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The incomparable and once-again-newly-single Britney Spears had a wild weekend in New York, but Saturday night's vomitfest could be the topper.

According to TMZ, the Britster started her weekend in high gear by showing up at club Tenjune at midnight Saturday, getting her fade on until 3:30 in the morning.

Spears Bikini Pic

But the real excitement came after she left.

After Sean Preston's troubled mother was ushered from her SUV to her hotel, the waiting crowd noticed that Britney's phat ride was covered in vomit.

Her lost weekend didn't end there. Brit was also seen heading into Club One, being shielded from photographers by her bodyguards (above), and with her enormous breasts nearly popping out of a hooched-out red dress (below).

Look at those hoes she's with! Is that an actual harlot or just some chick dressing like one? And why is one of them looking like she's going to barf on Britney?

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Her latest escapades come on the heels of Isaac Cohen's revelations that his now-ex is still reeling from her separation from Kevin Federline, nearing a nervous breakdown, and only happy when having all-night sex.

Seriously. Check out Cohen's interview here.

Interestingly (and not surprisingly), Britney also may have thrown up on Cohen, her boyfriend for about a month, in the recent past. But witnesses of that January vomit-fest claim it was only peanut butter. Alas.

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Like mother, like son.

Would you expect Sean Preston Federline to put on pants? $h!t no. Because in those rare occasions in which they actually see their mother, Sean P. and his little brother, Jayden James Federline, are still at that impressionable stage where they feel compelled to take after the walking train wreck.

Yeesh

We've all seen the tabloid pictures of the commando queen. It's no wonder, then, that Preston (as Mom calls him) ain't about to wear no pants, babe! Hells. No.

Seen here in what we think is an airport, and with who we think is a nanny (not Jamie Lynn Spears), Sean is rocking the diaper look pretty damn hard.

Nice look, Sean. Let it all hang out, dog. So where's Britney Spears? No clue. But she's no longer having massive amounts of sex with Isaac Cohen. That much we know.

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Britney Spears is hitting her emotional breaking point and desperately trying to conquer that inner torment with marathon sex sessions.

That's what Isaac Cohen reveals in a new interview, having dated the pop princess for about a month. And apparently doing her quite frequently.

Wild Wild Hair

Tthe man who had been sharing her bed since her marriage to Kevin Federline fell apart tells London's News of the World that her life is in shambles.

Isaac Cohen reveals how Britney Spears....

  • ... Stripped naked and beckoned him to join her for an al-fresco romp in a moonlit Jacuzzi.
  • ... Made him dizzy romping on a revolving bed while watching themselves in the mirrored ceiling.
  • ... Loved having all-night sex in her marital bed as her wedding dress hung framed on the wall outside.
  • ... Crumbled inside when the sex stopped, as she struggled to cope with a bitter divorce and the fear her children could be taken away.

Their whirlwind romance collapsed just a week ago, and sources say Britney Spears has already found a new admirer.

But Isaac Cohen says it's just a phase. A really hot phase.

"She loves sex and is incredibly adventurous. She was totally happy when we were locked in each other's arms. But once the sex stopped Britney was like a little girl lost, unable to cope," he said.

"She would lie like a limp rag doll in my arms and and say, ‘Why can't everyone leave me alone?' ‘What have I done to deserve this?'"

Spears, who was first married to childhood friend Jason Alexander for 55 hours before it was annulled, lasted two years with her next husband.

She and FedEx have sons Sean Preston, 1, and Jayden James, four months.

Things were going well for a time, but Britney reportedly grew tired of hearing rumours about FedEx's womanizing. He may or may not have been banging Kendra Jade - but Cohen says K-Fed was definitely tapping some ass on the side.

In the weeks leading up to her first date with Isaac Cohen last December, Britney was branded a bad mother when she was photographed night after night partying until the early hours with new BFF Paris Hilton.

Her family was horrified when she was photographed three times stepping out of cars with no pants, leading to some nude pictures - specifically, an incredible crotch shot sequence that will forever live in Hollywood Gossip infamy.

"By the time I met Britney, she was burnt out," Cohen said. "She knew she had been drinking and partying as a way to try to banish the bad stuff from her life. Far from the trashy drunk, I saw a very shy, sweet girl who was just desperately sad about what had happened with her marriage."

Cohen then talked at length about Britney Spears' undying thirst for booze and sex... and how weird it was the first time he hit that.

"Yes she enjoyed Jack Daniel's, but she was trying not to get in the state she had been in with Paris. Her boys mean everything to her and she worried she might lose them in a custody battle."

"It was clear she was not over her marriage."

"The first time she invited me to her home I saw her wedding dress hung on the wall in a glass box. As we made love that night it was like Kevin Federline was in bed beside us. She had not even begun to move on with her life."

When Britney decided to clean up her act at an Arizona health spa, Isaac went too.

"She needed me to hold her and tell her what a beautiful girl she is. We would make slow love until the sun came up. She has an amazing body and I loved exploring every inch of it."

In January, Britney surprised him by flying them to Las Vegas to stay at Hugh Hefner's exclusive Sky Villa in the Palms Hotel.

At a whopping $40,000 a night, the two-story suite has a rotating bed, with mirrored ceiling and an infinity Jacuzzi spa bath on the rooftop.

Cohen barely got to appareciate the suite, seeing as he was getting it on the whole time.

"Britney is not shy about her body so she slowly stripped off her clothes and beckoned me to join her under the stars in the pool," he said.

"It was an amazing view over the Las Vegas strip. But we didn't stay long, as we wanted to try out the bed."

"We clambered on and I grabbed the remote and started it turning round and round. All the time as we made love we watched ourselves in the mirrored ceiling. It was amazing, but we did it so many times it made us start to feel sick. We had to turn it off."

Britney Spears was also racked with insecurity about her looks.

"Like any woman who has had two children, she worried about her figure. As far as I was concerned she was gorgeous, but she had such low self esteem, she sometimes would not listen."

"She would say, ‘Am I fat? Am I fat?' then spend hours dancing around the house trying to burn off calories."

"She was always jumping around. Other times, she got so low she didn't care what she looked like. She could not care less some days if she went out of the house without brushing her hair or checking to see if her outfit matched."

"That's just where she was in her life. She had so much on her plate with the children she had precious little time to worry about how she looked.

Isaac then described the passing of Britney's aunt, and the effect it had on their relationship.

"It was around that time her aunt died and that totally devastated her. It was yet another blow. It was me she turned to for comfort and me who travelled to Louisiana for the funeral."

"I rarely saw Britney with any friends and during our time together I never saw her with Paris, it was like that was a part of her life she wanted to forget."

COMING UNDONE

But it soon became clear that as hard as he tried, Isaac Cohen could not cope with the demands of Britney's troubled and hectic life.

And so last week, in an emotional phone call, the couple put an end to their six-week romance.

"I adore Britney and in a different place at a different time we might have stood a chance," Isaac Cohen laments. "It was far too soon for her to get involved in a relationship with anyone."

"But she has coped with so much in her life I hope she does not give up now. She is too special for that."

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Late last year, the ho train was formed.

And man, it was a hell of a run.

Bang a Gong

But make no mistake about it, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are, like, SO over as BFFs.

The tension between the commando queen and the sex tape star is reportedly so thick that they ditched the same fashion show in New York just to avoid each other.

Both pop princesses (pictured here last year with Brit's son Sean Preston) were slated to appear at the Heatherette show at Fashion Week, but both cancelled at the last minute, says the New York Daily News, because they didn't want to cross paths.

Spears, who just got dumped by new man Isaac Cohen, got almost as far as the parking lot before deciding she didn't want to risk seeing the hotel heiress, who reportedly branded Britney "an animal" to her friends.

Sure thing, Paris. After all, Britney's the one taking it from behind in multiple sex tapes and whose storage locker included pictures of Cisco Adler naked, right?

There might be another explanation for Hilton's absence, according to sources. Rumor has it she had a long night the night before and was still feeling the after effects, if you know what we mean.

Officially, Hilton's no-show was blamed on the ever-popular "stomach condition." Which we all know means about 10 shots of tequila and a liter of man soup in her system.

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Look out, dudes: Britney Spears is single again.

That's what TMZ is reporting today, after her newest boyfriend, Mr. Isaac Cohen, dumped her over the phone - saying she's "a bit much" for his taste!

The Lil' Britneys

Britney got the bad news Sunday night while she was in New York and Isaac was in L.A. The pair had been together since mid-December, and Isaac was Britney's first boy (we refuse to count J.R. Rotem) since she split from the great Kevin Federline on November 7.

According to a friend, Isaac has been "looking to get out" for some time, because it was "a bit much for him ... it was too much of a whirlwind."

For some time? Bear in mind that we first reported that Britney and Isaac were dating on January 10. She must be a real nightmare!

We can only assume that Isaac will now resume his anonymous life, being Jewish and working on his career, while Britney continues to drink beer and pine for Justin.

Think we're kidding? TMZ reports that Brit was partying last night with JC Chasez - Timberlake's former boy band-mate - in NYC, and freaked out when the DJ at the club dared play on a Justin Timberlake track.

We're guessing the song in question wasn't "Dick in a Box" featuring Andy Samberg. But by the look on her face, Britney was none too pleased.

According to our sources, Britney Spears exchanged a few words with the DJ, and the song was promptly replaced with something more to her liking.

Spears doesn't need to worry about the same thing happening with any of K-Fed's music. Although the rap in his Super Bowl commercial was pretty damn catchy!

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We mean cigarettes, of course. We did not mean to apply above that Britney Spears is smoking in the figurative sense - as in smoking hot.

Not that she can't be at times. We've seen plenty of sexy Britney Spears pictures in our lifetimes. Some of them not involving pants. But the images below don't qualify as hot.

Awkward Kissing Scene

As the mother of Jayden James and Sean P. continued her shopping rampage in New York, she apparently forgot she was in the process of quitting cigarettes.

It's a shame, but hey, you know what, it happens. Lindsay Lohan apparently forgot she just got out of rehab when she dialed up a certain skanky sex tape queen on her cell. So yo, don't judge when you peep the pics below.

Bet Britney is wishing she could get her hands on an ice cold beer right about now. Or failing that, maybe Isaac Cohen...

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While Kevin Federline appeared in a Super Bowl ad for Nationwide Insurance (watch it here), his estranged wife took cover from the bitter cold in New York City.

Despite her claims that the single life is awesome and that she doesn't miss being married to K-Fed, Britney Spears couldn't help but think of her former man as his commercial - starring a riches-to-rags FedEx as a fry cook and featuring the Nationwide tagline "life comes at you fast" - aired on Super Sunday...

Britney's Hot Body

It sure does, Brit. It sure does. From the looks of it, beer apparently comes at Larry Rudolph (background) pretty fast, too. He looks so f*%king wasted!

Later that day, the parka-donning pantsless wonder raised a plastic cup of beer to Tara Conner and Lindsay Lohan, who regrettably couldn't share in the Super Bowl revelry. They're recovering alcoholics, after all.

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This just in: Britney Spears doesn't miss being married.

Then again, when she was married, it was to Jason Alexander. Then K-Fed. Just saying.

Circus Leader

When asked by People in New York on Friday how she likes being single, the pop star, who filed for divorce from Kevin Federline on November 7, said:

"It's awesome."

Britney Spears grabbed the spotlight Friday while at the fashion show for Baby Phat by Kimora Lee Simmons and KLS Collection Fall 2007, which was held at the Roseland Ballroom in conjunction with Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week.

Wearing a slinky black dress, Jayden James' MILF posed for photographers upon her arrival, and was escorted to her seat just moments before the show started.

As the models strutted on an elevated stage wearing sexy their outfits, Spears chatted at times with her assistant. No, not Isaac Cohen.

She applauded along with the rest of the crowd when model Alek Wek flaunted a colorful halter dress that dragged on the floor in back but was a mini-dress in front. "Oh my god," said Spears, who showed no aversion to pants on this night.

After the show, Spears said:

"It was amazing."

She's always good for a memorable quote, that Briney. Kimora Lee Simmons (no relation to Bill Simmons), who was backstage after the show, said of Spears: "Sometimes she gets a hard rap...[But] she is a very talented girl."

Just not when it comes to giving interviews.

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Are the parents of Jayden James Federline officially over?

Maybe not. Britney Spears has been making late-night phone calls to K-Fed in hope of a reconciliation, according to several of Kevin's close peeps.

Britney Spears' New Body!

The friends of Kevin, who understandably requested anonymity, told TMZ that Britney's relationship with Isaac Cohen is a ruse to make Kevin jealous.

But other sources - and surely ones with more brain cells - say Britney is so over Kevin Federline. They say that Britney and Fedex have very little contact, and when they do communicate, it's about their two kids.

The two will continue to share custody of their two young sons this month, following the terms of a January custody agreement, Federline's attorney confirmed Thursday.

The temporary agreement has been extended through February, according to publicist Michael Sands, speaking on behalf of K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan.

Per the terms of that agreement, good ol' Kev will continue to be allowed to visit Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline at Spears' home from noon to 4 p.m. on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

By the way, according to the same sources, recent reports that Britney will ante up a $25 million settlement to K-Fed to end their marriage are ridiculous.

One connected source says the $25 million figure is grossly inflated. About 25 times inflated.

In other words, the bad news is that FedEx will probably become a millionaire.

But the good news is that he won't be a multi-millionaire... at least not from Britney. He's doing well for himself with these fast food gigs though.

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Ready for this one? Ever the religious flip-flopper, Britney Spears has apparently traded in crucifixes and red strings for the Star of David. Is the Hebrew symbol in homage to her new man, Jewish model-actor Isaac Cohen?

Britney Spears was raised Southern Baptist and wore Christian crosses on a regular basis before Madonna turned her on to Kabbalah - and turned T.H. Gossip on by sticking her tongue down Britney's throat - in 2003.

Spears and Trawick Pic

The pop singer began studying the mystical offshoot of Judaism and started wearing the religion's famed red string bracelet designed to ward off the "evil eye." Then, in May 2006, the soon-to-be-ex Mrs. Kevin Federline announced that she was giving up Kabbalah, saying "my baby is my religion."

Yeah. Such a strong religion, in fact, that until this past week, Britney was seldom (if ever) seen with newborn baby Jayden James Federline.

But she appeared to have found a new faith Monday night when she showed off her new Star of David. When Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen were on their way home from the Chateau Marmont, photographers captured the star on her necklace. See below:

Has Britney gone Jewtastic? Does anyone care? We'll keep you posted.