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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills "Escape to Bitch Mountain" and are hunted by squirrels on their Palm Springs adventure. We recap the wildlife encounters and Kim's panty twist in our THG +/- review.

OK, so the squirrels didn't actually attack on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 7 but come on ladies! If Carlton and company had any real respect for animals, they'd read the sign that says don't feed the wildlife. If one of the little rascals nipped you you'd be headed off for rabies shots.  

Minus 20 because I'm afraid you'd all look just as distraught as Brandi does here.

A Devastated Brandi

What's a Housewives trip without plenty of tears. First it was Kyle who sobbed because Brandi was mean to her. 

Then Yolanda ran to her rescue. Plus 16. Let the hug fest begin. 

But when Kyle cried, "I never had a problem with you. Never, I swear." I almost had to laugh. Could she be any more disingenuous?  She's been snarling at Yolanda and calling her a liar since last season's reunion show. Minus 13.

When Yolanda steps out Lisa walks in and the hugging continues…sort of. Somehow Kim Richards ends up in the room with her panties in a twist, literally. 

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She says she's not racist, but Brandi Glanville has lost a hosting gig over her controversial comments on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Saturday, the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Tampa announced it had dropped her from a party that night where she'd been set to appear.

President John Fontana said in a statement:

“Until this situation is behind her, our organization feels it’s best to reinforce our culture and values at this time, which consist of love and respect for all."

“As a company who prides itself on its core values of ‘Love All, Serve All,’ SHRHC has decided to proceed with the planned party without Ms. Glanville."

On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 6, LeAnn Rimes' nemesis appeared intoxicated at a pool party with her fellow castmates.

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Monday on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 6, Brandi Glanville said co-star Joyce Giraud de Ohoven is like a "black person."

Because she cannot swim. Obviously.

She then called in to Bravo's Watch What Happens Live and defended the comment, offering up one of the year's more half-hearted apologies in the process.

"I know what I said was definitely inappropriate, but I say a lot of inappropriate things," Brandi told host Andy Cohen. "It definitely was not sensitive and I apologize to anyone I offended."

"But to be honest with you, my friends and I joke with each other this way and they're from all different backgrounds."

"So I'm sorry and I guess TV's not ready for the real Brandi, but should I censor myself? Is that gonna be exciting?"

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What happens when you mix The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills "Palm Springs Breakers" with a drunk Brandi Glanville? One hot mess in Palm Springs.

We break down the lesbian soft-porn and racist moments in THG's +/- review!

Carlton and Brandi Kiss

Was this the kind of girls' weekend Joyce was hoping for in Palm Springs?

Somehow I don't think Brandi and Carlton making out was on her list of things to do.

If that was all the happened it would have been a mildly entertaining trip. Unfortunately the antics didn't end there.

But let's start with the trip prep. 

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From graduations to stars on the Walk of Fame, it was a night to celebrate some of life's biggest moments on Monday's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

It was also a night for some gratuitous girl-on-girl action.

When Brandi Glanville shared her big secret with Lisa Vanderpump - "I made out with Carlton [Gebbia] yesterday, in the hot tub" - she was not telling a lie.

Carlton Gebbia, Brandi Glanville

"What do you mean 'made out'?" Vanderpump, 53, asked. "Apparently, [we housewives are] are at each other's throats, or down each other's throats."

"It was all innocent fun," Brandi Glanville replied with a giggle.

"I'm gonna lock my door at night," Vanderpump stated dryly.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills showed us the one real shooting "Star of the Family" and lots of dog poop and we break it all down in THG's +/- review.

Let's start with the star ...

Hollywood Star

Yolanda Foster's husband David earned himself a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Plus 50. That's a huge deal. 

The star is right next to Buddy Holly's and if that's not cool enough David is in the middle of producing an album with Stevie Wonder. 

But not everyone can be a star.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills got a little "Irked at Cirque" when they were told to have fun. We recap Kim's orders, Brandi's new love interest and Lisa's hair in our THG +/- review

But first…here's a gratuitous puppy picture. Plus 25.

Rumpy Puppy Love

Who can resist an adorable Golden Retriever puppy? Although Lisa's nickname of Rumpy Pumpy…that's questionable.

New girl Carlton gets to know Brandi Glanville a little better at an adult toy store. Plus 18 because one more spa day for these ladies would have bored me to tears.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls had us wondering if there "Live's a Witch" in these hills. Several, actually and we recap each one in our THG +/- review.

If looks could kill then Kyle Richards would have flayed Brandi Glanville where she sat. Luckily it doesn't appear that Kyle holds any witchy powers…just bitchy ones. Minus 25.

If Looks Could Kill

If Brandi taught us anything it was that sometimes it's all in the delivery.

Such as breaking up with J.R. One moment she's telling him she wants them to be friends. The next she's ripping into him for going on a couples trip with his friends…and without her.

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It looks as if Brandi Glanville isn't backing off her crusade to trash Joanna Krupa's lady parts. In fact, she went HARD at Krupa's junk yet again last night.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills lush was so wasted that she had to be carried out of Fleming's steakhouse in L.A., but her mouth still functioned.

Asked about her foe's Team Rimes shirt, Brandi managed to compare her lady parts to a fish ... reiterating her past claim that Joanna Krupa's p--sy is rank.

It all started last week on Bravo's What Happens Live, when Brandi said Joanna boned her friend Yolanda Foster’s ex-husband Mohamed Hadid.

According to Brandi, Mohamed told her Krupa's vagina was straight up foul. He denies this, as does Lisa Vanderpump, who Brandi says was present.

Choose your side in this epic housewives feud ...

 

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Firing the latest salvo in their war of words (or clothes), Joanna Krupa stuck it to Brandi Glanville in amusing fashion, rocking a Team Rimes t-shirt around Miami.

Krupa emblazoned the message - an obvious diss to Glanville, whose ex-husband Eddie Cibrian left her for LeAnn Rimes - on a black tank top with white letters.

On Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, Brandi Glanville accused her of an affair with RHOBH co-star Yolanda Foster's ex-husband Mohamed Hadid.

Krupa fired back on Twitter, writing, "No wonder her husband left her." Glanville then took the feud to the next level by making a vulgar remark on WWHL:

"Well, Mohamed did tell me that [Joanna Krupa's p--sy smelled]. It's true! I'm not lying! Lisa [Vanderpump] was there when he said it. Sorry, bitch. I win!"

Actually, we think humanity just lost. Great shirt, though.

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