Divorce rumors have plagued Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert since the day the country power couple got hitched. The most recent round of speculation comes courtesy of Life & Style who reported this week that it's all over for Blake and Miranda.
Shelton and Lambert are as renowned for their cool wit as for their music, so the couple took to Twitter to address this rumor in their usual sarcastic fashion:
"Sh*t! I hope I get all the liquor in the divorce," wrote Shelton, continuing his long tradition of boozy tweets (Highlight: "I'm so drunk I just tried to change the channel on my fish tank").
Joining in on the act, Miranda tweeted "AND the imaginary baby?!" referring to reports (also from Life & Style) that Shelton and Lambert are expecting.
The latest round of rumors are so widely agreed to be BS that dozens of fans began joking with the couple: