity sleuths report.

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Britney Spears may be in for a rough ride and an ugly lesson in attempt to divorce that bastard husband of hers.

Federline has no interest in getting custody of the couple's two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Sure, he's asking for custody, but it's all a thinly veiled attempt to extort money from Spears. He could not care less about the kids. He'll just go have some more with some other chick. Give it a year or two. K-Fed probably doesn't even want Jayden James pictures.

Britney in a Trench Coat

Prior to tying the not with that deadbeat, Spears enjoyed a reputation as a sweet girl with a wild streak. Clearly, some of that wildness spilled over into their marriage, and rumors are flying that K-Fed is threatening to air some of her dirty laundry (such as the alleged Britney Spears sex tape) if she doesn't pay up.

Thanks to her prenup, a vengeful K-Fed will get less than $250,000 in spousal support and his $2.5 million share of their Malibu mansion and that's that. So how would Fed-Ex really cash in on Britney's fortune? Telling the judge about some things in Brit's past that may reflect poorly on her mothering skills. Of course, for X million bucks, he'll kindly drop it.

Yes, this legal form of blackmail may earn Kevin Federline many millions more than he deserves. Of course, he will probably blow it all on tricked-out cars, baggy jeans, gold chains and child support payments to his other kids with Shar Jackson in a couple of years. So there's some solace in that, at least.

Ever since news of the Britney Spears divorce broke, the singer has clearly done her best to forget the K-Hole. She's continuing to show off her single look, letting her hair down and taking to the streets of Las Vegas. Friday, the singer was accompanied by former manager Larry Rudolph (bottom, left). She also found time, as we previously reported, to hang with Mario Lopez. And she even won $10,000 gambling.

On Saturday, Brit made a new celebrity friend: Paris Hilton. The singer and the heiress enjoyed some high-stakes gambling and went on a spree to Ceasars Palace.

The wild pair partied into the night, dancing and laughing, and of course, making out like bi-curious sorority girls and chain-smoking (left).

The partying pair (bottom, right) landed at club Tryst in the Wynn hotel, where Brit was spotted getting down and dirty on the dance floor to several of Paris' songs. In fact, things got so heated in the club that Britney ditched her pants - really - prancing around the club in nothing but a button-down shirt, tie and pair of fishnet stockings.

No word on whether Shanna Moakler will now wish death upon Britney Spears by association (or if Nicole Richie became so jealous at the sight of Paris and Brit having a grand ol' time, she couldn't help but vomit). But one thing's for damn sure: it's great to have Spears single again, and we can't wait to see what transpires next.

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If you thought that Britney Spears was stupid when she got married to Kevin Federline, or when she bore two of the hyper-fertile rapping aspirant's kids, we have news for you.

Mid-Air Boinkage

You were very, very right.

But if the supposed Britney Spears sex tape is real, that would bump her up another few notches on the moron meter, don't you think? Yes. And if the latest rumor regarding the alleged sex tape is true, she'd be taking to another level entirely.

In an effort to stop the K-Hole, a.k.a. K-Fed, from making any money from it, Britney is reportedly preparing a preemptive strike. She's seriously weighing leaking the tape for free. As in, no money needed to buy and view it. Many times.

Sources close to Spears report she is "seriously thinking about" giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of the four-hour long sex video.

During a trip to Louisiana last week with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, Spears hinted she may just post a clip of the video on MySpace.

"Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she can by giving away Jayden James pictures," said Spears' family friend Nyla Price, 55, owner of Nyla's Burger Basket. "Half of nuthin' is nuthin', and that's what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it."

David Hans Schmidt: Rolling in grave.

Forget having to pay $29.99 for this DVD like you did for the legendary Paris Hilton sex romp. Or whatever they are going to charge for the Dustin Diamond sex tape. Yuck. Yup, no need to worry about getting fake versions of the thing or shelling out cash to see a nude Britney Spears get railed. You can delight in swatching Spederline go at it alll night long from the comfort of your laptop screen, and it will not cost you a dime!!

THG NOTE: It may, however, cost you any self-respect you once had.

While we seriously doubt that this story is real (and the early results of THG's Exclusive Britney Spears Sex Tape Poll seem to corroborate that assumption), here's hoping that it is. Because it would be the funniest story ever.

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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Unless you're a famous singer that recently divorced your waste of wife-beater-wearing space husband and a curly-haired hot dancer that should have been crowned the brightest dancing star on the planet.

Wax Britney

Indeed, the Britney Spears post-breakup tour took Sean Preston's mom to Las Vegas this weekend. Once there, the former Mrs. K-Fed won big at the blackjack table and may have landed an even more impressive pot:

Mario Lopez.

She was introduced to the Dancing with the Stars runner-up at casino, The Mint. The two, along with a small group, then headed up to Moon Nightclub and partied the night away.

Before possibly taking the man that played A.C. Slater to the wrestling mat of her hotel room (if you know wat we mean!), Britney arrived in Nevada on Friday.

She donned the disguise of a pink wig and big, dark sunglasses, but was spotted in the Palms Casino Resort Friday night; probably due to the fact that Britney Spears boobs are never confused with anyone else's cleavage.

Also on Friday, Spears went into the Palms' recording studio with producer Lukasz Gottwald to mix tracks on her new album.

"She looks and sounds great," a source told People magazine. "Her voice never sounded better. She's having fun. She's ready to kick a--."

Britney also did pretty well at the tables, reportedly winning $10,000 playing blackjack.

That's more cash than Kevin Federline album sales will bring in over the next six years.

Meanwhile, two famous folks were absent from the trip. There were no Jayden James Federline sightings, spurring talk that Spears is trying to keep the child away from gambling.

Karina Smirnoff, Lopez's possible girlfriend, was also nowhere to be seen. We hope she's okay.

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She may have almost 40,000 pals on her official MySpace page, but one person who doesn't make the virtual cut on Britney Spears' list is her former life partner: Kevin Federline.

At Da Club

Not that we're surprised.

Sometime on Monday night, Britney logged onto MySpace and replaced Kevin Federline with her record label, Jive Records, on her buddy list. Clearly, Britney finally figured out who's really paying the bills. Her record label. Not her husband. The guy was a deadbeat mooch, making the Spears-Federline divorce (and MySpace diss) inevitable.

A quick cyber-sojourn over to Jive's MySpace page reveals a shocking twist on the story of Britney and K-Fed's breakup: Seductively perched right next to Britney in Jive's top 12 is none other than Britney Spears' sexy ex-ex, Justin Timberlake.

OMG. Could Britney and Justin be getting back together -- in the studio, at least?

After lashing out a few years ago through his music, Justin has been more supportive of his first love lately, offering kind words and support. Britney has nothing but good things to say about JT's work. Besides, she's all about bringing SexyBack herself!

So perhaps a reunion of sorts is in order... provided this alleged Britney Spears sex tape is just that. Alleged. As in, not actually in existance.

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Porn king David Hans Schmidt has allegedly offered $100 million for a sex tape featuring Britney Spears and her estranged, worthless piece of $h!t douchebag of a husband, Kevin Federline.

Schmidt is the celebrity porn broker behind videos starring many famous people, including Fred Durst. Most recently, he's been in the news for getting his filthy hands on the (former Saved By The Bell star) Dustin Diamond sex tape, as well as some nude Marcia Cross pictures.

Rough Britney Spears Pic

Man, those must be hot.

Schmidt has proven time and again that if there is a celebrity sex tape out there, he will acquire it. He is a celebrity porn broker by trade, after all.

Whether it's real or not is anyone's guess, but a 19-second clip from a sex tape featuring someone looking like Britney Spears was recently leaked online, and allegedly shows her performing a sex act on a person thought to be (or look a lot like) K-Fed.

Fox News claims British newspaper News Of The World has offered $50 million for the full tape. But not to be outdone, David Hans Schmidt is ready to double that offer.

He tells Radar Online: "I'd offer $100 million if this tape is any good. What the f**k is News of the World doing trying to get into the porn-selling business, anyway? They're just trying to sling arrows into the dark to get some headlines. No way they'd make their money back."

Lesson Probably Learned: There is no Britney Spears sex tape.

Lesson Definitely Learned: If you're in the sex tape business, do not f*%k with David Hans Schmidt. The man has deep pockets. Deep, dirty pockets.

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As we reported yesterday, Britney Spears paid a visit to her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana, earlier this week. T.H. Gossip has obtained pictures of her visit, which included some downtime with family and friends, along with a trip to a family favorite down-home eatery in nearby Mississippi - the state where Brit was actually born.

Britney, Sean and Jayden Federline

The gentleman holding Britney's son, Sean Preston (top left) is her older brother, Brian Spears. It looks he, his sis and his nephew had some fun together while she was home. Prior to returning to Louisiana, Britney had been in N.Y. and Miami working on her new album.

Sadly, no Jayden James pictures were taken during her visit.

Not sure what to say about the last picture (bottom right) other than she is going through a lot of tough times. The stress of her impending divorce from Kevin Federline has to be taking its toll on Britney, especially in light of the vengeful note he left for her (and other ladies) on his dressing room door in Chicago, one day after getting hit with divorce papers.

And at least she's not smoking a blunt, like K-Fed apparently does.

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New information on the final days of Britney Spears' marriage has come to light, showing that the sexy singer laid out plans to drop her deadbeat spouse and revive her career the week before she filed for divorce November 7.

However, it was a handwritten letter from Kevin Federline that ultimately pushed Britney Spears over the edge, causing her to sever their tumultuous, two-year union for good.

Gawking at Britney

On November 6, after a week of fighting via text message, the final blowout came when the K-Hole sent a handwritten letter to his wife, who was staying at a separate hotel in New York City.

"It mostly blamed Britney for all their problems," a family insider says.

Hours later, an enraged Britney notified her attorney to start drafting the divorce petition and signed it at the hotel just before making a surprise appearance on the Late Show With David Letterman - sans wedding ring.

"That's why she looked so happy. A weight had been lifted," said the source.

Dead weight, if you ask us. What a waste of space.

But Federline is never one to take anything sitting down. Not exactly sure what we mean by that, but the guy is beyond pathetic (even if Shar Jackson doesn't come out and say it). K-Fed's revenge, upon being served with divorce papers, was to graffiti the dressing room door of the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed the following night.
The message, written the day after Britney filed for divorce, reads:

Today I'm a free man
Ladies look out
F**k a wife
Give me my kids B!tch!

-- Kevin Federline

Us Weekly somehow got a picture of this heartfelt love note, (see below) which clearly shows just how mature Kevin Federline is.

Britney, who's already busy recording her new album and planning a career comeback, clearly did the right thing. Not just for herself, but for little Sean Preston and Jayden James especially. Those little tykes don't need to be subjected to this loser. Ever!

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