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After Lorene Scafaria and Ashton Kutcher were spotted together in Italy over the holidays, a rep for the actor came out and shot down rumors of these two dating.

But we wonder what that rep would say now.

Ashton Kutcher in LA

In the latest issue of Us Weekly, a witness says he spotted the screenwriter and the actor cozying up at a charity event on February 25.

"They were affectionate," the onlooker reports. "When they thought no one was watching, they held hands, and she rubbed his back and his neck."

Scafaria previously dated Adam Brody and Kutcher, of course, was married to Demi Moore for six years. That actress just left rehab and is reportedly vacationing now in Turks and Caicos.

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Darn you, Ashton Kutcher.

The actor who broke the heart of Demi Moore, and who already stars in Nikon commercials with a bevy of beautiful women, is now posing for the Colcci Autumn/Winter 2012 clothing campaign with one of the best looking females alive: Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio.

Take a look at the finished product and curse Ashton under your breath now. Or out loud. Most people around you will feel the same way...

Ashton Kutcher and Alessandra Ambrosio

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Charlie Sheen still thinks very lowly of his former boss, Chuck Lorre, and his former sitcom, Two and a Half Men. He also hates those ugly bowling shirts he used to wear on CBS.

But the actor now says he's sorry for lumping Ashton Kutcher into this group, as he did a few days ago when Sheen came right out and stated: "I'm tired of pretending Ashton doesn't suck."

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"My bad," Sheen says at the start of a letter he penned to Kutcher yesterday. "I was disrespectful to a man doing his best. I got excited and I threw you into the crossfire, but the rest of my statement I stand behind. You however, deserve better. Safety in your travels good sir."

We doubt Ashton cares very much. He's likely too busy trying to figure out why anyone ever liked Two and a Half Men to begin with.

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Charlie Sheen will star in Anger Management on FX this summer.

In promotion for the sitcom, the network has been using photos of the actor from his most recent gig, Two and a Half Men, a move that resulted this week in a cease and desist letter from CBS, which is demanding Sheen and his production company stop illegally profiting from its images.

Charlie Sheen in a Bowling Shirt

To this, Sheen has a simple response: GOOD!

"I'm thrilled," the actor tells TMZ, in a way only he can. "It insulates me from having to redundantly see myself in the idiotic bowling shirt. Perhaps if Warner Bros. spent as much time and energy focusing on THEIR show, it wouldn't be such a steaming pile of ass."

Hmmm... we wonder how he really feels about his former series.

UPDATE: A bit later in the day, Sheen called TMZ and said of the man who replaced him:

I'm tired of pretending the show doesn't suck ... I'm tired of pretending Ashton doesn't suck. It's nothing personal ... I just feel bad for him ... he's saddled with such bad writing.

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Ashton Kutcher turns 34 years old today. Anyone out there care to wish him a happy birthday?

The actor finds himself in a strange position these days, seemingly hated for his actions toward Demi Moore... yet also starring on TV's top-rated sitcom. He's back on the set of Two and a Half Men, though sources confirm he's also visited his ex-wife on multiple occasions and is concerned for her well being.

He's also sort of off Twitter, with a management team now ridiculously in charge of his account, and pretty much comes across as an airhead who is famous for his looks. But, hey, he's not alone in that regard! And we must give him props for the message in this video:

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Ashton Kutcher has only released one public statement since Demi Moore was hospitalized - and it was a Tweet that referenced "citizen journalists" - but a source close to the actor wants to make it clear:

He does care about his ex-wife.

"Ashton is deeply concerned for Demi," the insider tells People, adding he was simply in Brazil this week for work on an ad campaign. "He still cares about her and wants the best for her. But their marriage is ending and they are both moving on with their lives."

Ashton Kutcher in Los Angeles

Kutcher touched back down in Los Angeles yesterday and will return to the set of Two and a Half Men Monday.

Meanwhile, a new story in Great Britain's The Sun says Moore has been hooked on Red Bull for over a decade. She supposedly gets crates of the energy drink delivered to her house and has often replaced meals with multiple intakes of this beverage.

This actually jibes with another report earlier in the week, which cited a partying, flirtatious Moore from a couple weeks ago, clutching a Red Bull can during a night out.

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Let's be honest: Ashton Kutcher is likely very concerned about Demi Moore.

The actor may have a wondering pecker, but his heart is not made out of coal. Kutcher and Moore were married for six years, after all.

But in light of his ex's hospitalization this week, Ashton has remained silent. He's spent the week in Brazil, attending a fashion show on Sunday in Sao Paulo, and didn't give TMZ a comment last night when approached by a camera outside a nightclub.

Kutcher, Ashton

But Kutcher - or his management team, we suppose - did oddly update his Twitter account this morning, linking to a story about journalists and bloggers that use "drone" cameras and writing:

Citizen journalists take to the sky.

Responded a follower to Ashton's Tweet: Surprised this is where your focus is right now.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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There have been so many shocking celebrity divorces lately, even by Hollywood standards. Not just breakups, but actual marriages crumbling before our eyes.Seal, Heidi Klum

Some did surprise us more than others, but we can honestly say we didn't see any of these divorce filings - all from the last 12 months alone! - coming at all.

Which of these splits shocked you the most? Vote in our poll below ...

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  • Leah and Corey Split!
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10. Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard. The New Girl star and the Death Cab For Cutie member certainly seemed like a perfect match. Apparently not.

9. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Okay, not all that surprising for myriad reasons we have been over ad nauseam on THG. But 72 days?! Idiots.

8. Tareq and Michaele Salahi. Like Kim and Kris, nothing about these two truly shocks us. Except her running off with Journey guitarist Neal Schon.

7. Leah Messer and Corey Simms. The stars of Teen Mom 2 seem so happy ... on the episodes that are still airing now! Well, not last night's. Still!

6. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Seemed an odd fit at the start, but their split came totally out of left field. Now she's taking nitrous hits. Nitrous.

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  • Maria Shriver, Arnold Schwarzenegger

5. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Apparently not the marrying type.

4. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Remember them? We forgot too.

3. Katy Perry and Russell Brand. They're polar opposites, but were so crazy about each other and we thought it was just crazy enough to last forever.

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver. The heiress to the Kennedy political dynasty and the Governator seemed as rock solid as they come.

1. Heidi Klum and Seal. Still fresh, but as stunning as any other celeb divorce we can remember based on the couple's perpetual displays of love.

Which celebrity divorce filing shocked you most?

 

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Ashton Kutcher took to the stage today at the Television Critics Association winter press tour and made it rather clear he hopes to return to Two and a Half Men next season.

On a one-year "test" deal," the actor said he's looking at this summer as a "hiatus" because he wants to appear in more atrociously unfunny episodes of the CBS hit. Oh, and he's also shaved his facial hair. Completely.

Mugler Shot

The new look is "related to the show, completely," he said at the panel. "Tune in Monday."

But should you, really? We already know the jokes won't be funny, so compare Ashton styles below and vote on your favorite. What is this star's best look?

And the Winner is?

How do you prefer your Ashton Kutcher? With facial hair or without? Decide now! View Poll »

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According to his rep, Ashton Kutcher will not be ringing in the new year with a new romantic interest on his arm.

Following a Tweeted photo of himself and Lorene Scafaria in Italy this week, chatter naturally grew that the actor and the screenwriter were now an item.

Ashton Kutcher and Lorene Scafaria

But the two "are just friends," Kutcher's rep tells People. "They are working on a potential project together about an Italian soccer team."

Well, that does make sense. Ashton knows a lot about scoring.

Scafaria previously dated Adam Brody and wrote the screenplay for Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist. Kutcher, of course, split from Demi Moore this year after she got sick of his wandering penis.

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