Ashton Kutcher appeared on Conan last night and told the host that he's experiencing the "greatest thing on Earth" these days.
Seeing Mila Kunis nude any time he wants? Surprisingly, no.
Kutcher was referring to first-time parenthood, as he and Kunis welcomed daughter Wyatt Isabelle into the world to begin this month.
"It’s unbelievable. It’s the greatest thing on Earth," Kutcher said, adding that he feels "blessed" to have a well-behaved baby, and also to have the kind of lifestyle his job affords.
Said the Two and a Half Men star of how he and Kunis roll as parents:
"We’re really privileged that we have time and can afford to take time. So we don’t have a nanny or a night nurse of any of the stuff. It’s just the two of us."