by Mischalova at

The weirdest thing about this Aubrey O'Day nude photo?

It's not that the singer of Danity Kane is posing naked. Nor is it that she looks like an irate porn star while doing it.

It's that O'Day is somehow posing here as the model for Travis Barker's fashion line, Famous Stars and Straps. Yes, Travis Barker has a fashion line.

Aubrey O'Day Nude
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by Mischalova at

You can relax now, Kim Porter.

Turns out your ex-flame is NOT about to be a daddy again.

Skankified

Celebrity news reports had stated that Diddy had knocked up Danity Kane lead singer Aubrey O'Day. But she's here to tell you that this story is as fake as Heidi Montag's breasts.

I "laugh [my] way through dramas" like that, O'Day said, not actually denying the rumors to Us Magazine.

O'Day and fellow Danity Kane girls Shannon Bex and Aundrea Fimbres said their next album is due in 2008. They wanna show people who "Danity Kane is."

And, for the record, they are not the Pussycat Dolls. While these gals said they had respect for Nicole Scherzinger and that barely clad band of ladies, Danity Kane represents something wholly different.

Like, well, a shorter group name.

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by Mischalova at

We hope Diddy is spending quality time at home, away from a computer, with Kim Porter and their twin girls right about now.

Otherwise, he may get peeved at our following portrayal of Danity Kane member, Aubrey O'Day.

Aubrey O'Day Nude

But can you blame us, Diddy? In making this successful R&B group, you just happened to have selected a woman that bears a resemblance to Willy Wonka's working pals, the Oompa Loompas.

It's not even that we find O'Day particularly bad looking. Then again, she's no Lucy Pinder.

At least this half Oompa Loompa/half Kelly Ripa knockoff can practice singing as she toils in the chocolate factory. Everyone together now:

Oompa loompa doompadee doo / I've got another puzzle for you / Oompa loompa doompadah dee / If you are wise you'll listen to me ...

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