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The rumored Ashton Kutcher affair has gone mainstream.

While Star Magazine continues to make up quotes claim that 21-year old Brittney Jones slept with the actor inside the home he shares with wife Demi Moore, People has also joined the coverage of this story.

In its latest cover story, the popular publication focuses on Moore's reaction to this allegation. It reports that Kutcher visited his beautiful half on the Michigan set of her new movie and everything seemed fine: "She [gushed] over Ashton," a source said. "You could hear them laughing in her trailer."

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But will the pair remain "super committed," as another inside described Ashton and Demi as, in the face of Star's latest claims?

This week's issue supposedly includes actual text messages from Kutcher to Jones. In a totally believable statement, she tells the tabloid:

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We now know the identity of "this girl."

In the latest issue of Star Magazine, the tabloid cover touts an affair between Ashton Kutcher and a random 21-year old who claims she slept with the actor in the house he shares with wife Demi Moore. She's been identified as Brittney Jones.

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In the article, Jones confirms that she met Kutcher at a bowling alley, exchanged numbers with him and started to receive texts asking if she was busy.

"I did all the suggesting in the texts, it was like he was paranoid and didn't want to text anything that would get him in trouble," Brittney said. "I asked him if he wanted to meet, that's how we made the plans."

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Is Demi Moore being Punk'd? The actress seems to think she's in a stable marriage, but Star Magazine swears otherwise.

For the second time in a month, that tabloid has accused Ashton Kutcher of cheating on his beautiful spouse. First, it was just a make-out session with some random blonde. Now, it's full-on tender intercourse with a girl he met at a bowling alley!

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The publication claims Kutcher got the number of a 21-year old while actually out with Moore and step-daughter Rumer Willis at Lucky Strike Lanes in July. Days later, she was allegedly taking it from the actor on a couch in the home he shares with his wife.

Says the unnamed woman who totally exists: “I felt totally comfortable in his arms. It was tender and nice - not some random sex act.”

That's a nice thing to say. This imaginary woman seems much sweeter than the made-up mistress with whom Brad Pitt is cheating on Angelina.

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They may have been scoffed at when they first got together, due to their age difference, but Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have proven to be one of the happiest, most stable couples in Hollywood.

Or so we thought! A new tabloid report has cast a shadow on this relationship, as the latest issue of Star Magazine claims Ashton has been caught cheating on his wife.

Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt

Ashton Kutcher Tweets a lot. For the sake of his wife, let's hope those are the only messages he sends out to strangers... if you catch our drift!

Of a recent incident at the Los Angeles Italian eatery Madeo, a witness tells the magazine:

“Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her. I was shocked to see him sucking face with a girl who obviously wasn't Demi."

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Last year, Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million followers on Twitter, proclaiming himself the King of All Social Media. Okay, the first part is true anyway?

Since then, he's enjoyed his perch as the undisputed leader in total fans on the micro-blogging site ... until today, when Britney Spears surpassed him.

Yup, Brit has opened up a 4,950,699-4,944,227 lead. Ashton's response? He does not care. Fittingly, he Twittered his response to playing second fiddle:

He wrote: "2nd most pop Q 'What do U think about Brittney having more followers than u?' Answer 'I don't care. Aren't u suppose 2B a movie reporter?'"

Ashton Twittered this during a press junket for his and Katherine Heigl's new movie Killers. Seems like he's taking it in stride ... or is secretly bitter.

As for Britney, she celebrated her reign by actually Twittering: "WOW!!!!! #1 on Twitter! Thank you! Tweet me some questions this morning! xoxo -Brit"

This is surprising and yet not. Surprising because Britney's Twitter is boring and rarely written by her. It's usually her manager writing some BS story.

It's not surprising in the sense that Britney Spears is a bigger star than Ashton Kutcher, and one of the most famous people alive ... for better or worse.

Either way, if we were Britney, we wouldn't get too comfortable. There are other threats to the crown who aren't even on Twitter yet. One word: Bieber.

P.S. Please follow THG on Twitter! We have slightly fewer followers than Britney Spears ... but you can bring our celebrity gossip site one person closer.

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How did Brian Austin Green land Megan Fox?

Why did Heather Locklear date David Spade?

What inspired Jennifer Love Hewitt to sleep with Jamie Kennedy?

Finally, after years of wondering about such dating mysteries, we've been supplied with the answer: these men are among those in Hollywood that have penises longer than eight inches.

That's what sources tell Life & Style, at least, as the tabloid reports these well-endowed gents "have nicknames like Tripod and Crooked Stick."

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Read Between the Thighs: A five-fingered wave, plus a two-fingered peace sign, plus one Ashton Kutcher equals eight inches of manhood.

Does this mean Leonardo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher and Jamie Foxx (pictured, all of whom are also on the list) have been bragging about their girth around town? Not exactly.

"Most of these guys don't know one another," the magazine states. "But as so many of their exes in LA have been spreading around the gossip about them, when they bump into each other, they give a knowing nod."

Moreover, when they bump uglies with the opposite sex, they give a thrust that few can equal.

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You can't leave an immature husband alone for a second these days.

Just a few months after posting this half-naked Demi Moore pic, Ashton Kutcher again had some fun at his cougar wife's expense by enlisting Photoshop to give her a fake Mohawk. This creation was then posted on Twitter ...

47-Year Old Body

Demi Moore is bringing the Mohawk back ... Twitter style.

Proud of his artistic creation, Kutcher presented it to his million-plus followers: "Wifey just got a new haircut," he Tweeted. "What do you guys think? I love it."

He got a response fast. "I have the buzzer ready baby!" Demi Twittered back.

"I'm just playing baby, but I think you'd look great with that cut," he insisted.

While we are in no place to criticize anyone's relationship, especially if they make each other happy, do you think Ashton is going overboard with the Twittering? Can there be too much of a good, social networking thing?

We ask you: Is Ashton Kutcher cool?

 

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Recent reports of a proposed Twitter reality show (we wish we were kidding) is not sitting well with two of the "social networking" tool's most famous users:

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.

"I hope this isn't true," Demi wrote on Twitter in response to the planned Twitter series. "If it is, our Twitter time may come to a quick and sad end!"

She added, "This would not be a smart move for Twitter!"

Her husband, Ashton Kutcher - the undisputed Twitter king with over two million followers - was equally disturbed by the idea of a TV series.

"Wow I hope this isn't true," the man known as AplusK wrote on his page. "I really don't like being sold out. May have to take a Twitter hiatus."

How tragic would that be? If he were no longer able to post a half-naked Demi Moore pic for the world to see, the world would be worse for it.

Without Twitter, would these two be forced to speak to each other?

As reported by Access Hollywood, Twitter is teaming up with two production companies to develop an unscripted show based on the site. The show would utilize Twitter, dispatching players on the trail of stars in an interactive, competitive format.

Kutcher said the planned show could create a safety concern for celebrities: "I don't want to be stalked!!! It's all fun and games until somebody gets stalked."

While it may seem like everyone is addicted to Twitter, some celebrities actually steer clear of the site. Kanye West, Ben McKenize, Drew Barrymore, Beyonce and Zac Efron, among others, don't wish to tell the world their every move.

"I don't have a Twitter, a MySpace or a Facebook or anything like that," Zac told People. "I kind of value in people not knowing where I am or what I'm doing."

He added that his Twitter updates wouldn't be worth posting, saying, "I'm on the toilet. Still on the toilet. Guys, dot-dot-dot, out of TP. Still on the toilet."

LOL, Zac. And Amen to that.

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If anyone in this world can rightfully be called a twit, it's Spencer Pratt. So it's hardly a shock that The Hills star has, in the past couple of months, so passionately embraced the "social networking" phenomenon known as Twitter.

After all, it allows narcissistic celebs and regular people alike to stroke their own egos, kill time and score cheap publicity points. What's not to love?

Grabbing Some Heidi

Spencer Pratt's latest scheme is to challenge reigning Twitter king Ashton Kutcher to a 30-day duel to see who can add the most new followers.

Pratt has 201,565, while Kutcher has a shocking 1,241,941, having ousted CNN in their first-to-a-million followers challenge, in which the winner pledged to donate thousands anti-malaria mosquito-netting beds for a life-saving cause.

NI-TWITS: Speidi, like many other celebs in this golden age of technology, are all about sharing their innermost thoughts 24-7-365. How lucky are celeb gossip lovers?!

As part of his challenge, Spencer says, "If I win, Ashton and Demi [Moore] have to wash my car." If he loses, "[Heidi Montag] and I will clean their house."

Don't hold your breath, Spence.

First of all, that's the lamest bet ever. Washing cars? Cleaning houses? Give us a break. Second, everyone knows you don't play down to your opponent. Ashton has already knocked off CNN. Your Twitter challenge likely isn't even on his radar.

Just stick to planning fake weddings, okay?

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Ashton Kutcher is a dumbass.

Not that we're complaining, as we get to hear his innermost thoughts, all the time, and they are far from unfunny. But to do this to your wife? Asking for it.

Amanda Bynes Twit Pic

The actor, who attended Bruce Willis' wedding to Emma Heming Saturday in the Turks and Caicos Islands with wife Demi Moore, has taken to his Twitter page to dole out relationship advice to the masses. Among his sage words:

"For me it's about relearning that supporting my wife isn't about providing $ and Home, it's about supporting her desires, needs and emotions." How wise.

"Greatest lesson in my marriage. Don't try to solve her problems, just listen, love and be supportive. This is the opposite of male nature." Again, profound.

"2nd greatest lesson. When she says time for bed, hop to, good things await."

Then, best of all, Ashton posted this picture of Demi Moore bending over in the bathroom, with the request, "Shhh. Don't tell wifey." His vantage point:

While this juvenile behavior isn't quite as funny as his video rants about his neighbor's construction, Stephen Colbert would still be proud that Ashton twatted this.

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