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Self-proclaimed Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova was recently put down by Human Ken, Justin Jedlica, who said there's nothing special about her.

Without makeup, he insists, she's plain Jane. Justin Jedlica, he proudly notes, actually underwent tons of surgery to become a perfect specimen.

Well, that's just bizarre by any measure. In any case, Valeria Lukyanova has now posted the unthinkable - a makeup-free selfie - for her legion of fans.

Would you hit it? You might actually have to think about that now.

The irony of this image? Most pictures of celebrities without makeup are meant to show us that stars are just like us, and that flaws are fabulous.

In the case of Valeria Lukyanova, it's an apparent attempt to prove that even without makeup, she's more Human Barbie-like than anyone else alive.

Clearly, she's had a lot of work done over the years to resemble everyone's favorite plastic girl-doll, or at least Valeria's definition of idealized beauty.

An ideal that does not include race-mixing, according to HB.

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by Free Britney at

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is being taken to task by Human Ken Doll Justin Jedlica, who just doesn't see what all the fuss is about.

One would be forgiven for thinking that the plastic surgery-addicted Human Ken and Human Barbie might make the perfect couple, but one would be wrong.

Very, very wrong.

Justin Jedlica, Real-Life Ken Doll

Jedlica, infamous for undergoing around 140 surgical procedures to look like Ken, doesn't exactly have the nicest things to say about Valeria Lukyanova.

"We met at a photo shoot. She's a cute girl," he told GQ before adding, "I don't really get her. I don't get why people think she's so interesting. She has extensions.

"She wears stage makeup ...she's an illusionist."

Human Barbie hates race-mixing as well, BTW.

Jedlica, for his part, takes pride in that he has taken extensive measures to actually become Ken - not just fake it with makeup and photo filters.

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by Free Britney at

Justin Jedlica and his unyielding quest to become a real-life Ken doll got us thinking ... this dude really, really needs to get together with Human Barbie.

Some see these two plastic surgery disasters. We see them as soul mates.

We've talked at length about Valeria Lukyanova, but her male counterpart Jedlica is equally relentless in his quest to become a real life human Ken doll.

Appearing on My Strange Addiction and later going on The Doctors, Jedlica revealed he’d had over 100 cosmetic procedures (with no plans to stop).

Now the 33-year-old has held true to his word and is up to a mind-blowing 145 procedures completed and a tab of more than $168,000, Radar reports.

All that's left is to wed a beautiful plastic bride ... who is starving herself and subsisting on air and light. Have we not made our case convincingly yet?

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by Free Britney at

Valeria Lukyanova, the Ukrainian model known as Human Barbie, is still making headlines. This time it's for her stated goal to survive "on air and light alone."

Yes, the real-life Barbie doll wannabe, whose doll-like features and ultra-thin waist have stirred controversy before, says she hopes to live without food or water.

23 Human Barbie Pics: Valeria Lukyanova's House of Horrors
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll's appearance in real life.
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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll's appearance in real life.

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Would you hit it?

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. the Human Barbie. Kind of a freaky photo from V Magazine.

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4. Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie) Photo

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Yes, that is a live person.

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, as seen on Vice.

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, in one of many freaky pics from her Instagram.

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looking pensive on the beach.

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looking fake as ever in a tight black dress.

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses on Instagram. Lovely.

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Hot or not?

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Hot or not?

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12. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photograph

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is not a fan of race-mixing. Seriously.

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13. Valeria Lukyanova, Olga Oleynik

Valeria Lukyanova (left) displays impressive serpent-handling skills with one of her acolytes, Olga “Dominika” Oleynik.

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, models a bikini or some lingerie. Would you hit it?

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, before and after ... whatever she had done to herself.

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This Valeria Lukyanova bikini photo is so hot. And by hot we mean weird.

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Valeria Lukyanova does yoga in one seriously hot photo. You can really see the benefits of how flexible plastic is.

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Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova before and after in some crazy weird pics.

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, bares all in a vintage photo ... before she Barbied the crap out of herself.

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Can you believe this is what Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova looks like without makeup?

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21. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Picture

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looks so hot in this bikini picture. Well, for her.

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looks hot in this swimsuit picture. Wearing minimal makeup (for her) helps.

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23. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Selfie

This Valeria Lukyanova bikini selfie makes her look sort of attractive. If you squint and sort of look away at least?

"In recent weeks I haven't been hungry at all," Lukyanova said, according to the International Business Times in an interview. "I'm hoping it's the final stage."

Final stage before what, you're probably asking?

"Before I can subsist on air and light alone."

The website linked to a New Age practice known as Breatharianism, in which followers neither eat nor drink, believing they can exist solely on "cosmic micro-food."

Valeria Lukyanova also believes in reincarnation and claims to have been in contact with trans-dimensional beings, so by her standards, this isn't too out there.

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by Suzanne Davis at

If you've already undergone a dozen surgeries to make yourself look more like a plastic doll, what could possibly be the next step?

Hypnotherapy to make yourself "brainless" of course! Like, totally!

Blondie Bennett, 38, lives in California and has been obsessed with Barbie dolls since she was young. For her, the reason for her fixation is obvious.

"She has the best life. All she does is shop and make herself look pretty - she doesn't worry about anything," Blondie tells the Daily Mail.

Apparently just looking like the famous toy isn't enough for Blondie anymore. She reports she's undergoing hypnotherapy sessions weekly to make herself feel vacant and stupid.

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The cover girl for the 50th annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue has been revealed, and it's ... Barbie! Yes, the iconic, all-American doll made by Mattel!

Certainly a different choice than what we were expecting:

Barbie, whose tiny waist, endless legs, voluptuous curves and makeup have all sparked controversy of late, is flaunting her famous figure like never before.

Featured alongside supermodels like Christie Brinkley and Brooklyn Decker, Barbie is the cover girl for a campaign Sports Illustrated is calling "unapologetic."

It appears that the Barbie SI cover is not the actual cover, as it says "pomotional overwrap," but reports say it will thus be wrapped around many copies.

The magazine calls the plastic figure, "The doll that started it all."

Lisa McKnight, Mattel's senior vice president of marketing, adds:

"As a legend herself, and under constant criticism about her body and how she looks, posing ... gives Barbie and her fellow legends an opportunity to own who they are."

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by Alana Altmann at

Barbie's proportions are so unrealistic that if she were human she would not be able to walk upright.

That information comes from a PSA uploaded to Vimeo by Vianca Lugo that details the impossible body expectations toys are setting. 

The captivating video states, "If Barbie were a real woman, she's have to walk on all fours due to her proportions."

It goes on to say that the world-famous doll would be "7'2 and weight 101 pounds" and that she would die from "malnutrition."

It's no secret that Barbie isn't the best example of an attainable appearance. 

Last year, an artist did a rendering of Barbie with no makeup on, while another created a Barbie with the proportions of an average 19-year-old woman

Vianca Lugo's clip also reveals statistics about teenage steroid usage and diet prevalence. Watch it above and tell us what you think. 

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Plus-size models and modeling have gained a lot of traction in 2013, as they a purpose beyond marketing plus-size clothing to a growing market.

They also provide women with a more diverse range of bodies to look up to, which potentially improves self-confidence, body image and social norms.

So if we have plus-size models ... should plus-size Barbies be next? That's the question posed recently by Plus-Size-Modeling (dot) com on Facebook ...

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The illustration of a plus-size Barbie doll actually comes from a contest on, a site where artists compete in daily creative competitions.

The image, created by artist bakalia, won a contest called "Feeding Time 9."

But when re-posted last week by Plus-Size-Modeling (dot) com, the depiction of Barbie with a double chin and a curvier physique sparked debate.

Over 35,000 people have "liked" it, but many criticize it, asking whether society should be praising being overweight any more than being too skinny.

Maria Kang has yet to weigh in ... but we know where she stands.

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