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Happy Thanksgiving to all from The Hollywood Gossip!

What would this holiday be without family, food, football and reflection upon the things we appreciate most ... in the case of THG, that means some of the turkeys we have had the privilege, the honor and the burden of covering in the past year.

We are talking some fowl individuals here ... real bird brains.

Without further ado, THG's Top 10 Turkeys of 2011 ...

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Who will win the 5th Annual Spencer Pratt Thanksgiving Turkey Award!?

10. President Obama and GOP presidential candidates (tie). On a day when we share the blessings this nation has provided us, we'll also share the blame for a polarized electorate and a federal government destined for perennial gridlock.

9. Taylor Armstrong. Refining shamelessness, one episode at a time.

8. Gloria Allred. Loudmouth lawyer for accusers in seemingly every random celebrity scandal always wants to talk turkey ... and gobble up publicity.

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Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with a 22-year old in San Diego named Sara Leal. Case closed, right? This explains why the actress filed for divorce from her husband of six years last week.

Not exactly, friends say.

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In the latest issue of People, an insider says Kutcher and Moore's marriage "[had] been deteriorating for a long time. Ashton was ready to end it, [but] he wanted to wait for Demi to actually do it. He loved her but couldn't live with her.

Among the issues that reportedly plagued the couple? Their age difference, his promiscuity and her insecurities.

One friend of the actor's goes as far as to say "they were fed up with each other," adding: "If anyone was uncomfortable with the age difference, it was Demi, not Ashton. She drove him crazy after a while with questions and doubts."

Pick up the latest issue of People for a lot more on this split.

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Ashton Kutcher reportedly has a lot more in common with Charlie Sheen than one line on the actors' resumes.

Like the star who preceded him on Two and a Half Men, a source tells Radar Online that Kutcher was into threesomes and often shared sexual partners with soon-to-be-ex wife Demi Moore.

  • Ashton Kutcher on His Own
  • Demi Moore on Her Own

“Demi liked women and Ashton would bring another woman into their relationship for flings, but they both agreed to it," this insider claims.

So, why did Kutcher's alleged affair with Sara Leal lead to this couple splitting after six years of marriage? It was the way Ashton handled the rendezvous, apparently.

“As long as she knew about it, she was fine,” the mole said.  “It was the sneaky ones when he got caught that infuriated Demi.”

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutcher really need to work on their timing.

Both recent divorcees are featured in the December issues of magazines, spouting ironic statements about life and love. In Marie Claire, gushes over her marriage to Kris Humphries. And now in Men's Health, Kutcher talks about relationships in general.

Ashton Kutcher Men's Health Cover

"I could never be with a woman who felt like she needed to change me," says the now-single actor, adding: "The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship.”

Kutcher does admit to one fault, at least, although it had nothing to do with his philandering ways.

“I would just like a woman someday, somewhere, at some point in my life to say to me, ‘You’re a great listener,'" he says. "Haven’t heard it yet, and that’s a superior compliment to get from a woman. But I’m going to work on it."

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Brittney Jones may be an attention-starved sex tape star, but she's not a liar!

That's the message this brunette would like to send, as approximately one year after she first made allegations that she slept with Ashton Kutcher during his marriage to Demi Moore, the couple has now split following a second publicized claim of infidelity against the actor.

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"I do feel somewhat vindicated," Jones tells TMZ, adding:

"For so long people have thought that I was dishonest or just making up my passionate nights with Ashton, when in fact I was being used. Ashton told me that both he and Demi had an 'open relationship' and that he was not in fact cheating. Now I can tell all the facts about how Ashton really was, and hopefully people will believe my side of the story.

"I feel for Demi very much and wish her nothing but the best during this hard time."

But, Brittney concluded without overtly saying, if she becomes more hurt as a result of my profitable story-telling, hey, that's not my fault!

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They tried. They really did.

But Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher simply could not move past the latter's wandering private parts, as the actress announced this afternoon that she is filing for divorce.

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Moore did not specifically cite Kutcher's alleged affair with a 22-year old named Sara Leal - or the fact that he was also accused of stepping out on his wife in 2010 - but one scarcely needs to read between the lines of her statement to understand the basis for this split. Demi wrote:

"It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton.

"As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation."

Responded Kutcher, in a Tweet we assume was approved by his editorial team: "I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail."

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Let's give Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher credit: this couple is the anti-Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. They are doing everything in their power to mend their marriage.

Following the actor's ignorant Joe Paterno Tweet, described as "the last straw" by an insider, sources tell Us Weekly the estranged pair "had to get away." So... where did they go this week?

A Demi Divorce?!?

To Bruce Willis' vacation home in Turks and Caicos! The venue shouldn't come as a total surprise, as Willis remains very tight with his ex-wife and is reportedly steamed at Kutcher for his wandering penis.

"Things have been very strained," a friend claims. "[But] they're trying to figure things out."

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Ashton Kutcher reacted with shock and ignorance to Joe Paterno's firing last week, creating quite an uproar when he accidentally defended a man who helped cover up a child abuse scandal at Penn State.

Many followers couldn't help but wonder: How could Kutcher have been unaware of this controversy?!?

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It's simple, an insider tells The New York Post: the actor has been living in a constant "bubble" for weeks now.

"He works 12-hour days, is trying to save his marriage and is involved in the management of close to a dozen Internet companies, so he didn’t really know what he had done until it was too late," this source claims. "He feels terrible.”

About that marriage... is there still hope for Ashton and Demi Moore?

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It has come to this for Ashton Kutcher:

The moronic actor - who got in trouble last night for lamenting the firing of Joe Paterno without knowledge that the coach was fired due to his role in a child rape cover-up - has actually hired a team to edit his own thoughts.

Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt

Help! I can't control my own thoughts!

Kutcher will no longer make his Tweets live without others reading them over first.

"Up until today I have posted virtually everyone of my tweets on my own, but clearly the platform has become to big to be managed by a single individual," blogged Kutcher, who has eight million followers. "While I will continue to express myself through @Aplusk I'm going to turn the management of the feed over to my team at Katalyst Media to ensure the quality of it's content."

Ashton also once again apologized for his ignorant Tweet regarding Paterno. What a narcissistic idiot.

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Turns out, there is something stupider one can do than cheat on Demi Moore...

Ashton Kutcher responded to the news of Joe Paterno's firing last night with the following Tweet: How do you fire Joe Pa?. There were just two problems:

  1. The actor had no idea that the Penn State football coach was dismissed by the Board of Trustees because he played a role in covering up a former co-worker's child molestation scandal.
  2. Kutcher runs a charity that aims to eliminate child sex slavery. Oops!
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Kutcher promptly removed the Tweet and apologized, writing: "As of immediately I will stop tweeting until I find a way to properly manage this feed. I feel awful about this error. Won't happen again."

So Ashton Kutcher has quit Twitter?!? At least something positive has come out of this mess at Penn State.

SHOULD JOE PATERNO HAVE BEEN FIRED?

 

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