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Kim Kardashian, Dustin Diamond, Keeley Hazell and Verne Troyer needn't read any further.

They already know how to record their very own sex tape.

But other aspiring amateur pornographers should heed the advice of Aubrey O'Day, whose desperate need for attention led to this quote to Complex Magazine:

"If you do a live feed through the TV, you can watch it on the TV while you’re doing it and it never records."

Random THG thought: if you're watching yourself - instead of your mate - on TV while having sex, you may have a) bad taste in partners, b) a narcissism complex or c) borh.

Aubrey O'Day can also offer tips on how to torture your pet.

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First, Aubrey O'Day posed nude.

Then, she pretended to go lesbian.

Now, the Danity Kane singer is truly desperate for attention: she told Complex Magazine that she loves porn, often masturbates to Jenna Jameson and, well, other stuff...

On getting herself off Jenna Jameson: I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible.

On her love of por
n: I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.

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On making her own sex tape: I wouldn’t. I’d like to keep my sex life personal. I’ve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun, though.

On attention from celebrity gossip blogs: You know, the first time a lot of really bad stuff was being said, I called Jenna and was like, “I’m so mad.” And even Kim Kardashian. And both of them said the same thing: “Honey, you’ll love it because it’s making you a bigger star.” At the end of the day, it’s not hurting me.

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For someone who often poses nude, Aubrey O'Day made a surprising decision recently.

The Danity Kane singer told OK! that she was offered a cameo on The CW's new 90210, but chose a part in the Broadway production of Hairspray instead. The role O'Day turned down?

Major Boobage

"I can’t remember her name, but I can tell you what the script was that I read. It was the girl who was giving head to [Dustin Milligan] in the car..." the singer said.

Choosing Broadway over a blow job? Looks like Aubrey has come a long way.

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Gay is the new black.

With online searches for Courtenay Semel and Samantha Ronson soaring - following news that they're dating fellow women Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan, respectively - it's now hip to be a lesbian.

Or at least an easy way to garner attention for celebrities that offer little else to the world.

Enter Aubrey O'Day and her recent revelation:

"At this point in my life I wouldn't say one way or another what my preference is sexually. The only thing I'm looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love, and if that's with a girl, a guy, a guy that dresses like a girl, a girl that dresses like a guy, whatever the options are on the table, all I really operate on is the way I feel in my heart when it comes to love."

Great news, ladies: You can se Aubrey O'Day nude, too! She's pretending to be a lesbian this week!

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Move over, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. You may no longer be the most buzzed about lesbian couple in Hollywood.

You certainly aren't the most affectionate in public, as Aubrey O'Day and Lydia Hearst were spotted outside New York City night club Butter last night - and there was no margarine for error in interpreting their message:

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They're gay together!

Or at least pretending to be for the camera!

Following this public make out session, O'Day and Hearst got even hotter and heavier in the car...

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American Idol finalist Jennifer Hudson and Danity Kane lead singer Aubrey O'Day have very little in common when it comes to talent.

But that doesn't mean these musicians can't have the same taste in clothing.

Below, Hudson and O'Day are each rocking the same Dolce & Gabbana dress, as the former attempts to spice it up with a red belt and a pink bra. The latter, meanwhile?

Who needs a bra, right, Aubrey?

Who wears this dress better, Jennifer Hudson or Aubrey O'Day?

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