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Angelina Jolie is a sexual being. No one can deny this.

Still, we imagine the denials will come fast and furious with the star's camp gets wind of the new cover story in Invent Brangelina Gossip Touch Weekly.

Angelina Jolie has been running around on Brad Pitt, according to this unreliable, but hilarious tabloid report. The new twist to this age-old rumor?

She has mistresses. As in multiple, female partners.

Angelina Cheating on Brad!

Ever since she was a teen, Jolie has been known as one of Hollywood’s wildest, most profoundly sexual women - and not even Brad can quench that carnal thirst.

According to a "friend," Angelina harbors strong bisexual desires and continues to engage in flings with women behind Brad’s back. She even has a girlfriend!

And got rejected by a stewardess! We call BS on that part. Who's gonna turn down hot, heavy, girl-on-girl, Mile High Club action with Angelina Jolie?!

No flight attendants we know, that's for sure.

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It's like celebrity gossip magazines and websites are actively engaged in a bet over who can make up the most ridiculous Angelina Jolie gossip item this week.

With this latest rumor - that Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga were lovers - celebrity gossip has officially hit a new high. Or low, depending on your perspective.

According to Ian Halperin, author of the recent lie bestseller Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, that's precisely what happened.

Jolie, who is reportedly bisexual, Lady Gaga, a rumored hermaphrodite, had a secret rendezvous at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night, he says.

“Angie is obsessed with Lady Gaga,” a source said.

Aren't we all. That definitely confirms the affair!

Just Gaga

This supposed Lady Gaga tryst is not the first time Angelina Jolie has been accused of cheating on Brad Pitt. Heck, it's not even the first time this week!

Last week, In Touch spoke to Anna Kowalski, a housekeeper who worked at the Waldorf-Astoria in NYC, who claimed Angelina had sex with a dialect coach.

“The room was a disaster,” Anna said. “There were empty vodka bottles everywhere. The bed was covered with black rubber sheets ... there were sex toys on it.”

This was widely denied, but it was just the beginning.

Then two days ago, four different tabloids unleashed a deluge of reports claiming Brangelina was done for ... and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are totally back on.

Jolie has previously spoken of her desire to have an open relationship. For whatever reason, Star, Life & Style and their ilk seem determined to tell us she's in one.