Bill O'Reilly

David Letterman and Bill O'Reilly have had some memorable exchanges in the past, and last night's visit by O'Reilly to The Late Show certainly followed suit.

In fact, it took two minutes for Letterman to point-blank call him a goon.

Letterman, who warmed our hearts when he got married to his longtime partner Regina Lasko last month, is certainly not losing touch with his cranky side.

Accusing Bill O'Reilly of being "too smart to say the things he says," cutting him off frequently and telling him he's not that entertaining (or a journalist), Dave showed his lack of tolerance for people he deems self-important and unfunny.

For his part, Bill wasn't exactly backing down. The result was a tense interview that ofen turned more bitter than comedic, but was certainly entertaining:

David Letterman and Bill O'Reilly Fight!

Remember when Bill O'Reilly ignited a feud with Jessica Alba? That was funny.

Now, the Fox News host has singled out another actor, one that possesses a few more acting chops than Alba.

In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter this week, O'Reilly said he won't watch Sean Penn movies, due to the actor's political views.

"He's a great actor, and if you hire him, you'll get a good performance," O'Reilly said. "I'm just not going to give a guy who gives aid and comfort to people like [Iran president Mahmoud] Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez and Saddam Hussein, when he was alive, my 10 bucks. That's my right as an American."

Are you sure, Bill? Milk was really, really good.

Are you on Team Bill or Team Sean?

So much for the end of partisan bickering under the Barack Obama era.

When asked by a producer of The O'Reilly Factor if she had a Presidential Inauguration shout-out for host Bill O'Reilly, Jessica Alba replied:

"No, he's kind of an... kind of an a--hole. A little bit."

O'Reilly vs. Alba

In the clip above, O'Reilly fires back. After the actress added that she doesn't actually watch O'Reilly's program, the conservative blow hard said:

"[We] believe Miss Alba is misguided and would benefit greatly if she actually did watch The Factor."

Choose a side in this tremendous feud:

For all the criticism the media and blog world (this celebrity gossip site included) has endured for supposedly biased coverage of Gov. Sarah Palin and pregnant daughter Bristol, some of her biggest fans may be a tad hypocritical, as well.

Case in point: Bill O'Reilly.

Here's what the Fox News personality had to say about Bristol Palin ...

"Millions of families are dealing with teen pregnancy, and as long as society doesn't have to support the mother, father or baby, it is a personal matter. Some Americans will judge Governor Palin and her family, and she will have a hard time running for vice president if there is much more chaos. For the sake of her and her family, we hope things calm down. This country needs a vibrant policy debate, not a soap opera."

This would be a fair assessment if it weren't only because he likes Palin's politics. Here's what he said last year about pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears:

"On the pinhead front, 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. The sister of Britney says she is shocked. I bet. Now most teens are pinheads in some ways. But here the blame falls primarily on the parents of the girl, who obviously have little control over her or even over Britney Spears. Look at the way she behaves. And by the way, the mother, Lynne Spears, has reportedly already sold pictures of the upcoming baby of her 16-year-old for a million bucks. Incredible pinhead."

No one is calling Sarah Palin Lynne Spears. But does this mean Bristol is a pinhead? And by this logic, shouldn't he simply leave Jamie Lynn alone?

Makes you think.

Bill O'Reilly.

Whether he's trying to insert himself into the Miley Cyrus topless pic debate, calling out Snoop Dogg or letting Hillary Clinton chop his nuts off interviewing Hillary Clinton on national TV, this "no spin" journalist sparks controversy.

In case you haven't noticed, Bill O'Reilly can get pretty fired up.

Still, this behind-the-scenes clip from Bill's days as host of Inside Edition is shocking even for him. Apparently someone was screwing up on the teleprompter. Bill goes through several takes, then absolutely flips the f*%k out.

WARNING: Hilarious, scary clip of temperamental ass clown contains profanity.

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Conservative Fox News host Bill O'Reilly is a moron. Seriously. The political pundit makes Spencer Pratt look like a Rhodes Scholar.

We were willing to put up with O'Reilly's nonsense (really, Bill, New Orleans doesn't have any homeless people?) until now: he has called for a "conference" to discuss the latest leaked photos of Miley Cyrus. Here's a look at them:

"Look, we have so few role models, particularly for little girls in this country," O'Reilly said on his show Wednesday. "She is the main one. I hate to see this... Parents all over the country like this girl because she is clean-cut."

In particular, the talk show host with way too much time on his hands cited the picture of Miley exposing her bra, referring to it as "a teasy, peek-a-boo thing."

In a related note, we often refer to Bill O'Reilly as a "pompous, misguided, lunatic of a thing."

Kim Kardashian vs. Ray J.

Heather Mills vs. Paul McCartney.

The Game vs. Vida Guerra.

With most good celebrity feuds, it's easy to pick a side. But who do you even root for when the gloves come off between the blubbering FOX News blowhard, Bill O'Reilly, and that annoying, delusional gargoyle (and The View) co-host, Rosie O'Donnell?

It's a damn good question. According to O'Reilly, who's gone off on the rotund one three times in the past week, Rosie O'Donnell is not just "nutty," she's the enemy ... of America.

Yeah. Rosie O'Donnell felt O'Reilly's wrath again yesterday night on The O'Reilly Factor, with Bill calling her a "radical" and "dangerous," even suggesting - as a financial newspaper did - that she's been spewing anti-American propaganda.

In his "Talking Points" segment last night, Bill O'Reilly picked up an Investor's Business Daily editorial calling O'Donnell "Tokyo Rosie" - a reference to "Tokyo Rose," the nickname American soldiers gave Japanese women who broadcast anti-American messages during World War II. Tara Conner had no comment.

Yikes. As hard as it is to pick a favorite in this dustup, we're guessing Donald Trump would second Bill's "view," while Snoop Dogg would eloquently tell O'Reilly to suck on...

Forget it. As of this posting, Rosie O'Donnell had posted no response on her usual soapbox, rosie.com. But give it an hour or two.

Wherever Snoop Dogg goes, controversy and possible arrests (or rumors of arrests later proven false) are sure to follow. Hey, so it goes when you're Snoop Dogg. This is especially true on the Doggfather's recent European tour with Diddy.

Not to worry, Snoop Dogg hasn't been thrown into the pound this time - but when he made an appearance on a Dutch TV recently, an interviewer asked the noted fan of weed and guns to touch upon the subject of Bill O'Reilly.

That's up there with Suge Knight on the list of Snoop's favorite topics. After all, the bombastic Fox News blowhard once ambushed Snoop's lawyer / backup singer / ho with accusations that Snoop was selling drugs.

Snoop, who is by all accounts a nice dude, was quick to dispense with all diplomacy in sharing his thoughts about Bill O'Reilly, including a request for O'Reilly to... let's say, perform a certain act, if he were so inclined. See below.

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