Aubrey O'Day

After un-retouched photos of Aubrey O'Day looking kind of rough in Las Vegas' Peep Show surfaced last night, the ditz announced on her website that she's trying to milk this for attention pulling out of the risque performance this evening.

Despite the fact that she's already provided us more Aubrey O'Day nude photo spreads than we could ever ask for, she apparently was mortified by these.

After lauding her own performance as brilliant, she says every magazine cover is airbrushed, and thinks people are being mean about the PeepShow pics!

Then she posted a two-and-a-half-minute video feeling sorry for herself.

This is Aubrey O'Day without makeup. Not that anyone cares.

The leaked photos apparently made her feel "insecure" about her body. Photos of Aubrey O'Day topless. In a topless Las Vegas show she signed up to do.

Just so we're clear.

O'Day, who earlier this month made headlines for saying Hitler was brilliant, says she learned a valuable lesson about body image. We know. Nudity sells.

She proceeds to whip off her top to show us all what her body really looks like while assuring us that she will continue to perform in PeepShow after all.

What an idiot.

Here's Aubrey O'Day, who posed in Playboy and even bragged about how her pics are better than Heidi Montag's whining about people ogling her nude:

Aubrey O'Day on Nude Photo Controversy

It's not posing naked and it's not pretending to be a lesbian.

But Aubrey O'Day has finally found something she's good at: explaining how a brutal dictator can be both intelligent and evil.

Earlier this week, for reasons that defy comprehension, the trashy singer was a guest on Fox News. Host Sean Hannity was aghast at the fact that she referred to Castro and Hitler as "brilliant," while still disparaging their tyrannical reigns and inhumane deeds.

Yesterday, O'Day released the following statement, defending her words:

"Murderers and dictators generally are some of the smartest people out there - they just use their brain power for evil purposes. I don't condone any of their evil behavior, but I was asked about their intellectual firepower... and in my opinion you can't have a low IQ and wreck [sic] that much havoc on the world.

What Hitler succeeded in doing was deplorable... And I hope we never see such an abusive use of power again."

That's actually, shockingly well said. It's easy to separate one's actions from one's intellect. With the exception of George W. Bush, find us a world leader that isn't a brilliant individual.

Yes, Aubrey O'Day appeared on Fox News last night and got into a debate about Fidel Castro and Adolf Hitler.

And, granted, she referred to each man as "brilliant," while not remotely condoning either of their actions.

But that shouldn't really be the story. Instead, one has to wonder: What on earth was O'Day doing on air in the first place?!?

This is a woman so desperate for attention that she Tweets nude photos of herself and invents lesbian crushes on various celebrities. Apparently, that makes her qualified to serve as an analyst for Sean Hannity.

She actually sounds more intelligent than the conservative host below, as O'Day can at least recognize gray areas and make a nuanced point. Why can't Castro be both brilliant and an awful human being? Enlighten us, Hannity...

Aubrey O'Day on Hannity

We'd love to hear what Jon Voight has to say about this.

Aubrey O'Day appears to have woken up this week and realized that she hadn't made headlines in months.

As a result, she mumbled a nonsensical critique of Heidi Montag's Playboy pics.

Then, in her ever-lasting attempt to fake lesbianism in order to draw attention to herself, O'Day told Curve Magazine that she and Samantha Ronson would be "perfect together."

Yes, Samantha Ronson.

"Every time I see her, I want to go over and talk to her, but it's like she's going to be like, 'You're that girl that tried to say you're gay everywhere,' and I'm like, 'No, I promise — get to know me. We'd be perfect together,'" Aubrey said.

Aubrey O'Day would love to break herself off a piece of this... so she claims.

Of course, Ronson and Lindsay Lohan have had quite the contentious relationship.

But O'Day says this would never happen if she dated Samantha because Aubrey doesn't crave celebrity gossip headlines. (We were almost able to write that with a straight face.)

"It was just, like, on every cover, on every tabloid. Their relationship has been her job for the past year... You just can't live up to that entire Disneyland circus that went on in your relationship," O'Day said.

So well said, Aubrey. In unrelated, non-attention grabbing news, check out O'Day's half-naked, all oiled up Twitter pics!

Earlier this year, Aubrey O'Day bared it all for Playboy. Heidi Montag was recently featured in a less revealing, overrated, weak sauce PG-13 Playboy spread.

O'Day, the gold standard of nude photos, is understandably disappointed.

Despite calling Mrs. Pratt a "beautiful girl," Aubrey feels The Hills star could have taken a few more chances when she posed for the #1 men's magazine.

She didn't hesitate when asked whose pictures are better, though.

"I'd have to go with mine," said Aubrey O'Day. "There's been so much speculation and competition between the two MTV girls, and I had heard that Spencer made some statement about it, but, I don't know, I think mine's still the winner."

"Every woman has her own way of expressing herself. My Playboy photos express my nature as a woman. They were classy, they depicted parts of my body that I love, and I felt completely beautiful, secure and empowered by them."

Yes. "Empowering" and "classy" are definitely words that come to mind ...

Who wins this battle for skanky Playboy supremacy?

Essentially, O'Day thinks Montag's Playboy effort was almost as overly hyped and poorly executed as her Miss Universe performance last night. Almost.

Aubrey, who said she would "absolutely" pose for the magazine again, added that she thinks that if her naked adversary has plans to do so - as she has expressed - she'd better step ip up and actually give readers Heidi Montag nude.

"Whatever her journey is, I'd say to just take a risk, really do something kind of ... maybe do something she's a little scared to do, so she overcomes a fear and feels really proud," the former Danity Kane singer advised Heidi Pratt.

"You can take a million pretty pictures, there are million pretty celebrity pictures, but it's like: Which pictures are really going to stand out and be iconic, and which pictures are just pretty pictures that are here today, gone tomorrow?"

While we see Aubrey's point - why pose in Playboy at all if you're not gonna go all out - calling O'Day's pictures "iconic" might be a little bit of a stretch.

Who would you rather ...

Aubrey O'Day, Emmy Rossum, Melrose Place star Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and her husband Pete are among the celebrities starring in the second PSA for the NOH8 Campaign, entitled "I'm Coming Out," to raise awareness about Propostion 8.

As Carrie Prejean rolls over in her grave, these celebs speak out against what they see as an injustice, that not everyone is allowed to marry who they wish.

It's a nicely put-together video. While he does not appear in the NOH8 PSA, we know Brad Pitt would approve of this effort to promote marriage equality ...

NOH8 Campaign PSA

We have all seen enough Aubrey O'Day pictures by now that these ones below should not come as a surprise. But still, there is something about a girl getting oiled up and having glitter blown on her lingerie-clad body that jumps out.

These photos of Aubrey undergoing such treatment and posing in a very suggestive manner in the process were taken during rehearsal for O'Day's stint in the Las Vegas show Peepshow, and were of course posted by Aubrey herself on Twitter.

Aubrey O'Day wanting you to think Aubrey O'Day? Shocking ...

Seeing as she gives people a peep show of sorts every day of her life, it was only a matter of time before Aubrey O'Day starred in a Vegas show by that name.

At this point, we have seen all this and more. But if you simply can't get enough of the former Danity Kane "singer" and Playboy model, we invite you to click and enlarge the additional images below. She's prepping for quite a performance ...

Both Kristin Cavallari and Aubrey O'Day went back to the 80s during recent nights out for each of these stars.

The quasi celebrities sported high-haired headbands, drawing attention to their blonde locks and dark roots, as O'Day also wore enough make-up to make Bozo the Clown jealous.

Compare the styles below and vote in the proceeding poll:

Who looks better in her headband?

They are both occasional lesbians in constant need of attention.

They have both posed nude for well-known men's magazines.

Now, following the news that Aubrey O'Day is likely to take over for Tila Tequila (and The Ikki Twins) on MTV's bisexual dating competition, A Shot at Love, it seemed like a no-brainer to ask readers which desperate woman they'd be least likely to kick out of bed.

Don't worry, based on the subject's stated sexual preferences, both men and women can answer this question: Who would you rather...

Aubrey O'Day has found her skanky, naked niche.

Not only does the attention whore have no regrets about posing nude in Playboy, she wants to do it again and get even more naked (if that's possible).

“I absolutely want to do it again, any day. I’ve been asked to actually. I only took a little bit off so I’ll be back,” the recently-axed Danity Kane crooner said.

O'Day said she is not phased by the attention she's gotten after putting her body on display on the pages of the men's magazine for the world to see.

In fact she loves it. Well, mostly.

“I get sent a lot of creepy pictures like of guys licking the pages,” she said. Oh well. These things are likely to happen when you're a slutty faux-lesbian.

The most respectable photo of Aubrey O'Day ever taken.

In a recent interview with Fox News (of course), Aubrey O'Day also likened her firing from Danity Kane to what is going on in the global economy in general.

“A lot of people have been fired, we are in a recession. We are all going through hard times. I’m a public representative for being fired in '08 and moving on in '09.”

The only hard times this girl knows are ... well, forget it.

Follow the jump to see pictures from Aubrey O'Day's first Playboy spread, along with some other photos of this dirty, dirty individual.

Not sure how she can top these shots, but she'll try ...

Continue Reading...