With the season finale of The Bachelor on tap tomorrow night, all of America is on pins and needles awaiting the conclusion of an epic morality play.
The Bachelor spoilers have been right all season. Will they be on point Monday as the Black Widow does battle with all that is right with the world?
Maybe that's a bit over the top ... but this promo blatantly uses "Good vs. Courtney" as a tagline for the conclusion of this controversial season:
As for what's allegedly happened since The Bachelor season finale, the rumor mill has been working overtime. Reports of trouble in paradise abound.
We won't say whether Lindzi Cox (good, according to 80+ percent of viewers, and ABC's promo) or Courtney Robertson (evil) got the final rose.
Most people have a pretty good idea where Ben's head is at, though, so follow the jump for the latest report on his current relationship status ...
Seriously, quit reading now if you want to remain in the dark: