Beyonce

Last night, on Saturday Night Live, Justin Timberlake truly brought sexy back.

The singer appeared in a skit alongside musical guest Beyonce, acting as a back up dancer for a video for her single, "Single Ladies."

JT donned a leotard. And black pumps. It was a beautiful, hilarious sight...

JT on SNL

Beyonce releases her third solo album on Tuesday, November 18.

The CD would be a guaranteed success even if the singer were not posing nude on its cover. But she is. And it's hot.

Sorry, Jay Z, but we may stare at this artwork for a long time.

The unusual name of the album "I Am… Sasha Fierce," refers to Beyonce’s alter ego, a moniker she has given her performance character.

Beyonce is known almost as much for her changing looks as she is for her catchy songs and performances on the big screen.

One second, the singer is sporting long and straight hair; the next second, it's bunched up in a wavy bun.

Take a look at the contrasting style below and let us know which you prefer:

What subprime mortgage crisis?

Beyonce was recently spotted on the set of her new movie, Obsessed, seemingly intrigued by a real estate sign advertising a sold property.

Might the Dreamgirls star and husband Jay-Z be in the market for a new home? Might this just be a scene from the aforementioned film?

Regardless, neither Beyonce nor her character ought to consider an interest-only mortgage. It just isn't fiscally responsible.

This shouldn't come as a shock to any celebrity gossip followers - as rumors have swirled for days - but a source told People Magazine that Beyonce and Jay Z got married last night.

"It happened earlier this evening. Jay wanted it to be a really private affair â€" close friends and family," the friend said.

The ceremony was followed by a party at the rapper's Tribeca apartment that. In attendance were Beyoncé's mother Tina Knowles, her father/manager Mathew, her sister Solange, her Destiny's Child pals Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, and the couple's friend Gwyneth Paltrow.

Will Beyonce take her new husband's last name? Will she now be known as Beyonce Z?

Canadians enjoy universal health care, fewer homicides per year and more opportunities to see Beyonce Knowles' boobs than the average American.

During a recent concert in Toronto, the beautiful singer accidentally flashed the audience during a rendition of Deja Vu. Her shirt flew up like Marilyn Monroe's dress, making this a quick moment of bare hotness. It wasn't exactly a drawn out pose, such as the one David Beckham nude gave fans awhile ago.

At least Jay Z's one true love was able to smile about the incident. And why not? A half-naked Beyonce has nothing to be ashamed of.

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Justin Timberlake and Beyoncé Knowles scored seven nominations each for this year's MTV Video Music Awards, it was announced on MTV's Total Request Live Tuesday.

Kanye West and Rihanna, meanwhile, were just shy of the top spots with five nominations each, while newcomer Amy Winehouse received three.

The latest hit for Justin Timberlake, "What Goes Around ... Comes Around," will face off with Beyoncé's "Irreplaceable," West's "Stronger," Rihanna's "Umbrella," Winehouse's "Rehab" and electro duo Justice's "D.A.N.C.E." for the video of year honors.

Kanye West and Rihanna (and sporting a cane) were on TRL Tuesday when the nominations were announced â€" as were fellow scheduled performers Chris Brown, Timbaland and Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz.

MTV also announced that the VMAs will be a one-night stand this year, airing live from the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas September 9.

The two-hour show will include eight categories - fan favorites as well as four new slots: Male/female artist of the year, most earthshattering collaboration; monster single of the year and quadruple threat award. No idea what that means, but who cares.

Not nominated for some reason? The amazing Britney Spears. Oh, maybe it's because she hasn't put out in album in like three or four years.

Thanks, as always, to People magazine for this great collection of celebrity quotes from the past week.

"Of course, there are things anybody wishes they didn't have or wishes [there] were more of, but why even bring that up? I think it comes off as bratty."
- Eva Mendes, on being satisfied with her nice naked physique, to Jane

"I am innocent."
- Lindsay Lohan

"Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay! Ohhhhh, Lindsay! And that's my final word on the subject."
- Late-night talk-show host Craig Ferguson (who probably didn't mean that quote in the same way Calum Best once did)

"Don't put it on YouTube."
- Beyoncé, after slipping onstage during a concert performance. Despite her plea, the accident was posted on the Web site multiple times hours later

"F.A.T. means fabulous and thick, full and tasty, fluffy and tender."
- Mo'Nique

"I've actually gained 10 pounds back, which I think I needed. I kind of looked sick, I got down to 180. Now at 190, my clothes fit again. My underwear was big on me, okay?"
- Ian Ziering, on gaining back weight after Dancing with the Stars

"I bring the fear. Does big oil sleep around? Got bad credit? I'll find the dirt. And I will make big oil regret the day it ever uttered the words 'price gouging!'"
- Ben Affleck, in the environmental video Clean My Ride, Flex My Fuel

"I feel like I'm being punk'd."
- Affleck BFF Matt Damon, spoofing himself in an installment of the same campaign

It's difficult to keep giant boobs down.

Just ask a certain pop singer. Oh, you thought we were talking about the numerous Britney Spears nipple slips? Not this time.

Beyonce Knowles did her best impression of Jayden James' mother over the weekend, as a concert performance got slightly out of hand. Or out of shirt, to be exact.

You have to look closely - come on, don't be shy - to get a view of some Beyonce nipple action, but the private parts are definitely made public in the photos below. Sorry, Jay Z. But you've got nothing to be ashamed about here.

We wonder if Jennifer Hudson will just tear off her shirt next. In this highly publicized feud between the pair of divas, you've gotta stay one step ahead of the competition. 

Meanwhile, as you stare at Beyonce's boobs, let us know what you think about this singer's hair. Is it better curly or straight? And whose nipples will we see next?

The good money is on a Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan reprisal, if you ask us.

Thanks to People magazine for this great collection of quote-worthy material from some of our favorite celebrity gossip mainstays...

"Yes, in 10 years. For the moment, there are still so many things I need to accomplish."
- Beyoncé, when asked by the June issue of France's Questions de femmes magazine if she wants to have her own family

"I don't really pay attention to all that. It's only when people start to treat me like one that it really freaks me out."
- Jessica Alba, on the notion of being a sex symbol, to Parade magazine

"I always put one of them in charge. If they bring a little group of guys over to the house to have a pool party or whatever, I just say, 'Dude... you're in charge. If anything happens to one of my daughters, I'm coming to you first, and then I'm going to kill all your friends right in front of you, and you'll be last.'"
- Bruce Willis, pictured with daughter Rumer Willis, on his method for keeping Rumer and her sisters safe from teenage boys

"I cannot stand dealing with people in this business. You have all these people you pay who are supposed to be on your side, but I can't trust them like I can my mother."
- Knocked Up star Katherine Heigl, on choosing her mom as her talent management team

"I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd."
- Nicky Hilton, on sister Paris' jail sentence, which she started serving Sunday night

"My thin phase is gonna go soon."
- Courtney Love, on fearing that she'll reverse her recent dramatic weight loss when she quits smoking, on her Web site

"The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock."
- Police drummer Stewart Copeland, rating his bandmate's performance during a reunion concert in Vancouver, on his Web site

"I'm so happy. Sometimes very tired, but mostly just a happy mother. I like to get [the babies] out now, just go out and show them the world. Say hi to the flowers."
- Marcia Cross on the joys of motherhood

"They've asked me a hundred times, 'Are you married?' How many times can you say you're not married? You get asked all these personal questions and a lot of times I've just got to put some humor in it to deal with it."
- Enrique Iglesias, on why he told the press that he was now divorced from Anna Kournikova, though the still-together couple has never married

"I wasn't afraid of dying as much as I was really afraid of getting my hair cut. It might sound funny, but it's true."
â€" Marilyn Manson, on his childhood fears