The early reviews for Gone Girl indicate that the David Fincher-Ben Affleck collaboration is a tense, taut thriller that's sure to please fans of Gillian Flynn's wildly popular novel.
More importantly, however, the film offers audiences something that no other movie in history has given us. That's right - we have Affleck dong!
Yes, Ben opened up about going full frontal in an interview with MTV yesterday, and it seems now that he's no longer collaborating with Matt Damon, he's relying on a different little buddy to help bring in the box office gold:
"There's some brief, very brief nudity," Affleck said.
When the interviewer suggested that the promise of peen might help attract audiences, Affleck added, "The penis is in there! It costs extra! It's IMAX penis! You've gotta pay 15 bucks to see it in 3D!