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It's not enough that Maddox Jolie-Pitt plays soccer. His dad wants him to be the best.

Reportedly, the adorable tyke's pop, Brad Pitt, is hoping to land a rather experienced, handsome tutor to assist Maddox with his dribbling and shooting.

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Some guy named David Beckham.

Reports out of the UK say that Pitt has asked the soccer superstar to give his adopted son some one-on-one lessons on the pitch.

Maddox is already enrolled at Beckham's Soccer Academy in LA. Will the British star accept the American actor's request? Probably. Unless he's too busy staring at his wife's boobs.

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Hey, Brad, if things don't work out with that Angelina Jolie person, we know who you could court next.

Can you say Brashton?

Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher

Indeed, Ashton Kutcher has opened up about your fabulous body, telling a recent interviewer that your pecs and bis may have him thinking of going bi.

"I went and saw Troy, I was with my wife (Demi Moore) and with a friend, and every time Brad came on and he was like naked or whatever, they were like 'Ohh', and I'm like, 'I'm right here, I'm sitting right next to you,'" said Kutcher, "I knew this movie was coming up so I went out and hired Brad Pitt's trainer."

The self-admitted "pack-a-day smoker" who "hadn't really worked out since high school" had a tough time getting into top shape for The Guardian and admits he's already on a downward spiral since shooting wrapped.

"No. I'm done... I'll train for the next one, it's fine, I'll run a little bit, I'll stay in shape, I can still do some pull-up's and I do some push-ups and stuff but it's just brutal. It's a full time job it keep yourself in that kind of shape, it's no joke."

The Gossip knows, Ash. Our jealously of Perez Hilton has led to daily typing exercises and mouse click marathons.

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Madonna may have lost out to Jesus in a recent comparison, but she appears to have the number of Britney Spears - about 50 million of them.

According to the 2007 edition of the Guinness Book of Records Madonna is the highest paid female singer on the planet, taking that title away from Spears, who had held it since 2001 after earning around $38 million the year before.

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In other recordable news ...

  • Janet Jackson also replaced Spears in Web rankings for the world's most searched-for female and most-searched-for news item.
  • Leading men in the category of most-searched-for is an actor you may have heard of: Brad Pitt.
  • Elsewhere, Nicole Kidman set the record for the highest salary per minute for an actor (a reported $3.71 million for a four-minute commercial for Chanel No. 5)
  • Oprah Winfrey is named the highest-paid person on TV ($225 million, according to the last Forbes power ranking).

Also, American Idol star Simon Cowell is the highest paid TV talent-show judge (about $34 million), while Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling has the highest annual earnings for a children's author, with an estimated $64 million.

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As Brangelina focuses on charitable causes, let's hope the couple doesn't lose sight of another important cause:

Their marriage -- err, their unholy, live-in relationship between hot man and woman.

Brangelina at the Oscars

What would threaten such a pretty paradise? Reports that Brad Pitt wants another child ... NOW! Rumors are circulating that Pitt wants to impregnante his girlfriend again soon.

"Brad wants another child, preferably a boy â€" but he wants a biological boy," said a Page Six source. "He is adamant and wants her to get pregnant again right away."

Angelina Jolie, on the other hand, isn't anxious to fire up her baby maker at the moment.

The actress would consider adopting once more, but is also on schedule for a hectic working year, with at least three films on tap.

Right now, the Brangelina brood conists of two adopted children, Maddox and Zahara, and one biological kid, Shiloh Nouvel.

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Insiders and sources are talking (anonymously, of course),a nd you know damn well that T.H. Gossip is there when that happens... especially when peeps are talking about Tom Cruise.

The word on the street is that Paramount, which recently fired its golden boy Cruise for his alleged insanity, is gunning for Brad Pitt to take over for Tom in the next installment of the Mission: Impossible dynasty.

Cameron and Tom

At least, that's what various reports say that various other reports in London's Daily Mail, the Evening Standard, the Philadelphia Inquirer and the Bipolar Times (which covers Cruise's career) are saying.

Brad apparently would not play Tom's Ethan Hunt character.

"They're set on Brad taking over as a gutsy new head operative who puts together his own unique team of specialists," the Daily Mail quotes an anonymous insider as saying.

Ethan would be retired off to some sunny isle with his new wife, leaving Shiloh's pop to fight bad guys and pull off some stunts so crazy, you'd swear they were... impossible? Anyway, Paramount is reportedly being real gutsy by offering Brad $39 million for the flick.

We haven't crunched the numbers, but that's got to be more than enough for Brangelina to travel to Ghana or somewhere and adopt a host of new children. Or purchase Ghana.

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Proud parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are fed up. At world hunger and abject poverty, sure. But also at the results of our exclusive new celebrity baby POLL! Their lovely young child has not jumped out to the commanding cuteness lead many oddsmakers expected!

With all the commotion made over the Suri Cruise mystery and with a hyper-fertile Britney Spears cranking out two kids in just under a year, Brangelina is feeling all but forgotten about. And they're not gonna stand for it.

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The couple took the time to submit a few pics of baby Shiloh to us, and even threw in a bonus pic of Zahara in order to further make their case. No Maddox, though -- we already talked about that little dude this week. See below:

NOTE: They didn't really send these pics, we found them on the Internets.

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You can't blame Maddox Jolie-Pitt for often feeling left out. The tyke is considered the cutest celebrity baby out there, yet all he hears about is his sister, Shiloh.

Or that Scientology spawn, Suri Cruise.

Maddox Jolie-Pitt Picture

And just when that drama calms down, Britney Spears goes ahead and gives birth once more.

Is it any wonder that little Maddox feels bitter and betrayed? He's obviously trying to ditch the spotlight of Hollywood in exchange for the glory of the soccer field. Just take a look at him here, trying to bend it like David Beckham.

Let's see Shiloh do this!

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While in Toronto, Ontario, promoting his new film, Brad Pitt ripped Mel Gibson by referencing the troubled actor/director's recent DUI arrest as cameras snapped his photo.

"That's the picture that's going to end up when I have a breakdown or something ... when I get arrested for a DUI late at night, make racial slurs or something," Pitt joked to reporters.

Beautiful Brangelina Pic

Pitt also talked candidly about his children with Angelina Jolie, and how he worries about them seeing his past films.

"Oh my God, what did I do? What are they gonna see? Films from the past, I start making that list and... [shakes head, pauses] It definitely colors what I'll approach in the future, I'll try to be a little bit more mature about my decisions."

Maddox, Zahara and little baby Shiloh probably won't be seeing Seven or Interview with the Vampire anytime soon, but let's not forget about some of Angelina's works here. Original Sin, anyone? Oooooh. That's right, Brangelina. While you might not be getting married in the near future, you're in this together when it comes to parenting.

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When will Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get married?

It's a question on the minds of all fans - and Pitt recently gave an interesting, liberal answer.

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"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor says in Esquire magazine's October issue.

Lance Bass, Ellen DeGeneres and even non-celebrity homosexuals, we think he's talking about you.

Speaking about he and Jolie's kids, Pitt makes it clear that his adopted brood mean as much to him as the baby he and Angelina had together, Shiloh.

Pitt says he "cannot imagine life" without children, Maddox, 5, and Zahara, 1.

"They're as much of my blood as any natural born, and I'm theirs," says Pitt. "That's all I can say about it. I can't live without them. So: Anyone considering (adoption), that's my vote."

Pitt, who plays a world traveler in the upcoming drama Babel, believes in a laid-back parenting style.

"I try not to stifle them in any way," he says. "If it's not hurting anyone, I want them to be able to explore. Sometimes that means they're quite rambunctious."

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Sort of.

But just as Jennifer Aniston worked to keep her breasts private, an artist with far too much time on his hands plans on making them public ...

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  • Jennifer Aniston Topless

... while inserting them in a threesome with ex-husband Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!

Yes, Daniel Edwards has decided to start a bronze sculpture depicting these three celebrities in a rather intimate setting. According to reports, Jolie and Aniston aren't too pleased with this news and plan on doing everything they can to keep the sculpture from being exhibited, but Pitt doesn't seem to have a problem with it.

Shocking.

Edwards, of course, is the same idiot who made headlines with his sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. Poor guy has to keep one-upping himself.

This guy really needs a hobby. Well, a new hobby.