Two more episodes of The Hills last night, one birthday party (Lauren Conrad), one career girl on the rise (Whitney Port) and one epic family feud (Spencer Pratt and Stephanie Pratt) that continues to escalate. Let's recap all the action ...
It's Lauren Conrad's birthday and, to celebrate, she invites her friends out to a club (called S Bar) - including Spencer's sister, Stephanie.
In the meantime, Spencer moves some strange, ugly-ass piece of furniture out of Heidi's apartment and into the middle of Stephanie Pratt's living room.
Anyone have any clue what that thing even is? In any case, she's livid and he's being a brat. This seems like a very real scene of sibling bickering.
At S Bar, BFFs Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port and Lauren Bosworth (Lo) dance the night away to ring in Lauren's birthday party. Stephanie then shows up with a friend, Roxy, and Lo and Audrina are skeptics, thinkin' she's up to something.
Stephanie Pratt is now in the middle of the Lauren Conrad-Heidi Montag feud.
The next day, Lauren and Brody Jenner meet for lunch and he ex-boyfriend, too, says LC should not be trusting Stephanie Pratt as, like, her new BFF.
Meanwhile, it turns out that Brent Bolthouse owns S Bar. Put that together? For you Hills newbies, a co-worker of Heidi Montag's was working the door at LC's party and, well, the cat's out of the bag that Stephanie went to the shindig.
Spencer confronts her and drives her to tears. This exchange follows:
Stephanie Pratt: "You're making me cry right now."
Spencer Pratt: "You're making YOURSELF cry, thinking about what YOU did."
Amazing. Later, Heidi Montag also reams poor Steph out.
Follow the jump for our recap of Part II, "Just Be Careful..."