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Brandi Glanville is at it again, slamming Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes in her latest book. You won't believe what she had to say this time, either.

In Drinking and Dating: P.S. Social Media Is Ruining Romance, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills diva dives right into dishing about her ex.

Lambasting her “husband’s torrid affairs with cocktail waitresses” and “one cunt-ry music singer,” Brandi Glanville says some wounds won't heal.

Especially if you keep rehashing them publicly to make money ... just sayin'.

“It’s been five years now since I discovered my ex-husband was sleeping with about half of the women in Hollywood," she writes, and clearly the issue still stings.

“Sometimes it feels like just yesterday that my ex and my baby boys were snuggling on the couch with me in our gorgeous Calabasas home."

“Other times, it feels like it was all a crazy dream. But I have three permanent reminders of my marriage that I live with every day, [my sons] Mason, Jake, and HPV.”

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 14 saw Kyle and Lisa throw a party for their husbands, Mauricio and Ken, who celebrated birthdays.

Naturally, this served as an excuse to bring the whole cast together and drum up tensions old (Brandi Glanville and everyone) and new (Kyle and Carlton).

It's a tried and true formula for Bravo. Go with what works.

Before the big event, Carlton and Joyce meet for lunch. As respectfully as she can, Joyce asks Carlton point blank if she cast a spell on her husband.

Carlton admits that she might have crossed the line, but assures Joyce that once she had children, she gave up practicing of the dark arts permanently.

What a relief.

Moreover, Carlton is offended that Joyce would even half-believe that Carlton would hurt her kids willingly, and insists that would never happen.

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Monday's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 13 showed us that Carlton Gebbia is actually a witch. Like, she is literally a Wiccan worshipper.

The British babe has made the most of her screen time thus far on the Bravo show, and certainly did so again last night, but not the way you might expect.

Carlton Gebbia's pool party, while sexy, was light on camera-ready OMG moments compared to the stuff happening later over at Yolanda Foster's house.

There, Carlton claimed she "sensed" Kyle Richards was talking about her behind her back. Because she has a means of spiritually sensing these things.

Just the day before, Gebbia and Richards appeared to be on better terms at the party, with Kyle making a nice gesture. Of course, Carlton still loathes her.

Kyle's gift of jewelry was a nice peace offering, but it boils down to her "belief system" and Richards' questioning of it. Sincere or not, it rubs her wrong.

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Brandi Glanville might be too much for the Bravo show that made her famous, according to chatter from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills insiders.

She’s one of the most controversial cast members on the hit show, and producers are contemplating giving her the axe after this season, reports say.

The program is potentially under a major shakeup next year, with honchos also looking to get rid of Kim Richards, whose loyal sister Kyle may follow suit.

“Brandi is fully aware what a big mouth she has and doesn’t really censor anything she says, and doesn’t want to,” an insider told Radar Online.

But, more significantly, "she’s also aware that it might be too much for Bravo and it looks like her fan base might be falling, which has her worried.”

Live by the mouth, die by the mouth? It appears that way for BG.

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Monday night's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 12 was all about protection, as the ladies proved they can be armed and dangerous.

We're not just talking about Brandi Glanville's mouth, either.

A self defense instructor taught the women how to put people in a choke hold, which we can only imagine will come in handy down the road for some of them.

Seriously. Can you imagine the number of people who will watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online once Brandi and Joyce start choking each other?

Yolanda, though, was definitely the most into the event ...

She almost took out the instructor ... then shared a story of confronting and turning away an armed intruder while she was naked and breastfeeding her baby.

Not to be outdone, Joyce shared a story of men with masks and shotguns coming up their driveway before being chased away by their trained attack dog.

Where do these people live exactly?!

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Brandi Glanville is very sorry for making one of the more inappropriate jokes in recent memory.

During her podcast this week - yes, depressingly, Brandi Glanville hosts a podcast - the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star was interviewing comedian Jim Florentine, whose church has been through some ugly sex scandals.

And, in a failed attempt to bond with depressingly, Glanville quipped that she "wanted to be molested as a child."

“My sister got felt up by a principal, and nothing for me: He didn’t even look at me sideways," Brandi said on air. "Now looking back, I’m super-bummed. I was thinking, ‘All this and nothing?’ Super-hot and they passed me up!"

After receiving some understandable backlash, Glanville took to Twitter last night and offered up an apology.

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Brandi Glanville's big, loud, annoying mouth has gotten her into trouble once again.

A few weeks after getting into a back-and-forth with Perez Hilton over her rehab jokes, Glanville has gone ahead and quipped about another sensitive topic:

Child molestation.

On her podcast this week, Brandi welcomed comedians Don Jamieson and Jim Florentine as guests, the latter of whom has been open about the widespread molestation of kids in his church.

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Kim threw a graduation party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this week, one filled with drunken drama and a burger binge.

The episode started off with a pole dancing class, something no viewer really wants to see. But it did help that Carlton (not Brandi!) showed up wasted on tequila. That raises the entertainment level of any situation.

Carlton also claimed she was a pole dancing virgin, but is anyone else buying it? After the booty shorts she donned and the moves she put on?

After making like strippers, she and Brandi headed to Kim's daughter's shindig, scarcely making it past the front steps before two major distractions stopped them cold:

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Carlton can be trampy, people. She has her moments. Just ask her husband.

So this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member told the camera last night, as a major highlight of the latest installment entailed Carlton getting her fourth tattoo.

Yes, this is the same woman who is building a sexy playroom and who saves spiders and who wore a shirt last night that exposed her cleavage to such a degree that Kim Kardashian likely thought it was too much.

But, hey, at least Carlton is interesting.

A Bad Dinner

Not sure we can say the same about the rest of the ladies, starting with Kim Richards. She spent a lot of money on doggy boot camp, though it's pretty clear she needs to be trained more than Kingsley does.

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Carlton Gebbia and her husband, David, visited the Hustler store for some bedroom gear.

Nothing scripted about that at all. Or the fact that Carlton's mother-in-law joined the two of them, which wasn't awkward in the least. Oh no chance.

The mother-in-law is unfazed by Carlton's raunchy persona, though she does draw the line at Carlton's American flag bikini, calling it "too revealing."

Meanwhile, Yolanda called Brandi Glanville with a "911" situation of zits on her face for the night of her seven year anniversary with David Foster.

These are big issues when you're a real housewife.

Elsewhere on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 9, Ken and Lisa decide to host a dinner so Brandi and Joyce can work stuff out.

Spoiler alert: Stuff was not worked out smoothly.

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