Eat your heart out, Ashlee Simpson. There's a new game in town. And by game, we mean really annoying, young "musician" trying to reinvent herself. While it's almost unfathomable that another human being could suck as bad as the aforementioned waste of precious oxygen Simpson sister, Avril Lavigne is trying her damndest.

We've already observed that the Canadian "bad girl" thinks it's okay to spit at people and give them the finger. That makes her revolting and deplorable, but at least you can say there's nothing disingenous. But here's the kicker:

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At least she mixed it up this time and simply flipped off the camera while screaming at its operator, rather than hocking a loogie in his face.

Look, Avril Lavigne. You're not hard. No one likes you. Whenever we see pictures of you or hear your awful songs, we want to slit our wrists. But then no one would be around to expose you as the hack you are. So we reluctantly go on living.

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Wannabe punk Avril Lavigne took a break from spitting at photographers last night, but worry not, her husband, Deryck Whibley took over -- this time with possible consequences, according to the sleuths at TMZ.com.

After a night of partying at the opening of Area nightclub in Hollywood, the Sum 41 frontman quickly hocked a loogie at a cameramen, hitting him square in the glasses.

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Avril Lavigne Biography

Deryck Whibley and Ari Cooper
The punk singer is now married. Avril Lavigne tied the knot with fellow Canuck rocker Deryck Whibley awhile back. They may or may not... More »
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