Bethenny Frankel Fashion

Ashley Greene stars in Breaking Dawn, while Bethenny Frankel is up at dawn every morning to feed her baby daughter.

Okay. We give up. These two celebrities have very little in common, except for this: both walked the white carpet at last night's MTV Video Music Awards.

Greene looked unusually perturbed to be there, while Frankel posed with a big smile on her face, likely wondering: What the heck did I do to earn a spot on this guest list?!? Choose between the pair below:

Who looked prettier at the VMAs?

Let's forget that strange hit-and-run for a moment.

We'll also gloss over the whining and scripted events on Bethenny Getting Married?, easily the most ridiculous concept for a reality show to ever air. (After all, Bethenny is married! There's no question mark needed!)

Instead, let's simply focus on the recent fashion choices made by actress January Jones and professional celebrity Bethenny Frankel.

They each donned a white Alice + Olivia dress at public events over the last couple weeks, though the ladies accompanied the outfit by very different footwear. Compare and contrast now:

Who wore this dress better?

On the surface, Kim Kardashian and Bethenny Frankel may seem like they have nothing in common.

But like Ray J giving it to the former on video, you have to go deeper.

Neither of these celebrities contributes anything of substance to society; both have dark hair, large breasts and a penchant for nudity. Kim has appeared in Playboy and Frankel is going nude for PETA.

The two reality stars also share taste in fashion, as proven below. Compare their looks and vote in our poll:

Who looks better in this outfit?

One is a talentless actress that has somehow landed a role on this fall's Melrose Place remake.

The other is a useless reality star only famous because she spends lots of money on material items.

In other words, Ashlee Simpson and Bethenny Frankel have a similar impact on both society and the celebrity gossip world. They also have similar tastes in fashion.

Mrs. Pete Wenz attended an April party in New York City in the following Phillip Lim dress, while the Real Housewives of New York City star celebrated a Modern Bride event this past week in the same black ruffle-trimmed outfit.

Who looks better in it?