by Hilton Hater at . Comments

A terrible actress, a poor singer, the sister of an escalating trainwreck and wife to an annoying band member, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz turns 25 today.

The B-list celebrity will likely celebrate by spending time with husband Pete and cute son Bronx today; though we hope she also hangs out with an acting coach.

Seriously. Have you seen her performance on Melrose Place?!? Ashlee makes her fellow stars look like the cast of The West Wing.

We kid, but we also hope Simpson-Wentz is doing well. Send in your birthday wishes to her and check out the following photo montage in her honor:

  • Smiling Simpson
  • Upfront and Center
  • Fake Firecrotch
  • Uselessness Personified
  • Nice Lingerie

by Free Britney at . Comments

In just 24 short years on this planet, Ashlee Simpson has had her father purchase a singing career for her, had some bad plastic surgery, become a celebrity gossip mainstay, then gotten knocked up by and hitched to Pete Wentz. Not a bad life!

Here's a little photo tribute to Ashlee on her birthday today. Click to enlarge ...

Ashlee and Pete Wentz

She's not the only star turning another year wiser (she can only go up) today. Oh no. Other celebrity birthdays include someone even more worthless, Brandon Davis (a.k.a. Greasy Bear), as well as the coolest chick alive, Gwen Stefani! Pics below ...

Ashlee Simpson Biography

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth. She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Dallas, Texas
Full Name
Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Quotes

I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.

Ashlee Simpson

Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?

Ashlee Simpson [avoiding pregnancy questions]
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