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Zachary Loring, the lunatic Audrina Patridge stalker facing felony stalking and three misdemeanor charges for showing up at her home, appeared in court this week.

It was an appearance unlike any the judge will ever see again.

Having violated a restraining order against him for previously delivered violent letters and drawings to The Hills star, Loring made one thing very clear Tuesday:

He's better off in jail, or in an institution, than on the street.

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Audrina's all smiles despite being stalked. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

First, Loring tried to contradict his own lawyer’s plea of not guilty. The judge told him to be quiet, after which the accused stalker flicked his tongue and flipped the bird.

The attorney repeated his objection to the presence of a camera in the courtroom, while at the same time Loring asked either the lawyer or the judge this:

"How many donuts did you eat to day? You have bacon sprinkles on that?”

Definitely original and a good way to appear sympathetic before officials.

It got worse. Zachary Loring complained the court was “wasting [his] f*%kin’ time” and began pretending to jerk off into the camera. Classy, very stable fellow, this one.

Follow the jump for a clip of this before the camera was shut off ...

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This is pretty messed up.

The guy Audrina Patridge got a permanent restraining order against for stalking her last year was arrested Friday for doing so again ... at her house.

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Someone inside The Hills star's house called 911 after Zachary Loring allegedly started pounding on her front door and kept ringing the doorbell. Scary.

Audrina Patridge was, in fact, home at the time of the incident, and Loring was in possession of a large knife when he was arrested. Even scarier.

Audrina Patridge has had trouble with this guy before.

Police showed up and arrested Zachary Loring, who was booked for felony stalking and misdemeanor vandalism and being held on $160,000 bail.

Back in September, Audrina claimed Loring kept showing up and giving her creepy poems and drawings, including one of a woman being hanged.

Dude, get a life. And some dating advice. That's not the way to make her love you. When like roses and chocolate, not knives and death drawings.

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Looks like this rumored pair is definitely on ... or at least hanging out a lot as "just friends" as she frequently likes to say, coyly, of various love interests.

Singer Ryan Cabrera and The Hills star Audrina Patridge were seen cozying up at the opening of Delphine, a French bistro in the W Hotel in Hollywood.

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Body language looks couple-like, does it not?

Do you think these two make an attractive pair?

This is the third recent sighting of Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera, and hopefully it won't be the last. We could do without that hair (you're not Pauly D man), but he's a gigantic step up (or several) from that douche Justin-Bobby.

We just hope he doesn't play "On the Way Down" in his car driving back to his place trying to drop a hint. Sorry, that was in poor taste and not even that good.

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Looks like those Audrina Patridge-Ryan Cabrera rumors are legit.

Well, at least legit in the sense that they're chilling, hand-in-hand.

Smiling Audrina

In a photo obtained by Us Weekly, The Hills star and the musician held hands at the Casa Dorada Los Cabos Resort and Spa in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, Monday ...

Ryan Cabrera sure looks like Audrina Patridge's type!

Audrina Patridge celebrated New Year's at the posh resort, and The Hills star took Cabrera back just three weeks later. Are things heating up between them?

The couple, who dated several years ago, rekindled things about three weeks ago. The were spotted getting cozy catching Rock of Ages on Broadway in NYC.

"Ryan is a great guy," a pal says. "Audrina is having fun!"

Most famously linked to Justin "Bobby" Brescia, a co-star from The Hills, Audzo broke up with Aussie BMX racer Corey Bohan after two months in October.

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Serial dater Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera were spotted trying to hide in the back of a car leaving West Hollywood's Wonderland nightclub last night.

Might these two hotties be dating?

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A source said singer Ryan, who's sporting some serious Pauly D hair, and The Hills star were spotted getting cozy together during their night at the club.

According to reports, the pair had also been spotted together on Sunday at a performance of Broadway's "Rock of Ages." Maybe there's something to it!

Then again, it's Audrina Patridge. She's pretty much the queen of on-off quasi-dating. As long as it's not with Justin-Bobby, though, that's all good ...

Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera try to escape the club in stealth mode. No idea who the dude in front is, nor does it matter. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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It's a new year, and a new Audrina Patridge, who says she's ready to get in touch with her inner self. Hey, better than Heidi Montag's plastic surgery.

"I want to try yoga this year," The Hills star said while walking in West Hollywood last week. "I just want to try something stress-free and spiritual."

Although the 24-year-old reality star didn't divulge what was stressing her out, she lamented that she hasn't been as good about hitting the gym.

"I have not worked out at all!" the ex-boyfriend of Justin-Bobby and Corey Bohan lamented. "I'm going to go back to the gym with my trainer."

Another cause of stress? Audrina Patridge is back to work.

"I just got back from vacation, and I just started filming The Hills, so I've been trying to get back into work mode and back on schedule," she said.

Not only has the star filmed episodes for The Hills' sixth season already, but she has also begun production on her as-yet-unnamed MTV spinoff.

The show will follow Audrina's professional and personal life. Yes. Apparently Audzo has a professional life beyond ... being on a reality show.

"I actually just saw the first scenes of my show today, and it's hilarious," she said, optimistically. "It's all been really good so far, so I'm excited!"

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When Audrina Patridge is calling you out for having too plastic surgery, you've got issues. Then again, Heidi Montag is probably just thrilled to be mentioned at all.

After all, The Hills star insists on calling herself a pop star and claims her debut album is on par with Michael Jackson's Thriller. Whatever keeps her in the news.

Audrina's take on Heidi Montag's plastic surgery is that it's her body and her choice, but at the same time, she herself wouldn't be tempted to go nearly that far.

"I haven't seen how she looks, so it's hard for me to comment on it, but these are her decisions, and as long as Heidi's happy, that's all that matters," Audzo said.

Very diplomatic.

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Audrina Patridge has only mild criticism for her plastic pal.

Rumors that Audrina herself has fake boobs and has undergone other plastic surgery procedures in the past have circulated widely, but she's never confirmed it.

Heidi, on the other hand, seems to milk it for attention. Frightening.

Even while showing the 'Tag support, Audrina Patridge admits surprise at the number of procedures she had. Let's just say she's on par with MJ in something.

"I think it's a case of, 'To each their own,'" she said at Kari Feinstein's Style Lounge at Zune in Hollywood, "but 10 procedures in one day is a little much."

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Audrina Patridge and what would appear to be a new boyfriend arrived at club Voyeur for an evening out last night. We actually don't know who he is.

Since finally splitting from that unclean douchebag Justin-Bobby from The Hills, Audzo has dated Tal Cooperman and Corey Bohan for brief periods.

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She's also been linked to Chris Pine and most recently, Glee cast member Mark Salling. This fella doesn't appear to be Mark, however. Who is he?!

This isn't a trivia question, we're actually curious. Fire off a comment if you know the identity of the star's new man (or sibling for all we know)!

Audrina Patridge and unnamed hunk. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Audrina Patridge is on board for the new season of The Hills, and is also doing her own reality show. We would say that has no chance of succeeding, but Jersey Shore proves that people will watch just about anything, so good luck!

In addition to appearing on multiple shows, Audrina Patridge likes to try out multiple hairstyles. She recently reverted to her more traditional brown color.

Not the Best Audrina Photo

"At salon changing my hair!" Audrina wrote of going back to brunette after wrapping up the last season of The Hills. "Eventually ill do something completely different! I love change but for now takin it back to the dark side a bit."

Which color looks better? Vote below!

Which hair color looks best on Audrina Patridge?

 

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You may exhale now. Audrina Patridge will be back on The Hills next season.

After weeks of negotiations, Us reports she will return: “I can officially confirm that Audrina Patridge will appear in the 6th season of The Hills," her rep said.

"Production will resume shortly after the new year. Next week, Audrina begins filming the pilot episode of her currently unnamed spinoff show, also for MTV."

"The new show will be produced by Mark Burnett."

Nice plug for the new show, rep.

In an exciting twist, a source close to Audrina Patridge, says it's possible that both of her reality shows will be intertwined. There's only one problem we see:

There would have to be material worth watching involving Audrina on either show, and there really hasn't been in multiple seasons ... if at all, honestly.

How many more times can we sit and watch her whine about Justin-Bobby and say "I'm done with you!" when we know it's not even true? Just saying.

In any case, she greased the machine over at the network for serious dough: "She is getting six figures per episode," an insider dished. "It's a lucrative deal."

While that sum sounds absolutely ludicrous, and without question it is, when Jersey Shore is MTV's next hottest program, Audrina has some serious leverage.

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