Michael Lohan has just reached out to fellow embattled celeb dad Billy Ray Cyrus in an open letter. We have no earthly idea why, so don't even ask.
Billy Ray raised eyebrows earlier this week when he told GQ that Satan and daughter Miley's star-making gig on Hannah Montana ruined his family.
He says he's desperate to get his famous offspring "sheltered from the storm." Those words clearly hit close to home for the father of Lindsay Lohan.
If anyone knows what it's like to help his little girl follow her dreams into show business and explode into a bigger star anyone could've imagined, it's MiLo.
If anyone also knows what it's like to see that little girl's innocence stripped away, and for her to become embroiled in one scandal after another, it's MiLo.
If anyone knows what it's like to become estranged while in prison, then resort to ridiculous stunts like booking her on Letterman without her consent ...
Okay, Billy Ray didn't do that. But there are some similarities, people!
They're spelled out in Michael's open letter to the Cyrus patriarch ...