Earlier this year, Aubrey O'Day bared it all for Playboy. Heidi Montag was recently featured in a less revealing, overrated, weak sauce PG-13 Playboy spread.
O'Day, the gold standard of nude photos, is understandably disappointed.
Despite calling Mrs. Pratt a "beautiful girl," Aubrey feels The Hills star could have taken a few more chances when she posed for the #1 men's magazine.
She didn't hesitate when asked whose pictures are better, though.
"I'd have to go with mine," said Aubrey O'Day. "There's been so much speculation and competition between the two MTV girls, and I had heard that Spencer made some statement about it, but, I don't know, I think mine's still the winner."
"Every woman has her own way of expressing herself. My Playboy photos express my nature as a woman. They were classy, they depicted parts of my body that I love, and I felt completely beautiful, secure and empowered by them."
Yes. "Empowering" and "classy" are definitely words that come to mind ...
Who wins this battle for skanky Playboy supremacy?
Essentially, O'Day thinks Montag's Playboy effort was almost as overly hyped and poorly executed as her Miss Universe performance last night. Almost.
Aubrey, who said she would "absolutely" pose for the magazine again, added that she thinks that if her naked adversary has plans to do so - as she has expressed - she'd better step ip up and actually give readers Heidi Montag nude.
"Whatever her journey is, I'd say to just take a risk, really do something kind of ... maybe do something she's a little scared to do, so she overcomes a fear and feels really proud," the former Danity Kane singer advised Heidi Pratt.
"You can take a million pretty pictures, there are million pretty celebrity pictures, but it's like: Which pictures are really going to stand out and be iconic, and which pictures are just pretty pictures that are here today, gone tomorrow?"
While we see Aubrey's point - why pose in Playboy at all if you're not gonna go all out - calling O'Day's pictures "iconic" might be a little bit of a stretch.
Who would you rather ...