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According to Us Weekly, adopting a child and helping with rebuilding efforts in New Orleans earns a couple more points than posing naked, starring in a record-breaking movie and paying celebrity gossip photographers to snap contrived pictures of yourselves making out, on the beach, in pumpkin patches...

For shame.

The drawn out complaint above is based on the fact that the tabloid has named Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as its couple of the year. Its reasoning?

"America couldn't stop watching Jolie and Pitt as they juggled two hot careers and went from three kids to four (Pax, 4, joined in March)..."

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We're big fans of Brangelina, but they're so 2006. This year truly belonged to a pair of younger, over-exposed couples:

Told of the snub - even Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes beat he and Montag out for second place - Pratt said:

"Brangelina can have this award. I still have an angel in Heidi Montag, the most beautiful girl in the entire world. Plus I will be running for governor of California in 2010."

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Don't expect you're gonna see Brad Pitt nude any longer. The hunk has sworn off such explicit material because he doesn't want his kids to see it.

"I don't want to be embarrassed when my kids get old enough to see my films," Brad Pitt told the BBC. "I can't see any more nude scenes in my career."

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A naked Brad Pitt previously burned up the big screen in Thelma and Louise and Troy - as well as with a nude Angelina Jolie in the flick Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Zahara and Shiloh won't be seeing Brad Pitt naked on screen.

As for his future in films, the Pitt is promoting The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, and told the BBC he's "got very few films left. Who knows how many I'll get to do, so I want to do something I'm interested in. Otherwise, I don't want to bother. I think it's a younger person's game."

Brad Pitt recently dropped out of the film State of Play, and also said he wasn't interested in making any more movies of the Ocean's Eleven variety.

"There's no more," he said of the series of flicks he made with George Clooney, Matt Damon and Andy Garcia. "I think we need to put away childish things."

And Brad Pitt nude. Consider that put away for good. Sorry guys.

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Brad Pitt loves bedtime.

And it's not because this is when he often sees Angelina Jolie nude.

As People magazine reports, the actor instead looks forward to tucking his kids in and talking closely with the slew of cuties.

"It is a really special time, a time I value and it's that one-on-one time where you really ask the questions and I want to make sure they have that," Pitt told Good Morning America's Diane Sawyer on Friday.

It all stems from Pitt's own childhood, which he relayed to Sawyer in 1997 on ABC's Primetime.

"The three of us siblings, we'd jump in our beds, separate rooms, and we'd all be yelling for [mom], because she'd take turns coming from room to room, right? And we'd just talk for hours sometimes. Just talk," he said.

They'd also dance sometimes. But the gorgeous actor doesn't wanna pass around this talent - or lackthereof - to his kids:  Maddox, 6, Pax, 3, Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 1.

"We hope they're not soaking up our moves because they'd be seriously lacking in their future. We'll get them some proper training," he said of himself and Jolie. "There's a lot of dancing around the house, a lot of music time."

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Move over, Zanessa!

The new generation's Brangelina has been hogging the headlines from the old generation's Brangelina. With that in mind, Brad Pitt recently stepped up and announced he and Angelina Jolie's future intentions.

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Are they ready for another child?

"Yeah we're ready," Pitt said.

As everyone knows, Brad and Angelina have adopted children from Cambodia, Vietnam and Ethiopia - with a biological child named Shiloh Nouvel tossed in there - but Pitt didn't indicate whether they intend to adopt this time.

Brad Pitt has seen Angelina Jolie nude. He may do so again shortly in order to impregnate her with another child.

According to the Associated Press, the actor said that fatherhood may be robbing him of his beauty sleep, but it's a worthwhile trade-off.

"It's the most fun I've ever had and also the biggest pain... I've ever experienced," Pitt said when asked what it was like to become a father to four children in such a short period of time. "I love it and can't recommend it any more highly â€" although sleep is nonexistent."

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You may never get to see Angelina Jolie nude. But you will have a chance to lick the body of this gorgeous actress.

Sort of.

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The Australian government is coming out with a postage stamp of the world's best looking couple. No, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, we're certainly not talking about you.

But The Sydney Morning Herald reports that Jolie, Brad Pitt and daughter Shiloh, will be reproduced from the cover of New Idea magazine and slapped onto a 50 cent stamp. We assume Maddox and Pax Thien are outraged by the snub.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Shiloh are gracing a stamp Down Under.

A New Idea spokesman said: "These stamps will become instantly collectible and sought after by philatelists around the country."

That's a fancy word for "stamp collectors." The same way that "Tyraists" is a fancy word for those that enjoy seeing Tyra Banks nude.

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Did the Brangelina birthday celebration for Angelina Jolie match what the family put together for Shiloh Nouvel last month?

It would appear that way, as Brad Pitt went all-out to celebrate his lovely ladyfriend's 32nd birthday on June 4, filling their home in L.A.'s Los Feliz neighborhood with flowers.

He also surprised her with a gold ring adorned with the birthstones of their four children - Shiloh, Zahara, Maddox and Pax Thien - and treated her to a very special meal.

"He cooked an AMAZING dinner," a Jolie friend tells Us magazine. "She was so excited, she talked about [Brad's gifts] all day!"

Because waking up next to that gorgeous man every day isn't enough of a gift on its own.

Although they hit the red carpet together at the L.A. premiere of Ocean's Thirteen the next day, Pitt passed on the film's June 7 premiere in Chicago and instead joined Jolie for dinner with the father of Daniel Pearl (the slain reporter on whom her drama A Mighty Heart is based).

It was an important evening for the couple, one Jennifer Aniston is probably better off not reading about.

Then again, she has a stud muffin of her own to be spoiled by these days in the form of Paul Sculfor.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's latest family addition has officially taken their surnames.

A Santa Monica court on Thursday approved Pax Thien Jolie's name change to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt, a court clerk confirms to People magazine. The name is a mouthful, but at least the child is adorable. And visible, unlike Jayden James Federline.

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Pax, 3, was adopted from a Vietnamese orphanage in March, joining Pitt and Jolie's children Maddox, 5, Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 1.

Because Vietnamese law makes it difficult for unmarried couples to adopt, Jolie adopted Pax on her own, but he is being raised by both her and Pitt. In April, Jolie formally requested that the court change her new son's name to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt.

In January 2006, after Jolie made a similar request in the same court, her other adopted children, Maddox and Zahara, were officially named Jolie-Pitt. The decisions have worked out, at least according to celebrity gossip fans.

After all, Jolie is not currently receiving many votes on our Worst Celebrity Mother poll.

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It's a battle of Hollywood vs. Bollywood!

While most readers are familiar with the pair known as "Brangelina" in the States, a contender is emerging from abroad for the title of Hottest, Coolest Couple on the Planet. And no, it isn't David and Victoria Beckham.

Much Worse

Over the weekend, Bollywood stars Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan finally tied the knot after months of hype.

And while Bachchan didn't cheat on Jennifer Aniston during his courtship of the former Miss World, the love birds are still being compared to a certain powerful pair of actors in America.

Does Angelina Jolie have the strength to compete with Aishwarya after months spent adopting another child and not eating? And can Brad Pitt stave off the popularity of Abhishek? Or is the Hollywood hunk too busy playing the role of cute father to Shiloh Nouvel?

Only time will tell. In the meantime, Katie Price, her huge boobs and her husband, Peter Andre, will be doing all they can to make a similarly big name for themselves across the world.

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Everyone together now: Awww!!!

For those that thought it doesn't get much cuter than Brad Pitt, try this picture on for size: Brad Pitt and his adorable daughter, Shiloh Nouvel.

Worried About Shiloh!

The famous father and his celebrity baby were downright delicious on the set of his new movie, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, this week. And the proud papa will soon have another tyke to carry around, now that partner Angelina Jolie is child shopping in Vietnam.

Just look at that cutie pie, Shiloh. She's pulling a Jake Gyllenhaal, chock full of unbridled enthusiasm over a new little relative in her life. What a mature toddler.

We just hope Maddox and Zahara feel the same way ...

Brad Pitt Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Shawnee, Oklahoma
Full Name
William Bradley Pitt

Brad Pitt Quotes

I'm impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can't get me. You cannot break me down.

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