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This just in: Avril Lavigne is no Marisa Miller.

As seen below, the Canadian singer is doing her best super model impression for a new photo spread in Maxim. But she can't pull it off.

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After all, this is the same, supposedly hardcore skating chick that whined about how life was so "Complicated." But the result of her attempt to seduce us in a scantily clad array of pictures is simple: unattractive.

Sorry, Avril Lavigne. This doesn't do it for us. But Deryck Whibley is likely turned on by it.

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Move over, Jennifer Aniston.

Looks like the Friends star isn't the only celebrity debunking pregnancy rumors. A rep for Avril Lavigne - pregnant, we thought, as of early this morning - now says that the Canadian rocker is not with child.

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Citing an "insider" earlier, Canadian radio host Zack Taylor wrote, "Avril Lavigne is a month-and-a-half pregnant and that her husband, Deryck Whibley, has been telling all his friends that he's excited to be a father."

But the rocker's label representative says, "It's not true."

That doesn't mean she doesn't want kids. Avril Lavigne has said she wants to have children with Deryck Whibley "somewhere down the road."

Of course, she's like 12 years old. Give or take 11 years.

Lavigne wed Deryck Whibley, the frontman for Sum 41, in July 2006 at a private estate in Montecito, Calif. They seem quite happy together.

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Move over, Nicole Kidman.

Rocker Avril Lavigne is pregnant, according to a Canadian celebrity gossip site. The 23-year-old wild child is reportedly expecting in August.

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This would be Avril Lavigne's and her husband Deryck Whibley's first child together. The couple celebrates its second wedding anniversary in July.

  Shhh! Don't tell anyone Avril Lavigne is pregnant.

Deryck Whibley is best known for being in a rock band called Sum 41. Avril Lavigne is best known for a bunch of hit songs and trying to cast herself as a pop-punk badass, contrasted from the likes of Britney Spears.

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You can see almost all of Avril Lavigne nude in the pages of Arena magazine.

But if you wanna check out the full monty, so to speak, just hand this rocker a few drinks.

Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne Photo

The Canadian singer, who is married to Sum 41 member Deryck Whibley, admits she enjoys stripping it all following a handful of libations. This makes her similar to most fraternity brothers we know.

"I've been known to run around naked when I'm drunk," Lavigne said.

"One time I was drinking whiskey, and I was so loud, someone called the police."

Really? If the cops were called every time there was a Heidi Klum nude sighting, sirens would have blared twice in the last few weeks.

"I have a side to me that's a bit delinquent and I get myself in trouble. I like to drink and party and speak my mind. But when it comes down to it, I'm a good person and I wouldn't deliberately hurt anyone," Avril explained.

Someone sounds a bit defensive, huh?

However, just because this punk chick likes to get her drink on and her clothes off, don't expect her to use sexuality to sell records. She's no Britney Spears.

"Image is a personal choice. I'd rather be seen as me than for not wearing anything," Lavigne said, possibly dissing Gemma Atkinson, Lucy Pinder and every British model in the process.

"When I first started out in music I was 17. I didn't want to wear the clothes that everyone wanted me to wear. I wore my tank top and Doc Martens boots and I'm glad I did because I was so different from everyone else."

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What do you do when your music career is faltering and people are comparing you to Elvira?

You go against your skater girl image and pose topless a couple times if you're Avril Lavigne.

Avril Lavigne on Stage

After joining Keeley Hazell - someone we're shocked to ever NOT see nude - in the naked pages of a magazine a few months ago, the Canadian singer is now baring her boobs (almost) on the cover of Blender.

We wonder how new husband, Deryck Whibley feels about this development. 

Let's just hope the next step in Lavigne's transformation into a nude model isn't the obligatory sex tape. Leave that to Jennifer Toof, Avril.

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We hope this doesn't scare off Deryck Whibley.

It's great that the Canadian rocker has married Avril Lavigne and the newlyweds have moved into the home formerly occupied by Shanna Moakler.

Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne Picture

But Whibley may be looking at his wife is a new light after realizing the same thing our celebrity gossip experts have discovered: she looks a whole lot like Elvira. It's frightening (although nowhere near as frightening as the rumor that David Hans Schmidt possesses a sex tape starring this dark mistress).

Granted, the similarities between Rumer Willis and Jay Leno scare us even more. We haven't laughed at a late night monologue since this realization. But we'd still prefer our loved one to look like Ashley Tisdale over the queen of the dead.

Then again, it could be worse for Deryck: his wife could resemble David Lee Roth.

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The Hollywood Gossip has learned that singer Avril Lavigne and her husband, Sum 41 frontman / wannabe tough guy Deryck Whibley, have bought a Bel-Air home for $9.5 million.

The previous owners? Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker.

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Oh, if those walls could talk... they would say some ridiculously stupid things. Then go rant about it on their MySpace page and hook up with Paris Hilton.

According to the L.A. Times, Lavigne, 22, originally wanted to build a home but settled on the 12,000 square foot manse that Shanna Moakler and her wacko husband lived in while filming their MTV reality show, Meet the Barkers.

The three-story gated house has eight bedrooms and 10 1/2 bathrooms. Which is good, because it offers some privacy - not every house guest is gonna want to hear Avril Lavigne music echoing through their room.

Worst. Joke. Ever.

Built in Tuscan-style, the residence sits on one acre, has an elevator, an office, a state-of-the-art kitchen, a steam shower, a sauna, a pool, a spa and a 10-car garage.

Lavigne, who recently made headlines by talking smack about Britney Spears, is selling her current home for a paltry $6.2 million.

The Canadian-born singer and serial spitter's third album, The Best Damn Thing, is due out April 17. We're sure it's going to be stellar.

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Avril Lavigne was cruelly mistreated as a kid.

For being forced by her mom to go see a Britney Spears concert.

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The punky Canadian pop star, who may or may not have had plastic surgery, tells Jane magazine that she had to swallow (heh, heh) a whole live concert's worth of the older, more successful and more troubled pop tart - who's only three years Lavigne's senior.

"My mom made me go to a Britney Spears concert when I was young. I was like, ‘No I don't want to.' She was like, ‘If you're going to be a performer, you need to see other people." 

An interesting theory. One wonders if Bobby Brown's parents - in an attempt to introduce him to other abusive derelicts of society - forced him to go watch Ike Turner perform in concert or O.J. Simpson play football.

Lavigne further disses Britney Spears, saying that no one would've objected to her spitting at a paparazzo's camera, as was well documented last year, if Spears hadn't been, like, wearing no pants that week.

Sure thing, Avril. You and Deryck Whibley can diss Britney and try to justify your own despicable actions all you want, but that won't change the indisputable fact that you're cut-rate, hack, wannabe rockers.

You're one step above Sanjaya Malakar, peeps - and he's gaining fast. And it's like that. What.

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Whether or not marriage has changed Avril Lavigne, it has changed her husband.

"I'm the best thing that's ever happened to him," Lavigne says in the April issue of Jane.

Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne Photo

And she doesn't worry about Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley straying.

"We have a really good, strong relationship. There's a lot of trust," she says.

More so than, say, Sienna Miller enjoyed with that ass bag Jude Law.

The couple wed in July before 110 guests, including family and friends from their native Ontario, Canada. To the surprise of many, the ceremony was a traditional one.

"I wanted to be like, 'Oh, let's totally have a rock 'n' roll, goth wedding,'" Lavigne tells Jane. "But at the same time I was like, 'I've been dreaming about my wedding day since I was a little girl. I have to wear the white dress.' I wanted to be a princess, okay?"

Part of the appeal of a traditional wedding was its timelessness.

"People thought I would have done, like, some black wedding dress, and yeah, I would have. But at the same time I was thinking about our pictures. ... I didn't want to be, like, 20 years from now, 'Oh, why did I wear my hair like that? It's not cool now.' "

Lavigne says you'll never get a good crotch shot of her stepping out of a car or at a party. Nor will we see her doing drugs.

"I've never done coke in my life, and I'm proud of that. Oh my God! I could never. I am 100 percent against drugs," she said.

The same is true for Whibley, even if it hasn't always been:

"He doesn't do drugs. Clearly, he used to, because he talked about it, but I wouldn't be with someone who did, and I made that very clear to him when we first started dating."

But Lavigne is okay with one bad habit: plastic surgery. Just kidding. We're talking about spitting at paparazzi, for which she recently made headlines.

"I don't know what the big deal was, because I've been spitting at them the past two years I've lived in L.A.," she says. "It was funny. But I think if [Britney Spears] had had no underwear on that week, my spitting thing wouldn't have been talked about."

Or if Nicole Richie collapsed on the set. Oh wait, that's daily.

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