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We love tabloid reports you can set your watch by.

No sooner did Jessica Simpson get engaged to than gossip emerged about how she only did it to upstage Nick Lachey, and/or that Eric Johnson betrayed her.

Now the latest, predictable twist. Younger, even less talented sister AshLEE Simpson is planning to have another baby just so she can regain some attention!

ATTENTION-STARVED: Forget kids, Ash. Just wear that ... whatever that is.

Sources say the failed singer and actress, who raises son Bronx with husband Pete Wentz, is furious that her older, more famous sister Jessica gets all the press.

“Ashlee’s career isn’t going anywhere right now,” a source said, “she hates that Jessica gets more press, even more so following Jessica's engagement to Eric."

According to this almost certainly bogus report, “She thinks having another baby will help land some magazine covers and thrust her back into the spotlight.”

Sorry, but the only thrusting involved here will be on Pete's part.

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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was apparently inspired by Emma Watson.

The alleged singer and former Melrose Place cast member chopped off her long hair, marking a major beauty change up and debuting her pixie cut on Twitter.

“Ashlee Simpson-Wentz (@ashsimpsonwentz) new blonde pixie haircut is cute. Ill try and sneak a pic to post,” husband Pete Wentz wrote, then made good:

Asslee

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Bronx Mowgli Wentz: Matching blondes!

“Yah fam headed out tonight stoked! Cute hair mama!” Wentz Tweeted at Ashlee, who is no stranger to frequently changing up her style. This is a big shift, though!

It's not like Miley Cyrus' braids, which are easily reversible. If you go for the pixie look, you are going all in. This trend seems to really be catching on with the stars.

Do you like Ashlee's new look?

 

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Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with another baby, Star Magazine reports, adding that its source says the singer is "just a few weeks along" and is "beyond thrilled."

Still, Jessica Simpson's useless sibling is opting to keep the news private "for at least two more months" before sharing it with the celebrity gossip media.

The mag says Ashlee hopes that baby #2 will make her and Pete closer as his grinding with skanks hectic schedule has put a strain on their relationship.

A foolproof plan if ever there were one.

"... She loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal," the celebrity gossip source reportedly writes.

If you believe what you read online, Ashlee Simpson is knocked up and excited about it. But unlike his wife, Pete Wentz is not yet ready to father a second child.

"He absolutely loves Ash and Bronx Mowgli," claims the tabloid when referring to how the Fall Out Boy bass player feels toward Ashlee and their baby boy.

"But he also loves his freedom. He thinks a second kid could change things for the worse. He doesn't want to be tied down and stuck at home all the time."

No official confirmation (or denial) has been made by Team Wentz concerning the report of her new pregnancy, or the couple's supposedly rocky marriage.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were longtime lovers before making it official in May 2008. They welcomed the arrival of son Bronx Mowgli in November.

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We've been wishing for years that someone would come up with a way to let us tap in to Ashlee Simpson's innermost thoughts ... or whatever goes on in the empty void where a brain would typically be. Then along came blessed Twitter.

The last time we saw poorly-named Bronx Mowgli, he was but an infant on the Wentz family's holiday card. Now look how much he's grown! Wide-eyed, wonderful and seemingly unaware of the ridicule he will one day receive at school.

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Here's the adorable photo that his mom just Twatted ...

Guess if celeb gossip magazines aren't offering you millions for a Brangelina-style photo spread, you might as well give 'em away for free on Twitter, right?

All we can say is run for it, Bronx Mowgli. Sooner or later, mom and aunt Jessica are going to sing for you, and you don't wanna be near anything made of glass.

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Sorry, Bronx Mowgli.

You totally didn't make the cut in The Hollywood Gossip's Christmas tribute to the top celebrity babies of 2008. We really just didn't want to talk about your folks, but our excuse was going to be that we had no picture of you.

There goes that.

Proud parents Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz took the holidays as a reason to show off their newborn son, Bronx Mowgli, on the Internets.

The couple posted a "Happy Holidays" greeting addressed to "all our friends" on Wentz's site, friendsorenemies.com, that reads, "We decided to share the best gift we could ever receive with you: Bronx Mowgli Wentz."

Bronx was born November 20 in Los Angeles. Here he is:

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Photo

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Maybe it's the name (some would call it the worst in the history of celebrity babies).

Maybe the general economic climate is causing celeb gossip magazines to cut back.

Maybe Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are just kinda lame.

Whatever the reason, the N.Y. Post's Page Six reports that the couple is having a hard time selling the first pictures of new baby boy Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

According to sources, “nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.”

We assume them means the two dweebs below. We know nothing moves gossip magazines like celebrity babies, and understandably so. Cute overload!

NO TAKERS: Fret not, Pete and Ash: Douchebag Quarterly may be interested!

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Ashlee Simpson has blogged about her newborn son, Bronx Mowgli, with husband Pete Wentz. Here’s what she wrote on her MySpace page ...

"Hey everyone! Just wanted to write and check in! Motherhood is the most fantastic experience I have ever been thru, [Bronx Mowgli] makes me laugh and smile everyday! I finally left the house for Fall Out Boy’s show on Monday night, which was so good. Their new songs sound awesome live, I can’t wait for their new record! And last night I went to Pete and Bronx’s godfather Travis’ art how. It’s amazing to see how many artistic outlets those boys have! Made me very proud. It was an awesome show and so many of our friends and family came out to support. I hope you guys have a great holiday, I can’t wait to spend it with my new family. Christmas tree goes up tomorrow!

XO Ash"

Ashlee and Pete Wentz

LOVING PARENTS: Ashlee Simpson (now Ashlee Simpson-Wentz) like, could not be happier with her new son. So she decided to scar him for life with his own name.

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For Pete Wentz and wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, the decision to give their newborn son the ridiculous name of Bronx Mowgli simply came down to this:

"The Jungle Book was something that me and Ashlee bonded over. It's a cool name," the father of Bronx Mowgli Wentz told Ryan Seacrest on Tuesday.

Pete Wentz refused to reveal the reasoning behind the first name, however.

"We came up Bronx. We've been throwing [ideas] back and forth a while," he said. "It's kind of cool to leave the narrative what it is. People are stoked, pissed or whatever. And you're like, you know what: I don't think anyone has the real story."

Seacrest asked if the name Bronx Mowgli Wentz was actually a joke - and who could blame him for asking - but Wentz insisted that it's real.

"No, no, no, [Bronx Mowgli] definitely is his real name, but I don't think that anybody knows what the real story is of why or how."

Ashley Simpson-Wentz, Pete Wentz

What do you think of the name Bronx Mowgli?

 

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have welcomed their first child, a boy.

The ridiculously named and scarred for life Bronx Mowgli Wentz - who weighed 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and was 20.5 inches long - was born Thursday night.

"Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening," their rep said. "Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!"

BABY MAKES THREE: Ashlee Simpson may have zero talent, but she has one husband and one child now after the birth of Bronx Mowgli Wentz (that's not a typo)!

"Carrying a child is the most inspiring, emotional, amazing experience of my life," Simpson wrote on MySpace. "My weight and my pant size are the last thing I am concerned about. I'm only concerned with having a healthy pregnancy and baby."

Bronx Mowgli. Seriously, where do these losers think this stuff up? It's like they're insisting that he become a total douchebag when he grows up.

NOTE: We apologize for our initial misspelling of Bronx's middle name. We blame our sources. Know what other word is hard to spell? Misspelled! The irony.

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Ashlee Simpson is due to give birth any minute, Pete Wentz says.

"She is very pregnant," the Fall Out Boy bassist told Ryan Seacrest Thursday. "I am on call permanently right now. She's at the very end, and it could happen at any point."

Wentz adds that Simpson-Wentz, 24, is "excited" to give her pimp, Joe Simpson, his first grandchild and newest client become a mom.

"She feels hot all the time," says Wentz, 29, joking that their thermostat is set to 34. "I think she wants to just be not pregnant anymore... It's a struggle to go up and down the stairs. Going out in public is insane."

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Another milestone the newly-married pair is looking forward to is naming their little bundle of the joy – but not until after the birth.

"I want to meet (the baby) first," says Pete Wentz.

"My friend said it – you've gotta have a baby with a name that could be a rock star or a senator, so he'll get work either way."

Ashlee Simpson Biography

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth. She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Dallas, Texas
Full Name
Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Quotes

I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.

Ashlee Simpson

Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?

Ashlee Simpson [avoiding pregnancy questions]
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