Beth Ostrosky

Howard Stern is a lot more than a man who loves boobs and hates Jay Leno.

He's also a divorcee who tells Rolling Stone this month how much he suffered following his split from his first wife, Alison Burns.

"I was upset that I failed and let down my family, my kids, my ex-wife. It was all very painful," Stern says. "I was totally neurotic... I knew things weren't right, and I said, 'Gee, where am I going to get some answers?'"

Stern turned to random sex once he was single. He explains:

"I was running around, picking up women. Then all of the sudden, it dawned on me that I really didn't need that much sex. I just wanted somebody with me ever minute. I was using women as a surrogate mother. When I tapped into that, it suddenly became very childish behavior."

Phew.

La Toya Jackson has come to her senses.

Following rumors that the entertainer might exploit her brother's death and go Dancing with the Stars, La Toya told Access Hollywood that this wouldn't be the case.

“I’ve been approached to do‘Dancing With the Stars. The fact of the matter is, I won’t be doing it, simply because of the circumstances that (are) going on at the moment.”

While Jackson is out, another interesting competitor might be in.

On his radio show this morning, Howard Stern said wife Beth Ostrosky was heading to Los Angeles to take part in a reality show. That's all the information we have at the moment, but it would make sense.

The final Dancing with the Stars roster wlll be revealed on Monday. Who do you wanna see on it?

Two tall blondes stand before you below.

One begrudgingly stars on Grey's Anatomy, where her character occasionally talks with and makes love to her dead ghost fiance in a weird story possibly written as payback after all her public bashing of the show that made her famous.

The other married Howard Stern for some reason.

But put the colors of their similar dresses together and what you get is a pretty patriotic pair! Beth Ostrosky was red hot in Black Halo in NYC, and Katherine Heigl kept it cool at a boutique opening in Los Angeles ...

We can pretty much guarantee this is the last time Beth Ostrosky, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Aubrey O'Day will be lumped together in an article.

But Howard Stern's new wife, Michael Douglas' old wife and the bedroom conquest of anyone that buys her a drink all were spotted out in the same dress recently.

Study the photos below and vote in the poll underneath them: Who wears this outfit best?

If you're gonna marry someone whose job is centered around touching other women's fake boobs, you better have a strong sense of perspective.

Fortunately for Howard Stern, he's found a mate that fits that description in Beth Ostrosky.

Ostrosky, who married the radio show host on October 3 and says that life has "only gotten better" since then, has the following advice for future brides-to-be:

"Don't sweat the small stuff. In the end, the color of the flowers doesn't matter!"

There's at least one The Hollywood Gossip staffer who would agree with that.

Howard Stern is, indeed, a married men.

Many readers didn't believe the shock jock would go through with the concept of seeing just one woman naked for the rest of his life, but the following photo is proof that Beth Ostrosky has captured Stern's heart:

During the wedding ceremony, each half of the couple recited self-written vows. In his, Stern told Ostrosky she was the love of is life. As a result, "people were crying," a guest says. "The vows were from each others' hearts."

Celebrities in attendance included Joan Rivers, Barbara Walters, Billy Joel and wife Katie Lee, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman and Kelly Ripa.

We wish Beth Ostrosky the best of luck.

She officlally became Mrs. Howard Stern yesterday, tying the knot with controversial DJ Howard Stern at New York City restaurant Le Cirque.

Kelly Ripa's husband, former All My Children star Mark Consuelos, performed the ceremony.

"The night was perfect," Ostrosky told Us Weekly. "Mark Consuelos was the greatest rev on the face of the earth."

How long do you think this marriage will last?

We already knew that Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern were set to get married.

But earlier reports had scheduled the ceremony for October.

Now, however, we're receiving word that the beauty will tie the knot with the radio host in a civil ceremony this weekend in the Hamptons.

Former All My Children star - and current Kelly Ripa husband - Mark Consuelos will marry the couple, as he's actually an ordained minister. We'll have more on these nuptials after they take place.

Yes, Howard Stern somehow managed to land Beth Ostrosky. It's unclear how.

Let's forget about the murderous doings of Howard K. Stern for a moment.

Let's focus instead on loving news involving the other Howard Stern - you know, the radio DJ that loves gigantic boobs? Apparently he's willing to focus on just one set for the rest of his life.

The man who once said he would never again marry, has finally decided to make an honest woman of his long-time girlfriend, model Beth Ostrosky.

Stern announced today on his Sirius Satellite Radio show that he had popped the question the evening before and that Ostrosky had said yes. Stern went on to say that he had a 5.2 carat emerald cut diamond ring designed for Ostrosky and that no wedding date had been set.

We think Lauren Conrad has already come up with a gift for the occasion, however.

The couple has been dating since 2000. We wish Beth luck in getting Howard to stop staring at Tricia Helfer nude photos now.