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One died prematurely and one has gone bald prematurely - but the two female celebrities most often in the news these days had a lot in common.

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Or so thought Anna Nicole Smith.

Six months before her tragic death, the pregnant model reached out via video to Britney Spears, Us Magzine reports.

In the video, an 8-months-pregnant Smith directly addressed Spears, who was also expecting her second child (their respective babies, Dannielynn and Jayden James, were born five days apart in September):

"If you see this for some oddball reason â€" because I look at your stuff, too [referring to Spears' website ... or maybe The Hollywood Gossip coverage of her] â€" and you want to be friends, I would love so much to hang out with you," she said. "I think you're totally cool, and I think we're about to have babies around the same time…I would just love to meet you."

Anna then mentions a man more dangerous than Brit's ex, Kevin Federline, at his most irresponsible.

"You can call my lawyer, my best friend, my confidant Howard K. Stern. I think everyone has his number."

"He'll give it out to you, Britney. Take cares [sic], and I hope that you do great on your second pregnancy. I'm sure you won't even see this, but if you do, I'd really love to talk to you. Bye."

Alas, Spears never saw the message. Probably because she was wasted.

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T.H. Gossip has learned that Britney Spears is back in rehab. Sources say Spears checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles after her family members pressed her to check in. Britney Spears reportedly entered the facility late this morning.

Her fall from grace makes us long for the days when Britney Spears was so hot, she could make an entire sports bar full of guys gaze in astonishment at a TV screen that happened to be showing her "performance" (read: striptease) at the VMAs.

Going Down ... Under!

That was 2001. It's a been a slow, steady decline since then, and while there have been some brief returns to glory in the down years since Brit married Kevin Federline, for the most part she's gone from smoking hot to smoking cigarettes... and looking pretty gross.

To illustrate, here's a brief Hollywood Gossip photo comparison of hot Britney Spears vs. wish-to-God-it-was-not Britney Spears...

ROW 1: In her heyday, Britney was the ultimate paradox: a sex symbol, yet virginal tease. Small-town girl with a big heart, unafraid to bare almost all. It was sensational. Later, after she was deflowered, twice married and always pregnant, Britney more closely resembled a trucker high on crystal meth.

ROW 2: Britney (left) in one of her music videos. Britney (right) tries her damndest to become the poster child for teen smoking and bad fashion.

ROW 3: Here we have the live, open-mouthed kiss between Britney and Madonna that inspired more adolescent fantasies than any moment in basic cable history. Adjacent is a candid shot of a lagoon creature masquerading as Britney Spears in late 2006.

ROW 4: At left, a sexy shot taken from a Britney Spears pin-up calendar of yesteryear. By that we mean 2003 (though it looks as if she's wearing no pants - foreshadowing). At right, a shot of Britney bombed out of her mind on New Year's Eve 2007. Partying is all well and good, but when images like this become commonplace, you might want to seek help.

ROW 5: The granddaddy of all comparisons. Britney's photo shoot for Esquire four years ago produced what may be the hottest pictures of any celebrity in recent memory. But it's just that - a memory. Last week, as you know, Brit shaved her head. Nice work.

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A day after the shocking news of Britney Spears shaving her head, everyone started weighing in.

It's only natural, then, that the media would seek comment from the studly pop superstar who took Britney's V-card, Justin Timberlake.

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But unlike last week, when he jokingly remarked that his ex seek help - and that OK! Magazine was going to start saying bad things about her - the man who's bringing SexyBack looked sad and maybe even a little depressed when asked about Britney's shaved head.

As he was walking away from the paparazzi, there was only silence. But after about two minutes of being hounded, he spoke up.

"It was a smart choice, she is starting over, cleaning herself up. It was the kind of thing you wouldn't expect most people to do. So she is taking a chance," he said of his bald former babe.

There has been talk that Britney has been pining for Justin from the moment she and Kevin Federline separated - and that Timberlake is not interested.

That may be, but regardless, Justin wasn't about to give the press any good sound bites. In fact, he was quick to heap praise upon Britney's (dubious) hot new look.

"She looks amazing, very GI Jane. She can pull off anything."

Demi Moore? Rolling in her grave.

Britney can take comfort in Justin's kidness. But we're guessing Timberlake would concur that his (possible) current flame, Scarlett Johansson, gets the edge in hotness these days.

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Britney Spears is getting rid of everything:

Yes, the troubled pop star with the shaved head just bought the mansion in question two months ago, and now she's looking to sell it, according to OK! Magazine.

A Hot Mess

Sources tell the mag that 16-month-old Sean Preston liked living at their old Malibu house better, so Brit may be moving back. She bought the six-bedroom spread for $7.2 million, and is offering it up for $7.5 million.

Meanwhile, the New York Daily News reports that Britney Spears' wigged out look is so radically different, that when she turned up at The Roxy on Sunday night, waiters ignored her as she sat alone in a booth.

Or maybe it's just a reflection of her fall from grace.

Before that, Cue Ball spent some "intense discussion" time with her dad, Jamie, over cups of gumbo at a Cajun joint in Encino, Calif.

Good to see that Jayden James' grandfather is still in the picture. It's more than we can say for his absentee dad. Then again, there's a little custody battle going on there - and K-Fed might do a much better job of parenting than his estranged spouse.

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At first glance, it may seem as if there is little in common between train wreck pop star Britney Spears and retired tennis legend Andre Agassi.

However, both have at least one failed, high-profile marriage under their belts - Agassi to actress Brooke Shields, Britney Spears to both childhood pal Jason Alexander and aspiring rapper Kevin Federline.

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Not to mention the fact that both have sons with the same name (although Agassi's son, Jaden Gil, spells it slightly differently than Britney's bundle of joy, Jayden James).

Oh right, and they both have a shaved head. See below. 

We share Andre Agassi's pained expression upon seeing Britney's new look. In the formerly long-haired Agassi's case, the reason he shaved his head was quite simple: it was thinning on top. With the young Ms. Spears, the only thing thinning is her grip on reality.

Seriously, someone get this wigger into counseling, ASAP.

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We've shown you the Britney Spears shaved head pics.

Now it's time for the pics of Britney wigging out. Literally!

Britney Concert Photo

Earlier today, we reported that the mother of little Jayden James was already experiencing a case of shear remorse over her bizarre decision to make herself bald. Really, we can't imagine an internationally-known singer and sex symbol would regret such a thing.

Anyway, here are some pics of Britney channeling her inner Marilyn Monroe:

PHOTO CREDIT: MatrixPhotos.com

Despite being married to a wigger for about two years (boo), Britney Spears probably never envisioned herself going down this road.

But at least she can take comfort in the knowledge that several other stars, such as Beyonce, rock the faux hair pretty hard. At the same time, don't look for a bald Britney on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue anytime soon.

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Moments after shaving her own head in Esther's Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, Calif., a teary-eyed Britney Spears blurted out:

"'My mom is going to freak!'"

Britney Spears, Blender Magazine

Yeah, she's not having a nervous breakdown or anything. We're sure Lynne Spears' opinion matters a lot, given her strong, steadying influence over Brit in the last few months. Really, after you daughter gives the entire world a crotch shot, is a shaved head really going to shock you? And do you care?

Apparently Britney was a little shocked by it herself. After the deed was done, salon owner Esther Tognozzi, who says she tried to talk the future phone sex fiend out of her radical 'do, the troubled pop star was inconsolable.

Spears stopped by the San Fernando Valley salon at around 7 p.m. Friday night after it had closed, Tognozzi tells People Magazine.

Accompanied by her bodyguards, Spears walked in with a hooded sweatshirt covering her head and told Tognozzi, "'I want you to buzz my hair off.'"

Tognozzi first tried to talk Spears out of going through with it, then after refusing the pop star's request, Spears said, "'Then I'll do it.'"

During Spears's visit, which came after news of her short rehab stint broke, Tognozzi describes the pop star as having "no expression."

Kind of how Isaac Cohen described her after having sex with him.

According to TMZ, Jayden James' bald mama is already having a serious case of shaver's remorse - Britney was spotted yesterday hiding her dome with a blonde wig and a cap.

Meanwhile, E! Online reports Britney was lounging poolside at the Mondrian Hotel yesterday afternoon wearing a short blonde hair piece, a green cap, and a mismatched bikini bottom and top.

"It didn't look so hot, and she was smoking cigarette after cigarette," says E! Online's eyewitness.

You could say she's wigging out. We never saw that coming.

Britney clearly needs to heed the words of estranged husband, K-Fed, her V-card recipient, Justin Timberlake, her former personal assistant and everyone else - get help, biatch!

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Britney Spears, sex fiend? That's not hard to imagine.

Britney Spears, bald? That's a little more difficult to picture.

Leading the Way

Until now.

Jayden James' mother reportedly checked into Eric Clapton's Crossroads Centre in Antigua two days ago, checked out 24 hours later ... and then visited a salon on Southern California where a source says:"Britney came in and said she wanted them to shave her head ... [when the hairdresser refused] Britney grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself."

Seriously. We have the Britney Spears picture to prove it.

From there, the troubled singer and ex-wife of Kevin Federline headed over to a tattoo parlor in Sherman Oaks. She proceeded to get a new permanent ink stain, a pair of red and pink lips on her wrist.

Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside.

"She seemed fine," Snell said. "I didn't really notice (the hairdo) at first, she had a hood on when she showed up."

There's really not much else to be said about this bizarre behavior. We just hope Sean Preston Federline - who appears to follow his weird mommy's lead - doesn't get rid of his lovely locks.

And someone get Isaac Cohen on the phone.

He actually seemed like a calming influence on Brit.

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Well, we can say this, folks: If Britney Spears' comeback doesn't go as planned, she's got a backup career: phone sex operator!

Get ready for this, guys. The troubled pop singer will send you, absolutely free, a sexy, pre-recorded story of your choice from her perfume's site.

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The promotional website for her latest fragrance, Midnight Fantasy, allows visitors to send a personalized voice message from Britney Spears to a friend's phone or e-mail address.

Users can pick activities, gifts and nicknames from a list of pre-recorded words - which come together to make a fantasy. Get it? Fantasy is the name of the perfume.

For instance, you could have a breathy Britney ask you politely if you'd babysit Jayden James while she and Katie Rees hit the town for a night of tequila shots and girl on girl action.

Isaac Cohen, for his part, might have Brit suggest a kinky, all-night sex romp on a rotating bed in a suite with mirrored ceilings. Or something.

Sadly, we're guessing any requests involving Paris Hilton pussy are off-limits.

There are so many directions you could take this. But keep this in mind: with gift options such as a six-pack of beer available, it appears that even Britney's fantasies are trashy.

Just hope you don't get a call from Britney on crystal meth.

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After partying and blowing chunks hard last week in New York City, Britney Spears calmed things down in Florida earlier this week.

The Gossip has learned that Spears checked into the Four Seasons Hotel in Miami around midnight on Monday with her two accessories little angels, 17-month-old Sean Preston Federline and 5-month-old Jayden James Federline.

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And yo, they got hooked up!

"The hotel was full so we put Britney Spears and the kids in a two bedroom condo hotel room, which is very residential and like a big city apartment," a hotel source dished.

According to the source, Britney and her boys made the trip solo - minus a nanny, or Isaac Cohen (who recently dumped Brit over the phone).

"Britney called the concierge desk, saying she was not able to shop herself because she had no one to watch the kids, so would a female please go out and buy her a bright-colored bikini," says the source. "Britney was totally wishing she had help to take care of those kids."

Apparently, her personal bitch manager, Larry Rudolph, was indisposed.

By Wednesday night, Spears was feeling so overwhelmed by her two kids that even though she had planned originally to stay a week she decided to fly back to Los Angeles on Valentine's Day.

"Something happened," explains the source.

Thanks, source! But before Spears hopped her private jet, she coped with her recent train wreck status romantic blues with some retail therapy at Miami's Bebe Aventura store.

According to an eyewitness, Spears spent $1,500 on Bebe mini-dresses while the staff kept an eye on the spawn of Kevin Federline. Classy.

Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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