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Oops... did she do it again?

No. And we don't mean throwing up on Isaac Cohen.

Spears On the Move

Britney Spears' friends reportedly believed that the walking baby factory may be - wait for it - pregnant. Again. Granted, that's according to In Touch Weekly, a less than reliable source. But would it shock you if it were true?

Exactly. Her friends' concerns may help to explain why Spears seems not to have lost all of her pregnancy weight, as well as why she has been getting sick lately. In one widely circulated photo, Spears was shown throwing up peanut butter and reports said she had been drinking.

But according to In Touch Weekly, Spears has been skipping the booze.

"Her dancers were indulging in Malibu rum and pineapple drinks and taking shots of vodka," a witness to a January 14 party at a Las Vegas casino told the magazine. "But Britney drank bottled water."

Spears gave birth to her second child, Jayden James Federline, only four months ago â€" but friends point out that she got pregnant for the second time only three months after having her first child, son Sean Preston Federline.

"I've seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now," a pal who sees Britney every week reportedly told the mag. "She's heavier, but that's not all. It's the sparkle in her eye. She gets that sparkle when she's pregnant, like she's relaxed and happy."

Sure thing, there, In Touch.

That's why Britney Spears' manager, Larry Rudolph, tells Us Weekly exclusively that "Britney is not pregnant," calling the recent tabloid reports claiming that Spears is expecting "absurd."

We hope you never believed this utter nonsense. But if you did, it would undoubtedly lead to the obligatory question: Who's your daddy?

Seriously, would it be by her new man? This Larry Rudolph guy (who might be the worst manager in history by the way). FedEx? That greaseball J.R. Rotem? Stomp The Yard star Columbus Short? Who!?

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In terms of physical appearance, Britney Spears' new man, Isaac Cohen, may be a dead ringer for her estranged ex. We're talking an even stronger resemblance than Lauren Conrad and Christine Taylor here.

But in terms of personality, the Britster's new bandana-wearing bad boy with a love of facial hair and extra-large pants couldn't be more different than Kevin Federline.

Britney Spears, Family

Which is probably not a bad thing.

Isaac Cohen, an actor and model who has gone public as Spears' man ever since a steamy boat ride early this month, has appeared in a national McDonald's ad as well as Payless commercials.
Yes, we know K-Fed is starring in a new ad campaign, but Cohen actually has reputation for responsibility and professionalism.

He even proved himself to be a true gentleman on January 14 when he lent the singer his sport coat to wear during a chilly date to the Cirque du Soleil show in Las Vegas (above).

That may not have been enough to stop her from booting all over him, but that's neither here nor there.

They're going strong. But does this hot new Hollywood couple, who met in late December through her choreographer, Brian Friedman, have what it takes to make it last?

Friends say that Cohen's unassuming, respectful personality suits the 25-year-old mother of Sean Preston and Jayden James well.

"They love the same things: partying, drinking, watching TV and just going crazy together," says a friend of Britney Spears. "She also likes that he is the strong, silent type."

"He gives her all the control but is a bad boy who will protect her," adds the source. And it also helps that he has taken to her kids.

A Cohen friend has another good thing to say about the mystery man:

"He is totally willing to help out and even changes the diapers."

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You have to hand it to Britney Spears for getting back on the horse.

No, we're not talking about shooting heroin... at least we don't think so. In any case, just weeks after the singer's New Year's debacle at Pure nightclub in Vegas (where Spears reportedly got so bombed that she collapsed and needed to be escorted out after midnight), Britney hit up the same joint last weekend.

Still Wearing the Ring

What's more, she even stayed on her feet - an impressive feat for the very troubled pop superstar.

Unfortunately, Spears didn't seem so lucky just a few nights earlier, when paparazzi caught up with her outside the L.A. hotspot Teddy's, where - if you believe a lot of reports - she was blowing chunks. Hard.

Luckily for Brit, new boy toy Isaac Cohen was able to catch the mess before it even it the ground. Chivalry lives!

According to Spears' bodyguards, however, the mysterious substance seen on Isaac Cohen's hand was not vomit, just peanut butter. Because, as 50 Cent would agree, you gotta lay the smack down on a fine PB&J after a long night at da club.

Is it vomit? Is it just peanut butter? Will her new boyfriend soon grow tired of this crap? Is the guy seen with Britney in the picture above the biggest tool you have ever seen? Will the girl ever just spend a quiet night at home with Sean Preston and Jayden James?

We may never know for sure. But we will certainly keep you abreast. As for rumors that Isaac Cohen is as gay as the chorus to Chris Daughtry's "It's Not Over" (at least in Melissa Joan Hart's estimation), sources say that's simply not true - and that he and Britney can't keep their hands off each other. Nice!

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We're always excited when we see Sean Preston Federline.

Sure, he's a cutie - but there are a ton of celebrity babies out there. In terms of adorableness, Sean P. is middle of the road. But it's reassuring to see that he hasn't been dropped on his head and left incapacitated, or abandoned altogether by his clubbing-crazed, sometimes pants-eschewing mother, Britney Spears.

Jayden James and Britney Spears Picture

In these pictures below, Brit was actually seen in the same place as Sean Preston - no small feat, considering her antics since filing for divorce from Kevin Federline.

The other day, they were spotted with her manager, Larry Rudolph, buying a new dog for Britney - who absolutely had to have something new to not take care of.

While these look blatantly staged by Brit's peeps as part of her "image makeover" (and suffer from a disturbing lack of Isaac Cohen) here are some cute pics:

Naturally, there's a random dude carrying Sean in one of the pictures, not Britney. But at least they had some fun on the swings. Now if we could just see some pictures of Jayden James, we'd be really excited...

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Looks like Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen have taken their newfound romance to new heights.

Literally.

Steamy Scene

The lovebirds shacked up at the Fantasy Tower suite at The Palms in Las Vegas.

The troubled singer and her new boy toy stayed in the tower's $40,000-a-night, two-story Hugh Hefner Sky Villa on Saturday - a pad that includes a Jacuzzi pool, a glass elevator, a full bar, and (best of all for Brit) an eight-foot rotating bed.

"They seem very happy together," says a source who spotted the two, who started dating in the past month.

When asked if there were any nude Britney Spears pictures taken, or if there were any crotch shots flashed, hotel officials declined comment.

The trip was Spears' first appearance in Las Vegas since hosting a party at Pure nightclub on New Year's Eve, where, depending on who you believe, she either passed out drunk or simply fell asleep shortly after midnight.

It was a much different scene Saturday night. Isaac Cohen, the 25-year-old model and actor who's been spotted with Brit frequently in the past week, danced and smoked cigarettes with his chick at 8½, a gay club off the Strip before leaving after about an hour.

This is the second weekend in a row that Britney Spears has been seen with this new hunky mystery man. On January 6 they hung out on a boat off Marina del Rey, outside L.A., and the next night met up at the W Hotel's Whiskey Blue bar in Westwood.

During that encounter, Britney was spotted looking a little incoherent (see below), but she was seen pounding spring water, so maybe it's just a bad picture. Speaking of bad pictures, take a gander at this one of Isaac Cohen from his official MySpace page.

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She and Isaac Cohen may be hitting it off, but earlier this week, he was nowhere in sight as Britney Spears spent the afternoon tooling around L.A. and visiting a Bel-Air pet store with her manager, Larry Rudolph.

Amazingly, little Sean Preston Federline, age 16 months, actually went with his party animal mother somewhere. Of course, he was carried by Rudolph, not by mom herself.

Peekin' at Brit

With Britney's recent antics, you knew it was only a matter of time until Sean Preston and Jayden James are started wondering who this crazy blonde is who shows up every couple of weeks is. See below.

Yup, we'd probably be wondering the same if we were Sean Preston. To think that all this time, we thought Kevin Federline was going to be the bad parent. Live and learn.

With Rudolph toting Sean P., Brit reportedly picked up a new dog, Snow White - for the price of $3,200. S-Dubs bears an uncanny resemblance to her previous pooch, Bit-Bit.

So let's recap here. She spends two months going buck wild and traipsing around L.A. commando style. Then Britney claims on her official site that she's ready to turn over a new leaf to direct her focus on work and family. But since then, all she's done is party more, wear ridiculous outfits and embark on a steamy boat ride.

Now, she's decided that since she's sitting at home bored all the time with nothing to do, she should really get a new dog - even though she can't even be bothered to hold her own child. Marvelous. Hopefully this new boyfriend striaghtens her out!

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Britney Spears and her new man, actor/model Isaac Cohen, made their first appearance together at the grand opening of Sideways Restaurant and Lounge:

Spears Live in Concert

Despite many gossipers' assertions that this is just another bad fling for Britney (along the lines of J.R. Rotem), several people have commented to The Hollywood Gossip that Isaac Cohen is an even-tempered, unassuming guy who would be a great influence on Spears, who has been widely criticized for her wild partying of late.

It's clear that Kevin Federline didn't work out. Brit needs a man who's going to understand where she is in life and help her through this tough time. Plus, Sean Preston and Jayden James could use a good role model.

A reader who claims to know Isaac Cohen from growing up writes to us:

"I've known Isaac my whole life, our families are close friends, although we don't really hang out much any more I still know that he's a really good guy and has always been. I know for a fact that this is not a publicity stunt nor does he have any intentions other than that he has met a potential good girl (in his eyes) and that he deserves nothing but the best. Britney is really lucky, mabye [sic] he'll spank the skank out of her."

Well said. Here's hoping.

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You know things are bad and getting worse when a celebrity's own stylist walks out - and we're not even talking about the Nicole Richie - Rachel Zoe feud this time.

That's what is happening to the incomparable Britney Spears, who just can't seem to get a grip these days - on her romantic life, motherhood, or her own appearance (Brit, along with fellow commando queen Paris Hilton, topped Mr. Blackwell's annual worst-dressed list).

One For the Scrapbook

According to In Touch Weekly, a former stylist for the pop princess claims that Britney Spears is beyond help, at least when it comes to her looks.

"Don't blame me, okay? I make her up and she just takes everything off and does her own thing," said Britt Bardo, who lists Jennifer Lopez and Kate Hudson as her clients, among others.

Britney's recent fashion disasters have included cavorting around town in a pink bikini beneath a see-through top, painting two out of five nails, and a continuing predilection for leaving the house in no pants.

At least it's not standing in her way of having a good time.

The mother of one-year-old Sean Preston and infant Jayden James seemed to be enjoying herself during a recent boating excursion with a Kevin Federline-esque mystery man with whom she shared several intimate moments.

The man has been identified as 25-year-old Isaac Cohen, an actor and model.

His modeling agent, Brandi Lord, has confirmed the romance to People, with the information that the couple's relationship began "recently... within the last month. He's got a great heart and a good family. He was raised well. He's a gentleman."

Lord insists Isaac Cohen isn't after the singer for her fame adding
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"(He) is not a player. (He) is not out to get a name for himself."

A THG source, who claims to have met Isaac Cohen several years ago, says he was a "smart, sensitive guy who just happens to have a fantastic look. He takes care of himself (absent social smoking) and has great friends."

If Isaac is, in fact, a secure person who could be a steady influence on her life, Britney would - as our source says - be very lucky to be dating him.

Hopefully this is true... but let's remember her track record, in no particular order:

Exactly. We refuse to get our hopes up for Mr. Cohen.

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So to speak. If you thought Isaac Cohen had a stranglehold on the "Random Dudes Linked Romantically to Britney Spears" category, well, you best think again.

Britney, Sean and Jayden

Sir Isaac might be her most recent fling, but according to TMZ, back in 2003, actor Columbus Short was involved with Britney - and while his wife was 7 months pregnant.

Sound like anyone you know?

The choreographer-turned-actor, who is promoting his new film, Stomp the Yard, was recently asked by entertainment reporter Jawn Murray how it feels to have a life that didn't go the way of Kevin Federline.

So to speak.

Noticeably taken aback by the inquiry, Columbus Short replied:

"I believe in my talent ... not to diss Kevin, he's a boy of mine ... I'm grateful in the career decisions that I've made and God directing my path."

Wow. You heard it here first: God hates Britney Spears.

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As we reported yesterday, Britney Spears took to the high seas of the Pacific last weekend with a new mystery man who can only be described as a cross between Kevin Federline and... some dirtbag who owns a sweet boat.

The mother of Sean Preston and Jayden James - who she may not even be able to recall the looks of these days - spent some quality time with a young, well-built sailor.

Such White Trash

The man has been identified by embattled celeb blogger Perez Hilton as Isaac Cohen, a 25-year-old Los Angeles native who is an actor and a model, though the only credits we can find for him are three episodes of Project Runway.

Little is known about Isaac Cohen at this time, including whether he and Britney are an item, or whether he will soon fall off the map (so to speak) like J.R. Rotem.

Speaking of which, wonder what that guy is up to right now.

In any case, Isaac Cohen and Britney Spears seemed to have a blast, engaging in the time-honored activities of punding Coronas, slathering each other in suntan lotion and, of course, chain smoking like fiends. Classy. See below.

As you can see, Brit managed, once again, to leave the house with no pants, and after painting just two of her five fingernails. But who's counting.