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It looks like Britney Spears is out with a new man - and it turns out that he used to work for the family.

Britney has been stepping out, possibly wearing no pants, with Jonathan Rotem, who often goes by the nickname J.R. He's a big time music producer who's worked for the likes of Rihanna, Paris Hilton, and, yes, Kevin Federline.

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As Perez Hilton notes, the pair were spied kissing in public on Sunday night, then went to a movie before heading back to Rotem's place.

The couple was supposedly getting cozy throughout Sunday evening, before Britney supposedly went home with J.R. Rotem at 3 a.m. and was not seen leaving.

Kevin Federline, of course, was an employee before he became Mr. Britney Spears. The irony is thick, very much unlike Nicole Richie.

Meanwhile, Paris Hilton has taken to - where else - MySpace to voice her support of her new BFF, and what she calls Brit's "partying ethics."

"For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling. She goes home every night to [Jayden James and Sean Preston] and partying has not come in the way of her parenting."

Except, of course, when she spends the night at Paris' mansion. Or goes home with Jonathan Rotem. But really, who's counting.

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T.H. Gossip has reached a conclusion: Paris Hilton is insane. Wherever the hotel heiress goes, and whoever she befriends, trouble invariably follows.

First, we've got the whole Nicole Richie situation.

Pretty Brit

Then there's the Travis Barker / Shanna Moakler drama.

We're even treated to some girl on girl action.

And last but not least, we have the ever-evolving Britney Spears train wreck. Ever since Brit filed for divorce from K-Fed, we've been treated to some of the most absurd pics of the pop princess yet. The best thing for Britney's image might not have been to befriend Paris Hilton... but it's not like we're complaining.

After all, people love Britney and Paris. Here are some quality pictures of the two from last month that we haven't run until now. Enjoy: 

Sorry. No nude Britney Spears pictures this time around. Maybe next time! As long as these two are hanging out, it's never a big stretch. Holla.

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They've been spending lots of time with each other.

They sleep over at each others' mansions.

Britney and the Lil Ones

They go to clubs with no pants.

Which leads T.H. Gossip to ask the obvious question: Are Britney Spears and Paris Hilton just friends, or is there some girl on girl action going on?

Eh, they're just friends. Any speculation to the contrary is "silly," says Paris' rep, Elliott Mintz (who is probably also hitting that piece).

But you can't deny the fact that these two skanks love the attention they get from their thigh-stroking, crotch shot escapades. The buzz started when Paris Hilton was seen rubbing Brit's legs and shoulders last month, and then Paris kissed another woman, raising eyebrows and fueling speculation among our staff about a possible 1 Night in Paris lesbian sequel.

Meanwhile, if Paris thinks she's got the Greek God of Poontang, Stavros Niarchos, wrapped around her finger, she might want to think again.

Friends say that, despite her wearing a big (fake) diamond solitaire on her left ring finger, the partying pair is not engaged to be married.

Moreover, Stavros' very rich parents "have no intention of even meeting" Paris. The Niarchos clan apparently thinks she's "tacky," a feeling that has also been expressed by Dreamworks Pictures honcho Jeffrey Katzenberg, whose son, David Katzenberg, is currently dating Paris' sister, Nicky Hilton. We might have chosen stronger words than tacky - but have to agree with the Niarchos fam on this one.

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Semi-reliable news source In Touch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears may have made the leap from a mere amateur crotch shot queen and raging booze hound to unabashed, pill-popping dope fiend.

Brit was recently spotted by fellow club-goers in a restaurant bathroom with a purse full of pills, including an anti-depressant, Paxil, and an anti-anxiety drug, Xanax. Britney is said to have been popping Xanax like it's hot - right in front of everyone.

Britney Bending Over

"It looked like a freaking pharmacy in there - I have never seen so many pills," says a witness. "There was a bottle of Paxil, an antidepressant, and a bottle of Xanax, which treats anxiety, that she took out and put on the counter."

You're probably not supposed to mix those drugs, and you're definitely not supposed to drink while using them.

While both drugs mentioned above are legal if you have a prescription, somehow T.H. Gossip doubts Brit got them from her primary care physician. It's far more likely Paris Hilton's pool guy smuggled them up from Tijuana.

This is only the latest event in the ever-evolving Britney Spears train wreck.

On November 27, she dined at Dan Tana's restaurant in W. Hollywood - and had such a nice time that she took a glass of red wine out to her car before hitting the road (below, left).

While she handed the wine to a parking attendant before peeling out, the stunt further called into question her rapidly deteriorating brain cell count judgment.

There's also this explosive news that Kevin Federline is accusing Britney of banging Mario Lopez when she hung out in Vegas with him one weekend. According to The National Enquirer, K-Fed says Britney bragged about how she slept with Lopez, and that she spent the weekend holed up with him in a Vegas hotel.

Hopefully, that's just pure tabloid gossip. Karina Smirnoff, avert your eyes!

Oh, and everyone, hide your illegally-obtained prescription drugs.

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Bette Midler is a bit before our time. But comments from the actress/singer make her right up our alley.

The outspoken, truth-telling diva has blasted Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan for their wild ways, calling them "sluts."

Such a Freakin' Mess

The singer/actress admits she enjoyed wild times when she was younger, but she would never have left home without underwear and was appalled to see pictures, such as these Britney crotch shots, of the girls baring all in recent photographs.

"I've been on the other side to these wild and woolly sluts that we are seeing around our lives these days and I've taken the other side," said Mider. "I started my life out as pretty wild, but I have decided, after much growing and living, that its time that we got nicer!"

And more useful, Ashlee Simpson.

Bette ended with a message to these dirty gals: "Get a life, get a grip. I mean someone should sit those ladies down."

Apparently, Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Hilary Clinton are more than willing to.

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Britney Spears has answered back to those who've said she's been partying too hard since filing for divorce from Kevin Federline after two years of marriage.

"It's been so long since I've been out on the town with friends. It's also been 2 years since I've even celebrated my birthday," Spears, who marked her 25th birthday bash on Saturday with a trip to Mr. Chow's restaurant in Beverly Hills, wrote on her official website.

Queen and Subjects

The singer has been spotted out recently with with the venerable Ho Train - gal pals including Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan - and revealing photographs of her getting out of the car have circulated online.

Britney made a thinly-veiled, joking reference to the now infamous crotch shot debacle in her online statement.

"Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a bit too far," Spears said.

"Anyway, thank God for Victoria Secrets' [sic] new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me."

She signs off: "I'm just getting started... Happy Holidays everyone!"

Eh? Getting started what, Brit? Giving us nude pictures? Turning your life around? Birthing massive amounts of babies? Elaborate for us, girl! Inquiring, gossiping minds want to know.

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People are just lining up to take shots at Britney Spears.

The latest is Saturday Night Live's sassy news anchor, Amy Poehler, who seemed to speak for all of America on last weekend's episode in reciting a serious vagina monologue of sorts - one directed at the exhibitionist Mrs. Federline and other Hollywood actresses seemingly dedicated to pants-free living.

Hottest Britney Spears Picture

In reference to the infamous nude Britney Spears pictures from November, when the pop star was caught baring all during one of her many clubbing ventures with that tramp Paris Hilton, Amy had this to say during SNL's mid-show "Weekend Update" segment:

"Speaking of Britney Spears, I'd just like to take a minute to address this latest trend: flashing your business while coming and/or leaving a limosine. Ladies, you need to cool it. Nobody wants to see your baby factory... What's next? Shots of stars pooping out of a window?

And lastly, ladies, what's up with all the deforestation going on down there? You need hair down there! It's a backup system for underwear! Even when you're showing it, you're not really showing it! There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza. Then it turned into an upside down John Waters mustache!"

Wow. Typical Amy Poehler. So wrong... yet right on target and not unfunny. Never has someone gone on an anti-crotch shot rant quite like this.

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Now Britney Spears is stripping.

The sexy singer, who's already shown us that she occasionally goes out in no pants, has reportedly been pole-dancing with her new best friend, Paris Hilton. Britney's slutty BFF has been giving her private lessons in her home, reports say.

The Circus Continues

"Britney and Paris went upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu," a source told the London Star. "They then went downstairs and danced at Paris' in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can't wait to get a fella and test them out."

Yes, that's right. Apparently so many people go to her Hollywood house in hopes of seeing Paris Hilton's pussy that the hotel heiress went and had a stripper pole installed.

Meanwhile, Hilton has been spotted stroking Spears' thigh, leading some to believe that they were planning a same-sex gesture at the Billboard Music Awards, but the two have since pulled out of hosting duties.

"Maybe they were going to reprise the stunt Britney and Madonna pulled," says a source, referring to the kiss at the 2003 MTV VMAs, "but they decided that it was so three years ago."

While his estranged wife is out gallivanting and providing us with graphically nude Britney Spears pictures we can't even decide if we like, it seems more and more as if Fed-Ex is the one with his head on straight. I know, we can't believe we said that either.

A source says Kevin Federline has been content to steer clear of Britney's craziness and has been busy decorating his sons' new nursery.

"He's setting up his new house in the Hollywood Hills and he's required to provide ‘adequate space' for the two kids when they visit," according to a friend.

"He's spending $25,000 on the nursery and he's having both boys' rooms done in a circus theme, complete with murals of clowns and elephants."

The source says he's even shelling out big bucks to have custom-made cribs built, one for Sean Preston that looks like a lion and one that looks like an elephant for little Jayden James. Maybe they should be spending more time there than we would have hoped for a few weeks ago. At least until mom decides it's time to stop whoring around.

Brit is seriously close to forcing us over to Team K-Fed. Is this really happening?

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It broke our hearts to take down the Britney Spears sex tape poll, which was still too close to call even after more than 1,100 of you weighed in. But it was time for a change... and our newest poll still includes Mrs. Federline. Yes, it's time to review the various BFFs of Paris Hilton. This girl drops friends paster than Britney drops her pants.

First, Paris dumped Nicole Richie for Kimberly Stewart. Then she traded in Kimberly for Kim Kardashian. Now Kim's out of the picture, and Britney Spears is Hilton's newest BFF. And Nicole is kinda back in the picture as well (unless she stands to the side, in which case she is two-dimensional and more or less invisible - but that's neither here nor there).

Kim Kardashian in Paris

 

So which Hollywood ho would you pick for Paris to pal around with? Comment below and vote in T.H. Gossip's official poll (right). It's a tough call. Without Paris, you might never have heard of two of these "stars." And there definitely would never have been a Britney Spears crotch shot. Just stuff to keep in mind as you make your choice.

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Britney Spears was at it again over the weekend, celebrating her 25th birthday in panties (thankfully), with back-up dancers and D-list posse in tow.

The incomparable pop star spend the big night with - who else - new BFF Paris Hilton, and they added another third wheel to the ho train, at least for Saturday - Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas. No Josh Duhamel, though. Sadly.

Officer Spears

Sources say Brit chowed down at Mr. Chow's with her manager, Larry Rudolph, then met up with Paris and Fergie at - where else - Hyde, and pranced "hand in hand" around the club until past 2 AM.

At dinner, the party animal went out of her way to show off her assets -- but this time, it was definitely intentional. Rocking a skintight dress that barely covered her nether region, Britney situated herself right next to a giant glass window at the club, and before she even sat down, played to the salivating photographers by shaking that booty!

She gave the crowd one hell of a view (see below, click to enlarge). You will notice, though, that she's actually wearing panties. Nice work, Brit! You can be taught!

Britney's new crew also included Paris' publicist, Elliot Mintz, her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, and greasy oil heir Brandon Davis. Apparently the tipsy pop star failed to acknowledge her new friends quickly enough, so Paris made it a point to stop by and say hello.

No sign of Kim Kardashian, of course. Paris straight up shined that b!tch, yo.

Brit's ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, resisted the urge to hold another dance-off when he and his party of back-up dancers arrived and were seated a few yards away from Britney.

While the newly-single star got her drink on, Justin hit the dance floor where he surrounded himself with his crew -- which happened to include several of Kevin Federline's pals.

After closing down the joint, Britney's boys (including So You Think You Can Dance judge and former Spears choreographer, Brian Friedman, below) escorted her out and to a nearby Jack in the Box restaurant where they picked up some grub before heading off to a friend's house.

All in all, it sounds like a terrific, fun birthday bash. No new nude Britney Spears pictures, no disorderly conduct charges filed, not even any notable cat fights to be reported. Just girls night out, yo. Holla!

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