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At first glance, it may seem as if there is little in common between train wreck pop star Britney Spears and retired tennis legend Andre Agassi.

However, both have at least one failed, high-profile marriage under their belts - Agassi to actress Brooke Shields, Britney Spears to both childhood pal Jason Alexander and aspiring rapper Kevin Federline.

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Not to mention the fact that both have sons with the same name (although Agassi's son, Jaden Gil, spells it slightly differently than Britney's bundle of joy, Jayden James).

Oh right, and they both have a shaved head. See below. 

We share Andre Agassi's pained expression upon seeing Britney's new look. In the formerly long-haired Agassi's case, the reason he shaved his head was quite simple: it was thinning on top. With the young Ms. Spears, the only thing thinning is her grip on reality.

Seriously, someone get this wigger into counseling, ASAP.

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We've shown you the Britney Spears shaved head pics.

Now it's time for the pics of Britney wigging out. Literally!

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Earlier today, we reported that the mother of little Jayden James was already experiencing a case of shear remorse over her bizarre decision to make herself bald. Really, we can't imagine an internationally-known singer and sex symbol would regret such a thing.

Anyway, here are some pics of Britney channeling her inner Marilyn Monroe:

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Despite being married to a wigger for about two years (boo), Britney Spears probably never envisioned herself going down this road.

But at least she can take comfort in the knowledge that several other stars, such as Beyonce, rock the faux hair pretty hard. At the same time, don't look for a bald Britney on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue anytime soon.

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Moments after shaving her own head in Esther's Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, Calif., a teary-eyed Britney Spears blurted out:

"'My mom is going to freak!'"

Britney Spears, Blender Magazine

Yeah, she's not having a nervous breakdown or anything. We're sure Lynne Spears' opinion matters a lot, given her strong, steadying influence over Brit in the last few months. Really, after you daughter gives the entire world a crotch shot, is a shaved head really going to shock you? And do you care?

Apparently Britney was a little shocked by it herself. After the deed was done, salon owner Esther Tognozzi, who says she tried to talk the future phone sex fiend out of her radical 'do, the troubled pop star was inconsolable.

Spears stopped by the San Fernando Valley salon at around 7 p.m. Friday night after it had closed, Tognozzi tells People Magazine.

Accompanied by her bodyguards, Spears walked in with a hooded sweatshirt covering her head and told Tognozzi, "'I want you to buzz my hair off.'"

Tognozzi first tried to talk Spears out of going through with it, then after refusing the pop star's request, Spears said, "'Then I'll do it.'"

During Spears's visit, which came after news of her short rehab stint broke, Tognozzi describes the pop star as having "no expression."

Kind of how Isaac Cohen described her after having sex with him.

According to TMZ, Jayden James' bald mama is already having a serious case of shaver's remorse - Britney was spotted yesterday hiding her dome with a blonde wig and a cap.

Meanwhile, E! Online reports Britney was lounging poolside at the Mondrian Hotel yesterday afternoon wearing a short blonde hair piece, a green cap, and a mismatched bikini bottom and top.

"It didn't look so hot, and she was smoking cigarette after cigarette," says E! Online's eyewitness.

You could say she's wigging out. We never saw that coming.

Britney clearly needs to heed the words of estranged husband, K-Fed, her V-card recipient, Justin Timberlake, her former personal assistant and everyone else - get help, biatch!

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Britney Spears, sex fiend? That's not hard to imagine.

Britney Spears, bald? That's a little more difficult to picture.

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Until now.

Jayden James' mother reportedly checked into Eric Clapton's Crossroads Centre in Antigua two days ago, checked out 24 hours later ... and then visited a salon on Southern California where a source says:"Britney came in and said she wanted them to shave her head ... [when the hairdresser refused] Britney grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself."

Seriously. We have the Britney Spears picture to prove it.

From there, the troubled singer and ex-wife of Kevin Federline headed over to a tattoo parlor in Sherman Oaks. She proceeded to get a new permanent ink stain, a pair of red and pink lips on her wrist.

Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside.

"She seemed fine," Snell said. "I didn't really notice (the hairdo) at first, she had a hood on when she showed up."

There's really not much else to be said about this bizarre behavior. We just hope Sean Preston Federline - who appears to follow his weird mommy's lead - doesn't get rid of his lovely locks.

And someone get Isaac Cohen on the phone.

He actually seemed like a calming influence on Brit.

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Well, we can say this, folks: If Britney Spears' comeback doesn't go as planned, she's got a backup career: phone sex operator!

Get ready for this, guys. The troubled pop singer will send you, absolutely free, a sexy, pre-recorded story of your choice from her perfume's site.

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The promotional website for her latest fragrance, Midnight Fantasy, allows visitors to send a personalized voice message from Britney Spears to a friend's phone or e-mail address.

Users can pick activities, gifts and nicknames from a list of pre-recorded words - which come together to make a fantasy. Get it? Fantasy is the name of the perfume.

For instance, you could have a breathy Britney ask you politely if you'd babysit Jayden James while she and Katie Rees hit the town for a night of tequila shots and girl on girl action.

Isaac Cohen, for his part, might have Brit suggest a kinky, all-night sex romp on a rotating bed in a suite with mirrored ceilings. Or something.

Sadly, we're guessing any requests involving Paris Hilton pussy are off-limits.

There are so many directions you could take this. But keep this in mind: with gift options such as a six-pack of beer available, it appears that even Britney's fantasies are trashy.

Just hope you don't get a call from Britney on crystal meth.

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After partying and blowing chunks hard last week in New York City, Britney Spears calmed things down in Florida earlier this week.

The Gossip has learned that Spears checked into the Four Seasons Hotel in Miami around midnight on Monday with her two accessories little angels, 17-month-old Sean Preston Federline and 5-month-old Jayden James Federline.

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And yo, they got hooked up!

"The hotel was full so we put Britney Spears and the kids in a two bedroom condo hotel room, which is very residential and like a big city apartment," a hotel source dished.

According to the source, Britney and her boys made the trip solo - minus a nanny, or Isaac Cohen (who recently dumped Brit over the phone).

"Britney called the concierge desk, saying she was not able to shop herself because she had no one to watch the kids, so would a female please go out and buy her a bright-colored bikini," says the source. "Britney was totally wishing she had help to take care of those kids."

Apparently, her personal bitch manager, Larry Rudolph, was indisposed.

By Wednesday night, Spears was feeling so overwhelmed by her two kids that even though she had planned originally to stay a week she decided to fly back to Los Angeles on Valentine's Day.

"Something happened," explains the source.

Thanks, source! But before Spears hopped her private jet, she coped with her recent train wreck status romantic blues with some retail therapy at Miami's Bebe Aventura store.

According to an eyewitness, Spears spent $1,500 on Bebe mini-dresses while the staff kept an eye on the spawn of Kevin Federline. Classy.

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First, K-Fed.

Then Isaac Cohen.

Britney Spears and Adam Carolla

Now, Felicia Culotta.

No, we're not running down a list of people Britney Spears has gotten it on with. Culotta is Britney's 41-year-old former assistant - and the latest to publicly state that the troubled pop princess should get help.

Culotta and several others close to the struggling 25-year-old ex-girlfriend of Justin Timberlake are already preparing for her inevitable trip to rehab.

They just want it to happen before Spears hits the proverbial wall, or gets arrested for parking in the HOV lane facing the wrong way on the freeway, or something.

Here's an excerpt from a letter Us Weekly claims is from Culotta:

I LOVED being with Britney for the past 9 1/2 years. I enjoyed being a part of HER dream, but now, am living my own dream. I cherish ALL the incredible opportunities that came my way thru my job with Britney and am crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way her life is unfolding...

I want you to know that WE (as in her Family and nearest and dearestâ€"ALL of whom are NOT on the payroll anymore!!) are doing EVERYTHING in our power to get help for Britney and all in our power to NOT pad the bottom or move the bottom, so when she does indeed hit rock bottom, she'll stand up and walk away from this whole fiasco a new, confident, changed, career driven Britney like we all knew and loved.

To see what's transpiring now, makes me feel a failure, defeated. I LOVED and BELIEVED in what I was a part of for the past 10 years and was so incredibly proud of Britney and all she'd become.

Jayden James Federline, meanwhile, could not be reached for comment.

All we have to say is that the people close to Britney are probably right, but should also cut the girl some slack. Maybe parading around in no pants and getting wasted every night is a tad much, but it's been like, so long since she partied!

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After Britney Spears' wild NYC weekend of cavorting with strippers, partying and allegedly puking, the pop mom gathered up the tiny brothers Federline and headed back to L.A.

The hard partying mama, who recently broke up with Isaac Cohen, was spotted lugging Sean Preston and Jayden James to the airport for a private flight from the Big Apple.

Britney Spears and Jayden

Although Brit has a hard time keeping her own parts covered up, she sure is doing a good job keeping Jayden James Federline under wraps; only his foot was caught by cameras!


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We can't help but wonder when will we see some non-grainy, non-covered-up Jayden James pictures. But we promise this to our loyal fans: The Gossip will have them for you the second they are availble.

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The incomparable and once-again-newly-single Britney Spears had a wild weekend in New York, but Saturday night's vomitfest could be the topper.

According to TMZ, the Britster started her weekend in high gear by showing up at club Tenjune at midnight Saturday, getting her fade on until 3:30 in the morning.

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But the real excitement came after she left.

After Sean Preston's troubled mother was ushered from her SUV to her hotel, the waiting crowd noticed that Britney's phat ride was covered in vomit.

Her lost weekend didn't end there. Brit was also seen heading into Club One, being shielded from photographers by her bodyguards (above), and with her enormous breasts nearly popping out of a hooched-out red dress (below).

Look at those hoes she's with! Is that an actual harlot or just some chick dressing like one? And why is one of them looking like she's going to barf on Britney?

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Her latest escapades come on the heels of Isaac Cohen's revelations that his now-ex is still reeling from her separation from Kevin Federline, nearing a nervous breakdown, and only happy when having all-night sex.

Seriously. Check out Cohen's interview here.

Interestingly (and not surprisingly), Britney also may have thrown up on Cohen, her boyfriend for about a month, in the recent past. But witnesses of that January vomit-fest claim it was only peanut butter. Alas.

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Like mother, like son.

Would you expect Sean Preston Federline to put on pants? $h!t no. Because in those rare occasions in which they actually see their mother, Sean P. and his little brother, Jayden James Federline, are still at that impressionable stage where they feel compelled to take after the walking train wreck.

Yeesh

We've all seen the tabloid pictures of the commando queen. It's no wonder, then, that Preston (as Mom calls him) ain't about to wear no pants, babe! Hells. No.

Seen here in what we think is an airport, and with who we think is a nanny (not Jamie Lynn Spears), Sean is rocking the diaper look pretty damn hard.

Nice look, Sean. Let it all hang out, dog. So where's Britney Spears? No clue. But she's no longer having massive amounts of sex with Isaac Cohen. That much we know.

Britney Spears Biography

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Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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