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Lacey Wildd, a woman known as the Extreme Human Barbie, was spotted in Florida getting coffee with Justin Jedlica, a.k.a. the Human Ken Doll!

Yes, these are actual living, breathing people!

In one of the strangest celebrity photo ops of the summer, if not ever, the self-proclaimed Human Ken and Extreme Human Barbie actually met up in Ft. Lauderdale.

Lacey Wildd wore a bikini barely covering the world's largest breasts (that's what Wildd aspires to anyway), while a shirtless Jedlica showed off his chiseled bod.

Both of the oddball plastic surgery junkies have appeared on E!'s reality series Botched, and Wildd has also been featured on TLC's My Strange Addiction.

She has size LLL breasts, and revealed on Botched that she has the 7th largest boobs in the world. Only six more sets to go before you claim the crown, Lacey.

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Lolita Richi, the latest Human Barbie, says she is the only REAL Human Barbie.

Allow her to explain. You see, the latest human aspiring to emulate a plastic toy's rendering of beauty says that her striking appearance is all-natural.

The irony is thick, as no "natural" teen strives to be a doll. But Lolita Richi says that unlike other hopefuls, she can reach this pinnacle with no surgery!

Lolita Richi: Teen Barbie

The Ukrainian-born Lolita wears a 32F bra, has a 20-inch waist, and besides not having surgery to achieve her look, says she doesn't even diet.

“I have a naturally gorgeous figure so I don’t even have to diet,” the 16-year-old Richi tells the Daily Mail, apparently not lacking for self-confidence here.

The 5’4'' teen went on to diss Valeria Lukyanova, her fellow Ukrainian who laid claim to the Human Barbie title last year, because she's like SO FAKE!

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When you think of Girl Scouts, and think of Barbie dolls, the things that come to mind may not be analogous to the point where you'd think a Girl Scout Barbie should be a thing.

Oh, but it is!

Last year, the Girl Scouts of America partnered with Mattel, the company responsible for the iconic toy, to give Scouts the opportunity to earn a Barbie patch.

The "Be anything, do everything" patch - the group's first-ever corporate-sponsored merit badge - will soon be followed by a Girl Scout-inspired Barbie doll.

Not everyone's a fan of this partnership, as Susan Linn, a psychologist and director of the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood, makes clear.

"Barbie is basically a terrible role model," she told Today. "She's not about the Girl Scouts' principles, which have to do with leadership and courage."

Kelly Parisi, spokeswoman for the Girl Scouts, disagrees.

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Step aside, Valeria Lukyanova. There's a new Human Barbie in town, and this one claims to be different ... even if both hail from Odessa in the Ukraine.

Seriously, they do. Apparently Valeria and Alina Kovalevskaya were friends once, too, but no longer are. It's unclear exactly why they had a falling out.

Maybe there's only room for one "Human Barbie" in their minds. Perhaps it was a fight over Human Ken, Justin Jedlica (no). Or they just didn't click.

Who can say ... but Alina Kovalevskaya says she is nothing like Valeria. She's never had plastic surgery, she says, to alter her appearance in any way.

Alina Kovalevskaya Photo
A gorgeous photo of Alina Kovalevskaya, the new Human Barbie. Or so she likes to imagine herself.

The saucer-like eyes, insanely long hair and skin so pale that it's never been touched by the sun (ever, she says) may conjure up images of Valeria Lukyanova.

But that's where the similarities end, she swears! She's had no enhancements or surgical alterations, despite a look that is both plastic and disproportionate.

They are, after all, trying to emulate a DOLL.

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Barbie is ready to embrace a modern, 21st Century career challenge as an entrepreneur, according to Mattel, the manufacturer of the iconic doll.

At Toy Fair this week, Mattel announced that Entrepreneur Barbie would be joining its roster in the brand's I Can Be career line as its Career of the Year.

Entrepreneur Barbie

Entrepreneur Barbie sports a sleek pink shift dress and carries a tiny tablet and smartphone. Her hair is styled in a poofy but professional style.

The iconic fashion doll has held more than 150 jobs during her half-century reign, many of them glass ceiling breakers, long before the 2014 iteration.

Still, with nearly 8.6 million female business owners these days, it’s not a stretch that the newest career for women is one that Barbie forges herself.

Whatever it may be, Barbie can do it, even if she's going through a midlife crisis of sorts. Doll sales peaked in the '90s, and dipped 13 percent last year alone.

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Self-proclaimed Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova was recently put down by Human Ken, Justin Jedlica, who said there's nothing special about her.

Without makeup, he insists, she's plain Jane. Justin Jedlica, he proudly notes, actually underwent tons of surgery to become a perfect specimen.

Well, that's just bizarre by any measure. In any case, Valeria Lukyanova has now posted the unthinkable - a makeup-free selfie - for her legion of fans.

Would you hit it? You might actually have to think about that now.

The irony of this image? Most pictures of celebrities without makeup are meant to show us that stars are just like us, and that flaws are fabulous.

In the case of Valeria Lukyanova, it's an apparent attempt to prove that even without makeup, she's more Human Barbie-like than anyone else alive.

Clearly, she's had a lot of work done over the years to resemble everyone's favorite plastic girl-doll, or at least Valeria's definition of idealized beauty.

An ideal that does not include race-mixing, according to HB.

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is being taken to task by Human Ken Doll Justin Jedlica, who just doesn't see what all the fuss is about.

One would be forgiven for thinking that the plastic surgery-addicted Human Ken and Human Barbie might make the perfect couple, but one would be wrong.

Very, very wrong.

Justin Jedlica, Real-Life Ken Doll

Jedlica, infamous for undergoing around 140 surgical procedures to look like Ken, doesn't exactly have the nicest things to say about Valeria Lukyanova.

"We met at a photo shoot. She's a cute girl," he told GQ before adding, "I don't really get her. I don't get why people think she's so interesting. She has extensions.

"She wears stage makeup ...she's an illusionist."

Human Barbie hates race-mixing as well, BTW.

Jedlica, for his part, takes pride in that he has taken extensive measures to actually become Ken - not just fake it with makeup and photo filters.

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Justin Jedlica and his unyielding quest to become a real-life Ken doll got us thinking ... this dude really, really needs to get together with Human Barbie.

Some see these two plastic surgery disasters. We see them as soul mates.

We've talked at length about Valeria Lukyanova, but her male counterpart Jedlica is equally relentless in his quest to become a real life human Ken doll.

Appearing on My Strange Addiction and later going on The Doctors, Jedlica revealed he’d had over 100 cosmetic procedures (with no plans to stop).

Now the 33-year-old has held true to his word and is up to a mind-blowing 145 procedures completed and a tab of more than $168,000, Radar reports.

All that's left is to wed a beautiful plastic bride ... who is starving herself and subsisting on air and light. Have we not made our case convincingly yet?

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Valeria Lukyanova, the Ukrainian model known as Human Barbie, is still making headlines. This time it's for her stated goal to survive "on air and light alone."

Yes, the real-life Barbie doll wannabe, whose doll-like features and ultra-thin waist have stirred controversy before, says she hopes to live without food or water.

Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll's appearance in real life.

"In recent weeks I haven't been hungry at all," Lukyanova said, according to the International Business Times in an interview. "I'm hoping it's the final stage."

Final stage before what, you're probably asking?

"Before I can subsist on air and light alone."

The website linked to a New Age practice known as Breatharianism, in which followers neither eat nor drink, believing they can exist solely on "cosmic micro-food."

Valeria Lukyanova also believes in reincarnation and claims to have been in contact with trans-dimensional beings, so by her standards, this isn't too out there.

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If you've already undergone a dozen surgeries to make yourself look more like a plastic doll, what could possibly be the next step?

Hypnotherapy to make yourself "brainless" of course! Like, totally!

Blondie Bennett, 38, lives in California and has been obsessed with Barbie dolls since she was young. For her, the reason for her fixation is obvious.

"She has the best life. All she does is shop and make herself look pretty - she doesn't worry about anything," Blondie tells the Daily Mail.

Apparently just looking like the famous toy isn't enough for Blondie anymore. She reports she's undergoing hypnotherapy sessions weekly to make herself feel vacant and stupid.

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