Betty White is still going strong at 92 years old, folks.
This is a necessary fact to bring up because a non-funny satire site called Empire News started a death hoax based around the veteran actress and comedian last night, writing of the beloved star:
Betty White Dyes Peacefully in Her Los Angeles Home.
See... it's funny because that form of the word "dyes" refers to one's hair, not one's heartbeat.
Except it's not really funny to joke about death, especially when the subject at hand is a senior citizen.