Ashley Kaufman might be the half-sister of Lindsay Lohan. Seriously! Lindsay's father, Michael, reportedly had an affair with Ashley's...

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Lindsay Lohan didn't have a great Christmas.

On her latest MySpace blog, the actress went off on father Michael for his alleged affair years ago, one that produced likely daughter Ashley Kaufman.

i think that people go through a lot in life. and the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run... that is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future," Lohan wrote, adding:

My father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Lindsay Lohan hates her crazy father, whose affair produced Ashley Kaufman. What a family.

Michael Lohan's classy response?

"What real work has Lindsay done since [Samantha Ronson]? Maybe she should follow Britney or Drew's paths and get rid of the darkness and come into the light."

If Michael Lohan thinks Britney Spears has seen the light, then this guy is crazier than we thought.

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Ashley Kaufman is just 13 years old.

Sadly, though, we can expect a drug problem, sex tape and terrible singing career to plague this teenager any day now.

It's been confirmed that Kaufmann is a member of the Lohan family, as DNA tests prove Michael Lohan knocked up Ashley's mom Kristi in 1995.

Dina Lohan is reportedly already working on a reality show, welcoming Ashley into Hollywood's most attention-hungry family. Run for your life, little one!

Hold on to your innocence, Ashley Kaufmann. Hold on to it like half-sister Lindsay holds on to a vodka tonic!

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Ashley Kaufmann is doing her best to prove she's a member of the Lohan family.

The rumored half-sister of Lindsay Lohan - ex-convict Michael Lohan has submitted his DNA to see if he did, indeed, impregnate Ashley's mom - recently spoke to Entertainment Tonight about the family mess.

Seeking fame and money without possessing any talent? Sounds like Ashley Kaufman has learned the ways of the Lohans already!

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Ashley Kaufmann, your worst nightmare might soon come true.

Celebrity gossip tabloid In Touch Weekly has published the first pictures of the 13-year-old girl who may be the spawn of Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael.

Ashley's mother, Kristi Kaufmann, has made just such a claim.

Is Ashley Kaufmann the half-sister of - gulp! - Lindsay Lohan?

At first, Michael Lohan admitted it. Now, he denies it. The ex-convict has submitted his DNA for a paternity test and has said that if Ashley is his, he' ll accept responsibility.

"I've seen pictures and, to tell the truth, there are similarities with Linds," Michael said.

There are? Really? We don't see cocaine residue anywhere on Ashley Kaufman, nor is she carrying around a bedpost on which she can carve a new notch every night.

We'll keep you updated on this story as news breaks.