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Seriously, Star ought to start publishing itself as fan fiction.

According to the venerable celebrity gossip tabloid, whose writers really need a raise, after making secret plans for a 1 a.m. rendezvous, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston got together at a New York City hotel and spent two hours - alone!

In a "blockbuster exclusive" - which is pretty easy to snag when you make up the story - Star reveals, thanks to a tell-all interview with the driver who brought Jen to the Gramercy Park Hotel, that the ex-couple went to great lengths not to be seen.

This explains why there were no photos of Jen and Brad together ... just a cover featuring two separate photos made to look like they were together.

Hilarious Jen and Brad Cover

"It was well planned so no one would see them," says the anonymous driver, who claims that the pair spent more than two hours alone together in the back of the Gramercy's nearly deserted 18th floor Private Roof Club and Garden.

"They were really careful not to be spotted."

This isn't the first time Brad has engaged in a made-up rendezvous concocted by Star Magazine that ended with him getting to see Jennifer Aniston nude.

They were not even remotely shuttled around New York City in a black SUV on April 23, sipping Starbucks and chatting in separate cities with other people.

Knowing how Angelina Jolie reacted when she first caught Brad talking to Jen on the phone recently, insiders say she's not going to be happy about this.

Well, she probably be wouldn't if it were true anyway.

"When Angelina finds out about this reunion, she'll go ballistic," says a fictitious source, assessing the situation with great expertise and wisdom.

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From Zanessa to Taylena, young couples with catchy monikers are almost making people forget about the nicknamed pairing that started it all:

Brangelina.

Indeed, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt can't exactly be found coming out of Hyde every night, but the beautiful twosome still knows how to pose for photographers when the situation calls for it.

This week, the pair was spotted at the Cannes Film Festival, as they sauntered down the red carpet for the world premiere of Inglourious Basterds. Directed by Quentin Tarantino, the movie showcases Pitt as the leader of a group tasked with killing as many Nazis as possible.

While he may play a brute on screen, the actor is really a lover at heart. He's proven as much over the years in Cannes, as he and Jolie can never keep their hands off one another at the event...

A Premiere Couple

Click on the Brangelina pics above to enlarges PDA-laden photos of Pitt and Jolie at the Cannes Film Festival.

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There's a new celebrity war raging. Well, a celebrity news war.

Us Weekly has launched an offensive against InTouch Weekly, using two full pages of their new issue to rip their rivals' bogus Brangelina gossip over the years.

Us reproduced 21 InTouch covers dating back to 2005, then shreds the fake stories one by one, killing its celebrity gossip counterpart over their articles.

Some of which are pretty great. At least three wedding reports and five accounts of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie splitting up, with some inventive Jennifer Aniston stories tossed in for good measure, made it into the collage of lies.

InTouch fired back: "We are flattered that our competition pays so much attention to InTouch that they were willing to devote a 2-page spread to us."

Mmm. They've got a point there, but come on, look at these headlines. After you've blatantly lied 17 times, doesn't the 18th fail to carry the same weight?

All we know is somewhere, Star Magazine is celebrating for not being called out.

Click to enlarge the hilarious photo montage below ...

Fake Brangelina News Covers

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From possibly having another baby to possibly calling it quits.

Some random magazine from Great Britain, Grazia, claims Brad Pitt flew to the family’s French mansion alone over Easter. For what purpose?

To nab his portion of he and Angelina Jolie's art collection, naturally, because the most beautiful couple ever created is supposedly on the verge ending its relationship.

“It’s going to be one of Hollywood’s nastiest breakups," a source said. "There’s talk of lawyers being brought in to divide their assets and decide custody arrangements. Their relationship has soured to the extent that they aren’t even talking."

Right. We'll believe that when we believe that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag won't be reading off cue cards for their wedding.

This (totally untrue) rumor at least gives us an excuse to post numerous Brangelina pics. Click on each for a larger version...

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 71st week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

When Brad Pitt, Shiloh Nouvel and Pax Thien take a stroll, the material is endless. Well maybe not. But Sammy M. still sent in a great one. Congratulations!

Brad Pitt and Kids

The Curious Life of Being Whipped by Angelina Jolie.

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From an acting standpoint, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have a ways to go before being spoken of in the same breath as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

The High School Musical duo is already challenging them in terms of pure popularity, however, and their collective sexiness was on display at the Oscars.

Britney Spears, Plaid Shirt

Two sexy couples. Trend-setting dresses and hot tuxes. The biggest night in all of entertainment. Who will win this celebrity fashion face-off for the ages?

Who looked better at the Oscars?

 

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Brangelina has landed in Japan.

And the couple has brought its babies along for the ride!

Tiger and Charlie Woods

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt made a rare public appearance at Narita International Airport in Tokyo on Tuesday, each cradling a different twin child.

Here's a look at Jolie with the adorable Vivienne, while Pitt holds the ruggedly handsome Knox close:

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W Magazine, which sparked controversy by publishing photos of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding in its November 2008 issue, is taking the safe route this February.

Jolie's beautiful boyfriend is featured on the cover, as Brad Pitt opens up about life as a father and as a movie star.

Pitt is currently appearing in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which is garnering Oscar buzz for the film and its main attraction. There's little wonder why.

Click on the Brad Pitt pics above for larger shots of this handsome actor.

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In good times and in boredom, in 5150 psychiatric holds and in health, the celebrity gossip media's love affair with Britney Spears continued throughout 2008.

The pop star ranks No. 1 for the year in USA Today's Celebrity Heat Index, which measures exposure in various print and online entertainment news outlets.

Wow What a Dick

Britney Spears, who was No. 1 in 2007, took the top spot 11 weeks this year, the most of any celebrity. She first appeared at No. 1 in early January, as she experienced two stints in Los Angeles area hospitals after displaying erratic behavior.

Eleven months later, she topped the list yet again as her new album, Circus, soared to #1 on the charts. No word on whether she's really dating Sandip Soparrkar, but regardless, for celeb news publications, it's all Britney, all the time!

Following Britney Spears: Angelina Jolie, No. 2, who celebrated the birth of twins in July with partner Brad Pitt, No. 4, and his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, No. 3.

Although Jolie, Aniston and Pitt all ranked after Spears individually, collective coverage of Pitt and his lovers past and present topped the charts for 14 weeks.

Among the Top 10: Jamie Lynn Spears and Tom Cruise made the upper tier, but Paris Hilton and Anna Nicole Smith dropped out - the latter most likely for good.

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Who knew December 18 would be such a huge day for celebrity birthdays?

Two of our five featured celebs are acclaimed actors (and form parts of huge Hollywood power couples). One has been nominated for a dozen Grammys and sold 42 million albums. Another was nearly stripped of her Miss USA crown after cocaine and alcohol abuse (plus girl-on-girl action). The last raps and has been arrested like 79 times.

Give it up for Brad Pitt, Katie Holmes, Christina Aguilera Tara Conner and DMX!

Here's a little photo tribute to the birthday boys and girls. Click to enlarge ...

  • Suri, Tom, Katie
  • Christina Aguilera Nude Pic
  • DMX Mug Shot (Yawn)
  • Smiling DMX Mug Shot
  • A Mug Shot of DMX
  • Earl Simmons Mug Shot
  • DMX Mug Shot

Brad Pitt Biography

Us Weekly Honor Brad Pitt might just be the best looking man on the planet. He's also a very talented actor and seems to be a legitimate humanitarian.... More »
Born
Birthplace
Shawnee, Oklahoma
Full Name
William Bradley Pitt

Brad Pitt Quotes

I'm impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can't get me. You cannot break me down.

Brad Pitt

Our seven-year-old was searching the word 'weapons' on Google the other day and ended up on some white-supremacist site. I'm sure now we're on all kinds of watch lists.

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