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Sigh. Guess tapping the back side of Britney Spears just doesn't get one as far as it did back in the good ol' days.

Maybe it's the fact that millions were given an unsolicited crotch shot by Britney last month and the allure is kind of lost.

Britney Spears in a Black Dress

Who knows. But her new boyfriend, Jonathan "J.R." Rotem, is reportedly being shunned like the D-lister he is. Fool can't get no love (except from Britney Spears, of course)!

Just 48 hours after cameras spotted the music producer locking lips with Spears at The Grove, her rebound guy tried to leverage his newfound star power to get into Hollywood hotspot, Hyde.

Sadly for him, but amusing for all of us at T.H. Gossip who love a good Hyde sighting, J.R. Rotem got straight up negged!

Moments after his reality check, Rotem took the walk of shame down to another nightclub, where the loser was welcomed with open arms.

Where was his gal during all of this?

No, Britney and Paris were not out galavanting for once. It turns out Britney may have been - gasp - working. She was spotted carrying some CDs to a recording studio (below, right), having realized that she is working on a new album that should come out at some point.

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This week's awesome Nicole Richie arrest for driving under the influence got us thinking. What are the odds she'll get busted for DUI again?

Well, would you believe that WagerWeb.com takes bets on the subject, and took the time to e-mail The Hollywood Gossip with the official odds?

Britney Spears, Gun

That's right, you can place bets on what celebrities will be the next to be locked up and have their mug shots taken for DUI. It may not surprise you to know that Britney Spears, Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan are the odds-on favorites as of right now. But don't you dare count out a couple of dark horse candidates, either.

"Bettors are fascinated with wagering on everyday news, especially stories surrounding celebrities," says Dave Johnson, CEO of WagerWeb.com. "The Mel Gibson and Paris Hilton DUI arrests, among other celebrities, sparked huge interest in DUI odds."

Our only complaint is that Jonathan "J.R." Rotem didn't make the company's list. But I guess it's only a matter of time if he keeps bagging Brit. Good to see our boy Andy Dick is high up there, in any case!

THE OFFICIAL ODDS on which celebrity will be the first to be arrested and charged with a DUI (regardless of trial outcome) are as follows:

  • Britney Spears: 1 to 2
  • Paris Hilton: 2 to 1
  • Tara Reid: 3 to 1
  • Lindsay Lohan: 4 to 1
  • Danny DeVito: 5 to 1
  • Andy Dick: 6 to 1
  • Mel Gibson: 8 to 1
  • Keith Urban: 10 to 1
  • Ashlee Simpson: 11 to 1
  • George Clooney: 12 to 1
  • Mary-Kate Olsen: 13 to 1
  • Christian Slater: 14 to 1
  • Lauren Conrad: 15 to 1
  • Haley Joel Osment: 16 to 1
  • Michelle Rodriguez: 17 to 1
  • Jackie Chan: 18 to 1
  • Wilmer Valderrama: 19 to 1
  • Frankie Muniz: 20 to 1
  • Colin Farrell: 20 to 1
  • Tracy Morgan: 20 to 1
  • Keanu Reeves: 22 to 1
  • Nicole Richie: 24 to 1
  • Pamela Anderson: 25 to 1
  • Whitney Houston: 25 to 1

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It looks like Britney Spears is out with a new man - and it turns out that he used to work for the family.

Britney has been stepping out, possibly wearing no pants, with Jonathan Rotem, who often goes by the nickname J.R. He's a big time music producer who's worked for the likes of Rihanna, Paris Hilton, and, yes, Kevin Federline.

Britney Spears Engagement Ring Photo

As Perez Hilton notes, the pair were spied kissing in public on Sunday night, then went to a movie before heading back to Rotem's place.

The couple was supposedly getting cozy throughout Sunday evening, before Britney supposedly went home with J.R. Rotem at 3 a.m. and was not seen leaving.

Kevin Federline, of course, was an employee before he became Mr. Britney Spears. The irony is thick, very much unlike Nicole Richie.

Meanwhile, Paris Hilton has taken to - where else - MySpace to voice her support of her new BFF, and what she calls Brit's "partying ethics."

"For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling. She goes home every night to [Jayden James and Sean Preston] and partying has not come in the way of her parenting."

Except, of course, when she spends the night at Paris' mansion. Or goes home with Jonathan Rotem. But really, who's counting.

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T.H. Gossip has reached a conclusion: Paris Hilton is insane. Wherever the hotel heiress goes, and whoever she befriends, trouble invariably follows.

First, we've got the whole Nicole Richie situation.

Pretty Brit

Then there's the Travis Barker / Shanna Moakler drama.

We're even treated to some girl on girl action.

And last but not least, we have the ever-evolving Britney Spears train wreck. Ever since Brit filed for divorce from K-Fed, we've been treated to some of the most absurd pics of the pop princess yet. The best thing for Britney's image might not have been to befriend Paris Hilton... but it's not like we're complaining.

After all, people love Britney and Paris. Here are some quality pictures of the two from last month that we haven't run until now. Enjoy: 

Sorry. No nude Britney Spears pictures this time around. Maybe next time! As long as these two are hanging out, it's never a big stretch. Holla.

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They've been spending lots of time with each other.

They sleep over at each others' mansions.

Britney and the Lil Ones

They go to clubs with no pants.

Which leads T.H. Gossip to ask the obvious question: Are Britney Spears and Paris Hilton just friends, or is there some girl on girl action going on?

Eh, they're just friends. Any speculation to the contrary is "silly," says Paris' rep, Elliott Mintz (who is probably also hitting that piece).

But you can't deny the fact that these two skanks love the attention they get from their thigh-stroking, crotch shot escapades. The buzz started when Paris Hilton was seen rubbing Brit's legs and shoulders last month, and then Paris kissed another woman, raising eyebrows and fueling speculation among our staff about a possible 1 Night in Paris lesbian sequel.

Meanwhile, if Paris thinks she's got the Greek God of Poontang, Stavros Niarchos, wrapped around her finger, she might want to think again.

Friends say that, despite her wearing a big (fake) diamond solitaire on her left ring finger, the partying pair is not engaged to be married.

Moreover, Stavros' very rich parents "have no intention of even meeting" Paris. The Niarchos clan apparently thinks she's "tacky," a feeling that has also been expressed by Dreamworks Pictures honcho Jeffrey Katzenberg, whose son, David Katzenberg, is currently dating Paris' sister, Nicky Hilton. We might have chosen stronger words than tacky - but have to agree with the Niarchos fam on this one.

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Semi-reliable news source In Touch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears may have made the leap from a mere amateur crotch shot queen and raging booze hound to unabashed, pill-popping dope fiend.

Brit was recently spotted by fellow club-goers in a restaurant bathroom with a purse full of pills, including an anti-depressant, Paxil, and an anti-anxiety drug, Xanax. Britney is said to have been popping Xanax like it's hot - right in front of everyone.

Britney Bending Over

"It looked like a freaking pharmacy in there - I have never seen so many pills," says a witness. "There was a bottle of Paxil, an antidepressant, and a bottle of Xanax, which treats anxiety, that she took out and put on the counter."

You're probably not supposed to mix those drugs, and you're definitely not supposed to drink while using them.

While both drugs mentioned above are legal if you have a prescription, somehow T.H. Gossip doubts Brit got them from her primary care physician. It's far more likely Paris Hilton's pool guy smuggled them up from Tijuana.

This is only the latest event in the ever-evolving Britney Spears train wreck.

On November 27, she dined at Dan Tana's restaurant in W. Hollywood - and had such a nice time that she took a glass of red wine out to her car before hitting the road (below, left).

While she handed the wine to a parking attendant before peeling out, the stunt further called into question her rapidly deteriorating brain cell count judgment.

There's also this explosive news that Kevin Federline is accusing Britney of banging Mario Lopez when she hung out in Vegas with him one weekend. According to The National Enquirer, K-Fed says Britney bragged about how she slept with Lopez, and that she spent the weekend holed up with him in a Vegas hotel.

Hopefully, that's just pure tabloid gossip. Karina Smirnoff, avert your eyes!

Oh, and everyone, hide your illegally-obtained prescription drugs.

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Bette Midler is a bit before our time. But comments from the actress/singer make her right up our alley.

The outspoken, truth-telling diva has blasted Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan for their wild ways, calling them "sluts."

Such a Freakin' Mess

The singer/actress admits she enjoyed wild times when she was younger, but she would never have left home without underwear and was appalled to see pictures, such as these Britney crotch shots, of the girls baring all in recent photographs.

"I've been on the other side to these wild and woolly sluts that we are seeing around our lives these days and I've taken the other side," said Mider. "I started my life out as pretty wild, but I have decided, after much growing and living, that its time that we got nicer!"

And more useful, Ashlee Simpson.

Bette ended with a message to these dirty gals: "Get a life, get a grip. I mean someone should sit those ladies down."

Apparently, Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Hilary Clinton are more than willing to.

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Britney Spears has answered back to those who've said she's been partying too hard since filing for divorce from Kevin Federline after two years of marriage.

"It's been so long since I've been out on the town with friends. It's also been 2 years since I've even celebrated my birthday," Spears, who marked her 25th birthday bash on Saturday with a trip to Mr. Chow's restaurant in Beverly Hills, wrote on her official website.

Queen and Subjects

The singer has been spotted out recently with with the venerable Ho Train - gal pals including Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan - and revealing photographs of her getting out of the car have circulated online.

Britney made a thinly-veiled, joking reference to the now infamous crotch shot debacle in her online statement.

"Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a bit too far," Spears said.

"Anyway, thank God for Victoria Secrets' [sic] new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me."

She signs off: "I'm just getting started... Happy Holidays everyone!"

Eh? Getting started what, Brit? Giving us nude pictures? Turning your life around? Birthing massive amounts of babies? Elaborate for us, girl! Inquiring, gossiping minds want to know.

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People are just lining up to take shots at Britney Spears.

The latest is Saturday Night Live's sassy news anchor, Amy Poehler, who seemed to speak for all of America on last weekend's episode in reciting a serious vagina monologue of sorts - one directed at the exhibitionist Mrs. Federline and other Hollywood actresses seemingly dedicated to pants-free living.

Hottest Britney Spears Picture

In reference to the infamous nude Britney Spears pictures from November, when the pop star was caught baring all during one of her many clubbing ventures with that tramp Paris Hilton, Amy had this to say during SNL's mid-show "Weekend Update" segment:

"Speaking of Britney Spears, I'd just like to take a minute to address this latest trend: flashing your business while coming and/or leaving a limosine. Ladies, you need to cool it. Nobody wants to see your baby factory... What's next? Shots of stars pooping out of a window?

And lastly, ladies, what's up with all the deforestation going on down there? You need hair down there! It's a backup system for underwear! Even when you're showing it, you're not really showing it! There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza. Then it turned into an upside down John Waters mustache!"

Wow. Typical Amy Poehler. So wrong... yet right on target and not unfunny. Never has someone gone on an anti-crotch shot rant quite like this.

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Now Britney Spears is stripping.

The sexy singer, who's already shown us that she occasionally goes out in no pants, has reportedly been pole-dancing with her new best friend, Paris Hilton. Britney's slutty BFF has been giving her private lessons in her home, reports say.

The Circus Continues

"Britney and Paris went upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu," a source told the London Star. "They then went downstairs and danced at Paris' in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can't wait to get a fella and test them out."

Yes, that's right. Apparently so many people go to her Hollywood house in hopes of seeing Paris Hilton's pussy that the hotel heiress went and had a stripper pole installed.

Meanwhile, Hilton has been spotted stroking Spears' thigh, leading some to believe that they were planning a same-sex gesture at the Billboard Music Awards, but the two have since pulled out of hosting duties.

"Maybe they were going to reprise the stunt Britney and Madonna pulled," says a source, referring to the kiss at the 2003 MTV VMAs, "but they decided that it was so three years ago."

While his estranged wife is out gallivanting and providing us with graphically nude Britney Spears pictures we can't even decide if we like, it seems more and more as if Fed-Ex is the one with his head on straight. I know, we can't believe we said that either.

A source says Kevin Federline has been content to steer clear of Britney's craziness and has been busy decorating his sons' new nursery.

"He's setting up his new house in the Hollywood Hills and he's required to provide ‘adequate space' for the two kids when they visit," according to a friend.

"He's spending $25,000 on the nursery and he's having both boys' rooms done in a circus theme, complete with murals of clowns and elephants."

The source says he's even shelling out big bucks to have custom-made cribs built, one for Sean Preston that looks like a lion and one that looks like an elephant for little Jayden James. Maybe they should be spending more time there than we would have hoped for a few weeks ago. At least until mom decides it's time to stop whoring around.

Brit is seriously close to forcing us over to Team K-Fed. Is this really happening?