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Britney Spears, sex fiend? That's not hard to imagine.

Britney Spears, bald? That's a little more difficult to picture.

Leading the Way

Until now.

Jayden James' mother reportedly checked into Eric Clapton's Crossroads Centre in Antigua two days ago, checked out 24 hours later ... and then visited a salon on Southern California where a source says:"Britney came in and said she wanted them to shave her head ... [when the hairdresser refused] Britney grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself."

Seriously. We have the Britney Spears picture to prove it.

From there, the troubled singer and ex-wife of Kevin Federline headed over to a tattoo parlor in Sherman Oaks. She proceeded to get a new permanent ink stain, a pair of red and pink lips on her wrist.

Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside.

"She seemed fine," Snell said. "I didn't really notice (the hairdo) at first, she had a hood on when she showed up."

There's really not much else to be said about this bizarre behavior. We just hope Sean Preston Federline - who appears to follow his weird mommy's lead - doesn't get rid of his lovely locks.

And someone get Isaac Cohen on the phone.

He actually seemed like a calming influence on Brit.

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Well, we can say this, folks: If Britney Spears' comeback doesn't go as planned, she's got a backup career: phone sex operator!

Get ready for this, guys. The troubled pop singer will send you, absolutely free, a sexy, pre-recorded story of your choice from her perfume's site.

Caffeine Fiend

The promotional website for her latest fragrance, Midnight Fantasy, allows visitors to send a personalized voice message from Britney Spears to a friend's phone or e-mail address.

Users can pick activities, gifts and nicknames from a list of pre-recorded words - which come together to make a fantasy. Get it? Fantasy is the name of the perfume.

For instance, you could have a breathy Britney ask you politely if you'd babysit Jayden James while she and Katie Rees hit the town for a night of tequila shots and girl on girl action.

Isaac Cohen, for his part, might have Brit suggest a kinky, all-night sex romp on a rotating bed in a suite with mirrored ceilings. Or something.

Sadly, we're guessing any requests involving Paris Hilton pussy are off-limits.

There are so many directions you could take this. But keep this in mind: with gift options such as a six-pack of beer available, it appears that even Britney's fantasies are trashy.

Just hope you don't get a call from Britney on crystal meth.

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After partying and blowing chunks hard last week in New York City, Britney Spears calmed things down in Florida earlier this week.

The Gossip has learned that Spears checked into the Four Seasons Hotel in Miami around midnight on Monday with her two accessories little angels, 17-month-old Sean Preston Federline and 5-month-old Jayden James Federline.

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And yo, they got hooked up!

"The hotel was full so we put Britney Spears and the kids in a two bedroom condo hotel room, which is very residential and like a big city apartment," a hotel source dished.

According to the source, Britney and her boys made the trip solo - minus a nanny, or Isaac Cohen (who recently dumped Brit over the phone).

"Britney called the concierge desk, saying she was not able to shop herself because she had no one to watch the kids, so would a female please go out and buy her a bright-colored bikini," says the source. "Britney was totally wishing she had help to take care of those kids."

Apparently, her personal bitch manager, Larry Rudolph, was indisposed.

By Wednesday night, Spears was feeling so overwhelmed by her two kids that even though she had planned originally to stay a week she decided to fly back to Los Angeles on Valentine's Day.

"Something happened," explains the source.

Thanks, source! But before Spears hopped her private jet, she coped with her recent train wreck status romantic blues with some retail therapy at Miami's Bebe Aventura store.

According to an eyewitness, Spears spent $1,500 on Bebe mini-dresses while the staff kept an eye on the spawn of Kevin Federline. Classy.

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First, K-Fed.

Then Isaac Cohen.

Britney Spears and Adam Carolla

Now, Felicia Culotta.

No, we're not running down a list of people Britney Spears has gotten it on with. Culotta is Britney's 41-year-old former assistant - and the latest to publicly state that the troubled pop princess should get help.

Culotta and several others close to the struggling 25-year-old ex-girlfriend of Justin Timberlake are already preparing for her inevitable trip to rehab.

They just want it to happen before Spears hits the proverbial wall, or gets arrested for parking in the HOV lane facing the wrong way on the freeway, or something.

Here's an excerpt from a letter Us Weekly claims is from Culotta:

I LOVED being with Britney for the past 9 1/2 years. I enjoyed being a part of HER dream, but now, am living my own dream. I cherish ALL the incredible opportunities that came my way thru my job with Britney and am crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way her life is unfolding...

I want you to know that WE (as in her Family and nearest and dearestâ€"ALL of whom are NOT on the payroll anymore!!) are doing EVERYTHING in our power to get help for Britney and all in our power to NOT pad the bottom or move the bottom, so when she does indeed hit rock bottom, she'll stand up and walk away from this whole fiasco a new, confident, changed, career driven Britney like we all knew and loved.

To see what's transpiring now, makes me feel a failure, defeated. I LOVED and BELIEVED in what I was a part of for the past 10 years and was so incredibly proud of Britney and all she'd become.

Jayden James Federline, meanwhile, could not be reached for comment.

All we have to say is that the people close to Britney are probably right, but should also cut the girl some slack. Maybe parading around in no pants and getting wasted every night is a tad much, but it's been like, so long since she partied!

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After Britney Spears' wild NYC weekend of cavorting with strippers, partying and allegedly puking, the pop mom gathered up the tiny brothers Federline and headed back to L.A.

The hard partying mama, who recently broke up with Isaac Cohen, was spotted lugging Sean Preston and Jayden James to the airport for a private flight from the Big Apple.

Britney Spears and Jayden

Although Brit has a hard time keeping her own parts covered up, she sure is doing a good job keeping Jayden James Federline under wraps; only his foot was caught by cameras!


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We can't help but wonder when will we see some non-grainy, non-covered-up Jayden James pictures. But we promise this to our loyal fans: The Gossip will have them for you the second they are availble.

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The incomparable and once-again-newly-single Britney Spears had a wild weekend in New York, but Saturday night's vomitfest could be the topper.

According to TMZ, the Britster started her weekend in high gear by showing up at club Tenjune at midnight Saturday, getting her fade on until 3:30 in the morning.

Spears Bikini Pic

But the real excitement came after she left.

After Sean Preston's troubled mother was ushered from her SUV to her hotel, the waiting crowd noticed that Britney's phat ride was covered in vomit.

Her lost weekend didn't end there. Brit was also seen heading into Club One, being shielded from photographers by her bodyguards (above), and with her enormous breasts nearly popping out of a hooched-out red dress (below).

Look at those hoes she's with! Is that an actual harlot or just some chick dressing like one? And why is one of them looking like she's going to barf on Britney?

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Her latest escapades come on the heels of Isaac Cohen's revelations that his now-ex is still reeling from her separation from Kevin Federline, nearing a nervous breakdown, and only happy when having all-night sex.

Seriously. Check out Cohen's interview here.

Interestingly (and not surprisingly), Britney also may have thrown up on Cohen, her boyfriend for about a month, in the recent past. But witnesses of that January vomit-fest claim it was only peanut butter. Alas.

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Like mother, like son.

Would you expect Sean Preston Federline to put on pants? $h!t no. Because in those rare occasions in which they actually see their mother, Sean P. and his little brother, Jayden James Federline, are still at that impressionable stage where they feel compelled to take after the walking train wreck.

Yeesh

We've all seen the tabloid pictures of the commando queen. It's no wonder, then, that Preston (as Mom calls him) ain't about to wear no pants, babe! Hells. No.

Seen here in what we think is an airport, and with who we think is a nanny (not Jamie Lynn Spears), Sean is rocking the diaper look pretty damn hard.

Nice look, Sean. Let it all hang out, dog. So where's Britney Spears? No clue. But she's no longer having massive amounts of sex with Isaac Cohen. That much we know.

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Britney Spears is hitting her emotional breaking point and desperately trying to conquer that inner torment with marathon sex sessions.

That's what Isaac Cohen reveals in a new interview, having dated the pop princess for about a month. And apparently doing her quite frequently.

Wild Wild Hair

Tthe man who had been sharing her bed since her marriage to Kevin Federline fell apart tells London's News of the World that her life is in shambles.

Isaac Cohen reveals how Britney Spears....

  • ... Stripped naked and beckoned him to join her for an al-fresco romp in a moonlit Jacuzzi.
  • ... Made him dizzy romping on a revolving bed while watching themselves in the mirrored ceiling.
  • ... Loved having all-night sex in her marital bed as her wedding dress hung framed on the wall outside.
  • ... Crumbled inside when the sex stopped, as she struggled to cope with a bitter divorce and the fear her children could be taken away.

Their whirlwind romance collapsed just a week ago, and sources say Britney Spears has already found a new admirer.

But Isaac Cohen says it's just a phase. A really hot phase.

"She loves sex and is incredibly adventurous. She was totally happy when we were locked in each other's arms. But once the sex stopped Britney was like a little girl lost, unable to cope," he said.

"She would lie like a limp rag doll in my arms and and say, ‘Why can't everyone leave me alone?' ‘What have I done to deserve this?'"

Spears, who was first married to childhood friend Jason Alexander for 55 hours before it was annulled, lasted two years with her next husband.

She and FedEx have sons Sean Preston, 1, and Jayden James, four months.

Things were going well for a time, but Britney reportedly grew tired of hearing rumours about FedEx's womanizing. He may or may not have been banging Kendra Jade - but Cohen says K-Fed was definitely tapping some ass on the side.

In the weeks leading up to her first date with Isaac Cohen last December, Britney was branded a bad mother when she was photographed night after night partying until the early hours with new BFF Paris Hilton.

Her family was horrified when she was photographed three times stepping out of cars with no pants, leading to some nude pictures - specifically, an incredible crotch shot sequence that will forever live in Hollywood Gossip infamy.

"By the time I met Britney, she was burnt out," Cohen said. "She knew she had been drinking and partying as a way to try to banish the bad stuff from her life. Far from the trashy drunk, I saw a very shy, sweet girl who was just desperately sad about what had happened with her marriage."

Cohen then talked at length about Britney Spears' undying thirst for booze and sex... and how weird it was the first time he hit that.

"Yes she enjoyed Jack Daniel's, but she was trying not to get in the state she had been in with Paris. Her boys mean everything to her and she worried she might lose them in a custody battle."

"It was clear she was not over her marriage."

"The first time she invited me to her home I saw her wedding dress hung on the wall in a glass box. As we made love that night it was like Kevin Federline was in bed beside us. She had not even begun to move on with her life."

When Britney decided to clean up her act at an Arizona health spa, Isaac went too.

"She needed me to hold her and tell her what a beautiful girl she is. We would make slow love until the sun came up. She has an amazing body and I loved exploring every inch of it."

In January, Britney surprised him by flying them to Las Vegas to stay at Hugh Hefner's exclusive Sky Villa in the Palms Hotel.

At a whopping $40,000 a night, the two-story suite has a rotating bed, with mirrored ceiling and an infinity Jacuzzi spa bath on the rooftop.

Cohen barely got to appareciate the suite, seeing as he was getting it on the whole time.

"Britney is not shy about her body so she slowly stripped off her clothes and beckoned me to join her under the stars in the pool," he said.

"It was an amazing view over the Las Vegas strip. But we didn't stay long, as we wanted to try out the bed."

"We clambered on and I grabbed the remote and started it turning round and round. All the time as we made love we watched ourselves in the mirrored ceiling. It was amazing, but we did it so many times it made us start to feel sick. We had to turn it off."

Britney Spears was also racked with insecurity about her looks.

"Like any woman who has had two children, she worried about her figure. As far as I was concerned she was gorgeous, but she had such low self esteem, she sometimes would not listen."

"She would say, ‘Am I fat? Am I fat?' then spend hours dancing around the house trying to burn off calories."

"She was always jumping around. Other times, she got so low she didn't care what she looked like. She could not care less some days if she went out of the house without brushing her hair or checking to see if her outfit matched."

"That's just where she was in her life. She had so much on her plate with the children she had precious little time to worry about how she looked.

Isaac then described the passing of Britney's aunt, and the effect it had on their relationship.

"It was around that time her aunt died and that totally devastated her. It was yet another blow. It was me she turned to for comfort and me who travelled to Louisiana for the funeral."

"I rarely saw Britney with any friends and during our time together I never saw her with Paris, it was like that was a part of her life she wanted to forget."

COMING UNDONE

But it soon became clear that as hard as he tried, Isaac Cohen could not cope with the demands of Britney's troubled and hectic life.

And so last week, in an emotional phone call, the couple put an end to their six-week romance.

"I adore Britney and in a different place at a different time we might have stood a chance," Isaac Cohen laments. "It was far too soon for her to get involved in a relationship with anyone."

"But she has coped with so much in her life I hope she does not give up now. She is too special for that."

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Late last year, the ho train was formed.

And man, it was a hell of a run.

Bang a Gong

But make no mistake about it, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are, like, SO over as BFFs.

The tension between the commando queen and the sex tape star is reportedly so thick that they ditched the same fashion show in New York just to avoid each other.

Both pop princesses (pictured here last year with Brit's son Sean Preston) were slated to appear at the Heatherette show at Fashion Week, but both cancelled at the last minute, says the New York Daily News, because they didn't want to cross paths.

Spears, who just got dumped by new man Isaac Cohen, got almost as far as the parking lot before deciding she didn't want to risk seeing the hotel heiress, who reportedly branded Britney "an animal" to her friends.

Sure thing, Paris. After all, Britney's the one taking it from behind in multiple sex tapes and whose storage locker included pictures of Cisco Adler naked, right?

There might be another explanation for Hilton's absence, according to sources. Rumor has it she had a long night the night before and was still feeling the after effects, if you know what we mean.

Officially, Hilton's no-show was blamed on the ever-popular "stomach condition." Which we all know means about 10 shots of tequila and a liter of man soup in her system.

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Look out, dudes: Britney Spears is single again.

That's what TMZ is reporting today, after her newest boyfriend, Mr. Isaac Cohen, dumped her over the phone - saying she's "a bit much" for his taste!

The Lil' Britneys

Britney got the bad news Sunday night while she was in New York and Isaac was in L.A. The pair had been together since mid-December, and Isaac was Britney's first boy (we refuse to count J.R. Rotem) since she split from the great Kevin Federline on November 7.

According to a friend, Isaac has been "looking to get out" for some time, because it was "a bit much for him ... it was too much of a whirlwind."

For some time? Bear in mind that we first reported that Britney and Isaac were dating on January 10. She must be a real nightmare!

We can only assume that Isaac will now resume his anonymous life, being Jewish and working on his career, while Britney continues to drink beer and pine for Justin.

Think we're kidding? TMZ reports that Brit was partying last night with JC Chasez - Timberlake's former boy band-mate - in NYC, and freaked out when the DJ at the club dared play on a Justin Timberlake track.

We're guessing the song in question wasn't "Dick in a Box" featuring Andy Samberg. But by the look on her face, Britney was none too pleased.

According to our sources, Britney Spears exchanged a few words with the DJ, and the song was promptly replaced with something more to her liking.

Spears doesn't need to worry about the same thing happening with any of K-Fed's music. Although the rap in his Super Bowl commercial was pretty damn catchy!

Britney Spears Biography

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Birthplace
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Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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