Ashton Kutcher may not be making Demi Moore very happy these days, but the actor is a tabloid editor's walking and humping fantasy.
First, Us Weekly reported the details of the star's alleged hot tub threesome in San Diego, which included rumored mistress Sara Leal and a friend. Now, three other gossip rags are getting in on the action, proving the following, supposed scoops:
In Touch Weekly claims that Leal is having Kutcher's love child. That's what happens when you have "unsafe sex" in the "car & house," we suppose. There's a lesson to be learned there, kids.
Star Magazine, which has been on Ashton's cheating tail since last year, says it is in possession of photos that prove Kutcher slept with Leal. They were reportedly taken inside the San Diego penthouse where the immoral deed was done.
Life & Style, meanwhile, puts a different spin on the affair.