by Free Britney at . Comments

Zachary Loring is not a fellow you would term, say, normal.

A judge pretty much told Audrina Patridge's stalker as much.

Audrina, Lauren and Lauren

Amazingly, you go off on one profanity-laced tirade in open court and you end up a prime candidate for a psychiatric evaluation. Who knew? Well, besides DMX?

That's precisely what happened to the dude harassing Audrina Patridge after a judge-directed verbal lambasting resulted in a suspension of his criminal case.

Zachary Loring is stalking this. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Zachary Loring, who's been loitering at the home of Audrina multiple times, tried to enter a guilty plea to one count of felony stalking The Hills star. He tried.

His attorney then objected, and after the judge sided with the lawyer and refused to accept the plea, Loring absolutely erupted, tearing the judge a new one.

Always prudent. He also went off on a judge last month too.

Immediately after the flare-up, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge William Ryan suspended the hearing, ordered Loring to undergo no less than two evaluations.

He was then returned to police custody, where he is being held on $150,000 bail. A competency hearing is set for April 13. We wouldn't bet on him passing.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Zachary Loring, the lunatic Audrina Patridge stalker facing felony stalking and three misdemeanor charges for showing up at her home, appeared in court this week.

It was an appearance unlike any the judge will ever see again.

Having violated a restraining order against him for previously delivered violent letters and drawings to The Hills star, Loring made one thing very clear Tuesday:

He's better off in jail, or in an institution, than on the street.

Stalking Audzo

Audrina's all smiles despite being stalked. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

First, Loring tried to contradict his own lawyer’s plea of not guilty. The judge told him to be quiet, after which the accused stalker flicked his tongue and flipped the bird.

The attorney repeated his objection to the presence of a camera in the courtroom, while at the same time Loring asked either the lawyer or the judge this:

"How many donuts did you eat to day? You have bacon sprinkles on that?”

Definitely original and a good way to appear sympathetic before officials.

It got worse. Zachary Loring complained the court was “wasting [his] f*%kin’ time” and began pretending to jerk off into the camera. Classy, very stable fellow, this one.

Follow the jump for a clip of this before the camera was shut off ...

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by Free Britney at . Comments

This is pretty messed up.

The guy Audrina Patridge got a permanent restraining order against for stalking her last year was arrested Friday for doing so again ... at her house.

Audrina: MTV Host

Someone inside The Hills star's house called 911 after Zachary Loring allegedly started pounding on her front door and kept ringing the doorbell. Scary.

Audrina Patridge was, in fact, home at the time of the incident, and Loring was in possession of a large knife when he was arrested. Even scarier.

Audrina Patridge has had trouble with this guy before.

Police showed up and arrested Zachary Loring, who was booked for felony stalking and misdemeanor vandalism and being held on $160,000 bail.

Back in September, Audrina claimed Loring kept showing up and giving her creepy poems and drawings, including one of a woman being hanged.

Dude, get a life. And some dating advice. That's not the way to make her love you. When like roses and chocolate, not knives and death drawings.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We hope Zachory Loring tuned in to the season premiere of The Hills this week.

Because that's as close as this nut job will ever get to Audrina Patridge.

Following his September 16 arrest on charges of vandalism and disturbing the peace, Loring - who sent Patridge creepy photos and poems - has been barred from contacting the reality star for three years.

Yes, Audrina Patridge can be sort of cute. But that's no excuse for stalking her!

The judge in the case just said the evidence was "quite disturbing" and added: "It's unfortunate that people who pursue careers in the public have to deal with these people."

In August, Mark McLeod was arrested for a similar crime. He continued to follow Miley Cyrus around, stating he was her number-one fan and soulmate.

Audrina Patridge Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Yorba Linda, California
Full Name
Audrina Cathleen Patridge

Audrina Patridge Quotes

[The role is] giving me the chance to show people [what I can do]. This is why I moved to L.A.

Audrina Patridge [on snagging a movie role]

Lauren Conrad [on a random Les Deux club-goer]: He thinks I like him.
Audrina Patridge: He thinks you like him?
Lauren Conrad: Seriously, I never wanted to stab myself in the eye more.

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