In a photo that was totally not staged, Bethenny Frankel totally did not make thousands of dollars for splashing through the water in a bikini earlier this month in Montauk, New York.
According to Life & Style, it was the first time this reality star donned a bathing suit since giving birth in May and "she looked amazing," said a witness, adding:
"She looked like she'd lost all the baby weight, and she was toned, too. Even her tush was remarkable."
That sound you hear? Jason Hoppy totally slapping that impressive backside. Oohhh yeah!
Frankel says she's lost 33 pounds since squeezing out daughter Bryn this spring. How did she do it?
"There's been no real drastic any thing. I've really been eating, just not like a crazy person," she said, offering up this unhealthy piece of advice: "Taste everything, eat nothing."
We guess that's better than Kim Kardashian and her QuickTrim-based motto for dieting: Eat everything. Crap it all out.