Numerous sources confirm that the wondrous Britney Spears is set to renew her wedding vows with disgrace white trash loser worthless human being husband Kevin Federline, the former backup dancer and current aspiring rapper she dubiously married in 2004.

The singer and husband will hold a ceremony this fall, shortly after the birth of their second child, rumored to be entering this cruel world on Halloween. Britney was expected to give birth next month, but Federline let it slip during a recent radio interview that his wife is planning to go into labor on Halloween day.

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Apparently K-Fed is not the only one who gets to throw back a couple of drinks with the incredible Britney Spears -- travelers to Vegas can get drunk with Brit too!

Ok, maybe not with Britney Spears, the pop princess turned actress turned wife and mother turned trailer trash train wreck herself. But you can get absolutely annihilated on about 8-9 of the cocktails called The Britney Spears, offered by a popular Sin City hot spot.

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Um, remember earlier today when we reported that the Tokyo subway officials banned nude Britney Spears pics on the city's trains? Our bad.

Well, it's not really our fault, since it was true at the time. But now, following the original ban by lame government censors, who called Spears' Harper's Bazaar magazine cover "too stimulating" for young people, the city is now permitting posters of the pretty, pregnant pop princess to proceed as planned, People proclaims.

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The amazing Britney Spears has been deemed "too stimulating" for the youth of Japan. Yes. We could go so many places with that, but there are other stories to report on and we haven't had enough coffee, so we'll just cut to the chase.

A poster of the recent Harper's Bazaar magazine cover that shows a very pregnant, nude Britney Spears in all her glory has been censored by the Tokyo Metro.

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The amazing Britney Spears went on a shopping spree this weekend, spending more than five thousand dollars' worth of United States currency in under 30 minutes. The 24-year-old pregnant pop princess reportedly was downright dotty over a polka dot headband and a spotty frock as she browsed Los Angeles store Intuition.

NOTE: We have no idea what any of that means.

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One of professional sports' best rivalries is set to resume this weekend, and it appears two of our favorite celebs are divided as to who they're pulling for. Check out the Red Sox hat on newfound Boston backer Britney Spears (left) and the rival Yankees lid on jackass husband Kevin Federline. Looks like these two are heading for some domestic unrest. Not because of the baseball teams, of course -- just because that's what trailer park couples do on occasion.

 

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You know what they always say: Kevin Federline is a white trash deadbeat. Oh, sorry. They always say that women are attracted to guys that remind them of their dads. A People magazine photo spread of Federline compared with Jamie Spears (father of his wife, Britney Spears) really drills this theory home. Just look at these guys! It's like a light bulb has gone off here at T.H. Gossip. No wonder Britney is attracted to this loser -- he reminds her of home!

 

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Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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