The kid is not his son ... for real. Brandon Howard, the alleged secret love child of Michael Jackson, is no such thing. The DNA test results that say so are bogus.
The resemblance is uncanny, but the genetic link just isn't there.
Yesterday, claims that the 31-year-old is the spawn of MJ took the web by storm, especially after the so-called evidence was presented at a press conference.
Alki David of FilmOn (dot) com put on quite a spectacle Thursday, claiming he had a DNA test proving singer Brandon Howard is the biological son of MJ.
Claiming he got Jackson's DNA from an old dental device he bought at auction, he said he's "99.99999%" sure Brandon's parents are MJ and Miki Howard.
The timeline made sense, as did the circumstantial connection; Miki is a singer and actress who was managed by Michael's father Joe in the early '80s.
The DNA test is complete crap, though.