by Free Britney at . Comments

Amy Winehouse is quite the cat's meow on Facebook, at least according to Blake Fielder-Civil. Wait until you hear why we chose that particular expression.

According to multiple British celebrity gossip tabloids, the "Rehab" crooner has been chatting away ... under her cat Shirley's social networking profile.

Shirley's #1 "friend" is none other than Wino's ex, Blake Fielder-Civil.

The two were granted a provisional divorce last month following their tumultuous two-year union. Their legal divorce is set to be finalized on August 28.

Amy has been on "vacation" from December-August in St. Lucia, while Blake Fielder-Civil has been cleaning up in rehab. We've heard that before.

  • Miss Winehouse
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Amy and Blake have reconnected on Facebook, however, thanks to Shirley.

According to reports, Shirley has posted several status updates, including one in which she says she loves "Sailor," a known nickname Amy has for her ex.

Blake, who has been relentlessly trashing Wino in the tabloids lately, has an evolving relationship status on his profile, starting with the "single" declaration when he first joined, followed by "it's complicated," and now "married." Obviously.

If there were any doubt that there's somethin' a brewin' between the former lovers and spouses, all you have to do is see Shirley's latest "purr" to Blake:

"Sailor, sort it you're her co-hort. consort still. as you both know you're unswerving. just as much as you're deserving."

Couldn't have said it better ourselves.

by Free Britney at . Comments

The headline of this post, along with the ridiculous picture below, pretty much tell you everything you need to know, but we'll elaborate a little.

Troubled singer Amy Winehouse posted this photo – in which a nude Blake Fielder-Civil exposes himself – on her Facebook profile recently.

But Amy, who just celebrated her 25th birthday, will have to wait a little longer to see the real thing as Blake has chosen to remain in prison.

That's right. Rather than accept early release, he'll be staying in the can.

Blake Fielder-Civil Nude

Yes, that's Blake Fielder-Civil nude. Don't ask us about the eye patch.

In his defense, living with one's parents does suck. In order to be granted an early release, Blake Fielder-Civil would have to be under house arrest in the residence of his mother, Georgette, and wear an electronic monitor at all times.

A source told the UK's The Sun: "It was all set for him to be released, but Blake refused to go to anywhere other than Camden. He doesn’t want to go somewhere where he can’t be reunited with Amy and his friends. He’d rather stay inside."

At least he can send her naked photos in the meantime.

Blake Fielder-Civil Biography

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Blake Fielder-Civil Quotes

Me and Amy are always gonna be close but we've decided we're better as friends. The fact is we're in an open relationship (well I didn't know we were til recently!!!) but I don't want that. I just want a loyal sweet, staunch, slutty girlfriend.

Blake Fielder-Civil [to pen pal Melissa Goldstone]

Everyone blames the drugs for [Amy Winehouse] being a f****** mess (or they blame me), but to be honest I've done drugs all my f****** life and it didn't turn me into a complete **** ... well a little bit I guess.

Blake Fielder-Civil [to pen pal Melissa Goldstone]
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