Oops... did she do it again?
No. And we don't mean throwing up on Isaac Cohen.
Britney Spears' friends reportedly believed that the walking baby factory may be - wait for it - pregnant. Again. Granted, that's according to In Touch Weekly, a less than reliable source. But would it shock you if it were true?
Exactly. Her friends' concerns may help to explain why Spears seems not to have lost all of her pregnancy weight, as well as why she has been getting sick lately. In one widely circulated photo, Spears was shown throwing up peanut butter and reports said she had been drinking.
But according to In Touch Weekly, Spears has been skipping the booze.
"Her dancers were indulging in Malibu rum and pineapple drinks and taking shots of vodka," a witness to a January 14 party at a Las Vegas casino told the magazine. "But Britney drank bottled water."
Spears gave birth to her second child, Jayden James Federline, only four months ago â€" but friends point out that she got pregnant for the second time only three months after having her first child, son Sean Preston Federline.
"I've seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now," a pal who sees Britney every week reportedly told the mag. "She's heavier, but that's not all. It's the sparkle in her eye. She gets that sparkle when she's pregnant, like she's relaxed and happy."
Sure thing, there, In Touch.
That's why Britney Spears' manager, Larry Rudolph, tells Us Weekly exclusively that "Britney is not pregnant," calling the recent tabloid reports claiming that Spears is expecting "absurd."
We hope you never believed this utter nonsense. But if you did, it would undoubtedly lead to the obligatory question: Who's your daddy?
Seriously, would it be by her new man? This Larry Rudolph guy (who might be the worst manager in history by the way). FedEx? That greaseball J.R. Rotem? Stomp The Yard star Columbus Short? Who!?