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The parenting skills of Britney Spears are being called into question once again, but this time, the criticism isn't revolving around dropping Sean Preston or neglecting Jayden James. This time she's been voted the world's worst celebrity dog owner by two dog magazines.

"Britney Spears was the overwhelming choice," Hilary O'Hagan, editor of The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines, said in a statement.

Confused as F*%k

"She once had three Chihuahuas... and never left home without at least one of them on her arm. As soon as she met [Kevin Federline] and had kids, (the dogs) disappeared."

Her pants seem to have done the same.

Britney's former BFF, Paris Hilton, placed second for "treating her dogs like accessories."

Oprah Winfrey, who owns five dogs, was voted this year's best celebrity dog owner. The talk-show host replaced 2005 winner Joss Stone, and beat out fellow dog owners Tori Spelling and Nicollette Sheridan.

We're not entirely sure that the criteria are here. Brit was named worst dog owner for leaving her dogs at home, and Paris was named second worst dog owner for toting her dogs everywhere like purses? These publications obviously need to get their points straight before hastily giving Britney and Paris such bad publicity.

Oh, who are we kidding, we fear for any dog that happens to come in contact with either celeb. Same goes for this pathetic Paris Hilton pussy.

Also, we're not sure that Spears' Chihuahua, Bit-Bit (pictured) would fare well at Hyde, where Britney's been spending most of her time these days.

Actually, it's probably good that Brit leaves her pooches at home... as long as Natasha Lyonne isn't dog-sitting, of course. What whuuuut!

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It looks like Paris Hilton never came to former BFF Britney Spears' defense in cyberspace after all - and instead, is the latest Hollywood "star" to incur the wrath of MySpace impersonators!

A Natural

News reports from several "reputable" sources have been reporting that Paris used her MySpace page to defend the parenting skills of Britney Spears, which have been called into question.

Which isn't too surprising, as the mother of two spends more time galavanting around and displaying her enormous breasts than anything else.

But it turns out that the blog in question does not belong to Paris.

In the fake MySpace page, the "heiress" supposedly states that Britney is a great parent who is, and who has always been there for her children, and that Spears' partying is considered normal behavior for any 25-year-old.

While these are thoughts that certainly could be floating around inside Hilton's tiny brain, that does not mean she's the one to put them online. In fact, says her publicist, Elliot Mintz, she doesn't even have a MySpace account.

"Paris did not write it. She does not even have a MySpace account," Mintz said.

You know who does have a MySpace account, though? Britney's ex, Kevin Federline. And you know who's no longer on his list of MySpace friends? J.R. Rotem, the quote-unquote music producer who is supposedly found work as the new Britney boy toy since she split from Kev.

In any event, let the MySpace wars (and impersonations) continue, people. Carry on.

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She may have decided that she can do without Paris Hilton, but you know what they say: Young skanks love to slut it up Old habits often die hard.

On December 12, Britney Spears donned a see-thru top, sans bra, and partied hard at L.A. hotspot Element. At one point, she spilled a drink on herself, which exacerbated the problem, if you know what we're talking about... We are talking about nipples. In full view.

What's That?

Out of common decency, we have censored the objects in question below. It seems as if this pop princess is dying to give people a taste of a nude Britney Spears. Just go all-out and pose for Playboy, girl! You know you want to!

 

Guess there is something to be said for mystery, however. It's not like we are talking about Paris Hilton pussy, which everyone and their mother has seen by now. Anyway, later on that night, Brit and friends headed to the home of Jonathan "J.R." Rotem, where they partied 'til 4.

Brit and J.R. Rotem are supposedly dating. Maybe you heard?

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Britney Spears, you are not alone.

Sure, Paris Hilton may have moved on and countless fans may be sick of your no-pants-wearing ways, but a Grammy Award-winning artist is coming to your defense.

Britney Spears on GMA

Reformed drug addict, Mary J. Blige, says Spears is just going a bit wild with her newfound freedom and will soon settle down again.

"I know that at some point in our lives we've had a situation like Britney's, meaning that we all were with someone we thought loved us and actually didn't," Blige shared. "We make mistakes. I am looking at Britney as a human being just like myself. I messed up big time in my life."

For the sake of Jayden James Federline, let's hope Mary is right. The kid needs a responsible mother, Brit.

Do you want him to turn out like Brandon Davis?

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We never could have seen this coming.

Actually, we really could have.

Britney and Jason Stroll

And we did. It wasn't hard.

The budding friendship between Britney Spears and Paris Hilton may have seemed to good to be true. It was a ton of fun, not to mention drama-filled and good for the occasional crotch shot. But now, alas, it seems as though it's run its course.

The dynamic, panty-free duo have gone their separate ways, says the New York Post's Page Six.

After a couple of memorable weeks of clubbing and late-night debauchery, the ho train has reportedly left the station - never to return.

The reason? Ready for this?

[Cue the drum roll]

Paris Hilton is a bad influence! ** Gasp! **

"Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a career comeback, she should really stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult," a source tells Page Six.

Somewhere, Jayden James is smiling at this news. Or napping. Or crying, wishing someone would change his diaper. He's a baby!

Indeed, Hollywood Gossip affiliates have spotted Paris back with her traditional party posse in the past couple of days. Her crew includes Brandon Davis, a.k.a. "Greasy Bear," sister Nicky Hilton, and former BFF / current accessory Kim Kardashian - but no Britney.

Meanwhile, Britney has been digging in at the studio and stepping out with a new man - music producer and D-list celebrity J.R. Rotem, who surely gives Brandon Davis a run for his money in the "Greasy Bear" department.

Seriously. The guy has enough oil in his hair to join OPEC.

As far as the split between Britney and Paris, you know what they say. All good things must come to an end, and all pants must one day be put back on when one goes clubbing.

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Sigh. Guess tapping the back side of Britney Spears just doesn't get one as far as it did back in the good ol' days.

Maybe it's the fact that millions were given an unsolicited crotch shot by Britney last month and the allure is kind of lost.

Britney Spears in a Black Dress

Who knows. But her new boyfriend, Jonathan "J.R." Rotem, is reportedly being shunned like the D-lister he is. Fool can't get no love (except from Britney Spears, of course)!

Just 48 hours after cameras spotted the music producer locking lips with Spears at The Grove, her rebound guy tried to leverage his newfound star power to get into Hollywood hotspot, Hyde.

Sadly for him, but amusing for all of us at T.H. Gossip who love a good Hyde sighting, J.R. Rotem got straight up negged!

Moments after his reality check, Rotem took the walk of shame down to another nightclub, where the loser was welcomed with open arms.

Where was his gal during all of this?

No, Britney and Paris were not out galavanting for once. It turns out Britney may have been - gasp - working. She was spotted carrying some CDs to a recording studio (below, right), having realized that she is working on a new album that should come out at some point.

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This week's awesome Nicole Richie arrest for driving under the influence got us thinking. What are the odds she'll get busted for DUI again?

Well, would you believe that WagerWeb.com takes bets on the subject, and took the time to e-mail The Hollywood Gossip with the official odds?

Britney Spears, Gun

That's right, you can place bets on what celebrities will be the next to be locked up and have their mug shots taken for DUI. It may not surprise you to know that Britney Spears, Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan are the odds-on favorites as of right now. But don't you dare count out a couple of dark horse candidates, either.

"Bettors are fascinated with wagering on everyday news, especially stories surrounding celebrities," says Dave Johnson, CEO of WagerWeb.com. "The Mel Gibson and Paris Hilton DUI arrests, among other celebrities, sparked huge interest in DUI odds."

Our only complaint is that Jonathan "J.R." Rotem didn't make the company's list. But I guess it's only a matter of time if he keeps bagging Brit. Good to see our boy Andy Dick is high up there, in any case!

THE OFFICIAL ODDS on which celebrity will be the first to be arrested and charged with a DUI (regardless of trial outcome) are as follows:

  • Britney Spears: 1 to 2
  • Paris Hilton: 2 to 1
  • Tara Reid: 3 to 1
  • Lindsay Lohan: 4 to 1
  • Danny DeVito: 5 to 1
  • Andy Dick: 6 to 1
  • Mel Gibson: 8 to 1
  • Keith Urban: 10 to 1
  • Ashlee Simpson: 11 to 1
  • George Clooney: 12 to 1
  • Mary-Kate Olsen: 13 to 1
  • Christian Slater: 14 to 1
  • Lauren Conrad: 15 to 1
  • Haley Joel Osment: 16 to 1
  • Michelle Rodriguez: 17 to 1
  • Jackie Chan: 18 to 1
  • Wilmer Valderrama: 19 to 1
  • Frankie Muniz: 20 to 1
  • Colin Farrell: 20 to 1
  • Tracy Morgan: 20 to 1
  • Keanu Reeves: 22 to 1
  • Nicole Richie: 24 to 1
  • Pamela Anderson: 25 to 1
  • Whitney Houston: 25 to 1

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It looks like Britney Spears is out with a new man - and it turns out that he used to work for the family.

Britney has been stepping out, possibly wearing no pants, with Jonathan Rotem, who often goes by the nickname J.R. He's a big time music producer who's worked for the likes of Rihanna, Paris Hilton, and, yes, Kevin Federline.

Britney Spears Engagement Ring Photo

As Perez Hilton notes, the pair were spied kissing in public on Sunday night, then went to a movie before heading back to Rotem's place.

The couple was supposedly getting cozy throughout Sunday evening, before Britney supposedly went home with J.R. Rotem at 3 a.m. and was not seen leaving.

Kevin Federline, of course, was an employee before he became Mr. Britney Spears. The irony is thick, very much unlike Nicole Richie.

Meanwhile, Paris Hilton has taken to - where else - MySpace to voice her support of her new BFF, and what she calls Brit's "partying ethics."

"For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling. She goes home every night to [Jayden James and Sean Preston] and partying has not come in the way of her parenting."

Except, of course, when she spends the night at Paris' mansion. Or goes home with Jonathan Rotem. But really, who's counting.

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T.H. Gossip has reached a conclusion: Paris Hilton is insane. Wherever the hotel heiress goes, and whoever she befriends, trouble invariably follows.

First, we've got the whole Nicole Richie situation.

Pretty Brit

Then there's the Travis Barker / Shanna Moakler drama.

We're even treated to some girl on girl action.

And last but not least, we have the ever-evolving Britney Spears train wreck. Ever since Brit filed for divorce from K-Fed, we've been treated to some of the most absurd pics of the pop princess yet. The best thing for Britney's image might not have been to befriend Paris Hilton... but it's not like we're complaining.

After all, people love Britney and Paris. Here are some quality pictures of the two from last month that we haven't run until now. Enjoy: 

Sorry. No nude Britney Spears pictures this time around. Maybe next time! As long as these two are hanging out, it's never a big stretch. Holla.

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They've been spending lots of time with each other.

They sleep over at each others' mansions.

Britney and the Lil Ones

They go to clubs with no pants.

Which leads T.H. Gossip to ask the obvious question: Are Britney Spears and Paris Hilton just friends, or is there some girl on girl action going on?

Eh, they're just friends. Any speculation to the contrary is "silly," says Paris' rep, Elliott Mintz (who is probably also hitting that piece).

But you can't deny the fact that these two skanks love the attention they get from their thigh-stroking, crotch shot escapades. The buzz started when Paris Hilton was seen rubbing Brit's legs and shoulders last month, and then Paris kissed another woman, raising eyebrows and fueling speculation among our staff about a possible 1 Night in Paris lesbian sequel.

Meanwhile, if Paris thinks she's got the Greek God of Poontang, Stavros Niarchos, wrapped around her finger, she might want to think again.

Friends say that, despite her wearing a big (fake) diamond solitaire on her left ring finger, the partying pair is not engaged to be married.

Moreover, Stavros' very rich parents "have no intention of even meeting" Paris. The Niarchos clan apparently thinks she's "tacky," a feeling that has also been expressed by Dreamworks Pictures honcho Jeffrey Katzenberg, whose son, David Katzenberg, is currently dating Paris' sister, Nicky Hilton. We might have chosen stronger words than tacky - but have to agree with the Niarchos fam on this one.