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On Rock of Love, Bret Michaels had more sex with desperate groupies than Heidi Montag has had plastic surgery procedures.

As a result, it shouldn't be hard to grasp the controversy surrounding the rocker's duet with 17-year old Miley Cyrus, especially when the lyrics on "Nothing to Lose" include:

We both know better than this/Still we can't resist/Slowly get undressed/Won't you fall down on me/So close I can feel you breathe.

Still, when asked about the scandalous song, Michaels told Us Weekly "it's blown out of proportion." He elaborated, explaining how the duet came about:

"[Miley's] like, 'This is an incredible song, it's beautiful. Maybe I could [add] some stuff to it, some harmonies,'" Bret said. "She was excited that she didn't have to follow any rules."

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As for telling a girl that's not yet old enough to vote to "slowly get undressed?"

"I never sat down and said, 'Look at the content. Look at the lyrical content,'" Michaels said. "The part where it says she slowly gets undressed, Miley says, 'Yeah she does.' It has no reference to her and I. It's not even a duet."

In conclusion, the long-haired reality star makes no apologies:

"As God is my witness, there is nothing I have to be defensive about. I'm a good dad. I just thought it was a beautiful song."

It's not bad. We just hope Miley showered multiple times the day they recorded it together.

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Note to Miley Cyrus: We know we've had our differences and THG isn't your biggest fan on the planet. But please take this piece of advice:

Get an STD test... stat!

As the following picture and video prove, you've officially shared the same air with Bret Michaels, a reality TV star whose had more sex with groupies on VH1's Rock of Love than his former band, Poison, had number-one hits.

For reasons we'll never comprehend, Miley and Michaels have collaborated on a new single titled “Nothing to Lose.” During the track, the long-haired skank-banger teams with Cyrus on the chorus. It goes:

Won't you fall down on me/So close I can feel you breathe/Tonight in the darkness with nothing to lose/If the truth is all we can see/If I fall for you, could you fall for me?

Ummm... is that really appropriate for a 17-year to be singing with a dirty, washed-up, sex-crazed rocker?

“Bret and I had a great time in the studio together just hanging out and making music,” Miley said. “He’s is so passionate about music and it shows. I think it is such a rad collaboration because it shows that two artists that seem so different on the outside can come together and organically create something that we are both proud of.”

Hurry up and check out the video below, lest YouTube remove it. Then, let us know: Is this a positive or negative step for Miley's career?

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Bret Michaels may not be Liza Minnelli, but when you prick him - or lower a piece of scenery down on his head - the man still bleeds.

A few days after the hilarious accident that broke his nose, the rocker is speaking out against the awards show and its seeming indifference to his injuries.

On his website, Michaels wrote: "I feel had this incident happened to Liza Minnelli, Dolly Parton or Elton John, the Tonys would have at least issued a letter of concern."

In the statement, the Poison lead singer claims he got dazed and bloodied during the incident, but "the full extent of his injuries remains to be seen until all x-rays are back."

The same can be said for his future on reality TV. What promiscuous, insecure, drunken suitors will wanna sleep with a washed-up rock star with a crooked nose? (Answer: all of them.)

Following an accident at the Tony Awards, Bret Michaels looks more busted than the women that chase his crotch on Rock of Love.

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Bret Michaels has outdone himself.

Just when it seemed as though nothing could be funnier than the concept of the rocker finding love on a reality series that locked a slew of skanks inside a tour bus and challenged each to get as drunk and naked as possible on a nightly basis, Michaels almost knocked himself unconscious at last night's Tony Awards.

The long-haired singer's band, Poison, took to the stage alongside the cast of Broadway's Rock of Ages.

The performance went smoothly, until Michaels clotheslined himself on a piece of scenery soon after the rendition of "Nothin' But a Good Time" concluded. It's even more hilarious to watch than read about:

X-rays on the Rock of Love star were taken after the show. Michaels is believed to have suffered a broken nose.

Fortunately, he'll have Taya Parker on his side for at least a couple more days. She can either nurse him back to health or give him a burning sensation in another body part that ought to make him forget about the pain in his head.

Bret Michaels Biography

Donald and Bret Bret Michaels is the lead singer of Poison. But that's barely even what he's known for at this point. Michaels has made a name for... More »
Born
Birthplace
Butler, Pennsylvania
Full Name
Bret Michael Sychak
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