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Pete Wentz is speaking out for the first time since his weekend wedding to Ashlee Simpson. "We have signed a pre-nup," the newlywed rocker admitted on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday.

As for whose assets are being protected, well, no elaboration.

As for Ashlee's name, "she legally is a Wentz ... I don't know what she'll do with her stage name, that's up to her. She hasn't decided that."

He said they're skipping out on a honeymoon (for now) and have been content hanging out in their basement in L.A.

"We got some blow-up palm trees," Wentz said. "A little fake-n-bake tanning booth... We're eating DiGiorno's pizza, getting in that tanning oven every once in a while, it's great. We're gonna save that 30 grand, you know?"

As for married life: "I feel great!" he said. "It is sunny and 65 in my head."

Pete Wentz still refused to confirm he got Ashlee Simpson pregnant.

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It's official. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were married in an intimate ceremony at her parents' house in Encino, Calif.

"We're delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married Saturday evening in front of family and close friends," a spokesperson said.

Fake Firecrotch

Father and pimp Joe Simpson performed the non-denominational ceremony, while sister Jessica Simpson served as maid of honor.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are wife and husband.

In the side story to end all wedding drama, Jessica Simpson did in fact bring Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo as her date amidst a week of breakup reports. There were rumors Joe personally asked him to attend.

Tony Romo arrived at the house hours ahead of time.

Other guests included Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, as well as Scrubs actor Donald Faison with girlfriend CaCee Cobb.

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With one daughter devastated over two recent breakups and another daughter preggers and tying the knot tomorrow, it's chaos in the Simpson household.

As we reported earlier, Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are broken up - but her dad still wants the quarterback to hit up Ashlee's weekend wedding!

Crazy Joe Simpson, Ashlee and Jessica's pimp and father, "called Tony and asked him to come to show support for the wedding," Us reports.

It's unclear if Tony Romo accepted Joe's request, but he's scheduled to fly to L.A. - where the wedding will take place - this weekend.

Tony Romo wasn't present at a bachelor party Joe Simpson threw for Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson's finace, and a few pals at Mr. Chow Thursday night.

E! reports that a steady supply of beer and wine was brought to their table. After the celebration, Joe Simpson picked up the $1,000 tab!

We're just getting started on the Simpson family drama, readers. Continue reading for all the Ashlee Simpson-Pete Wentz wedding details...

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17, at a "top secret" location, a source close to the couple has spilled.

"Proper wedding invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice," the source told Us Weekly.

The rehearsal dinner - described by the source as "an intimate affair" for "family and close friends only" - will be on Friday.

On Saturday, "all guests will be transported in shuttles to the wedding location," the Simpson-Wentz source explained.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are expecting ... wedding guests!

Regarding Simpson's upcoming wedding, her spokesperson told Us:

"This is a private matter. There is nothing to confirm."

Simpson and Wentz got engaged in April. We know Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo will be on hand, but hopefully Lucy Walsh can make it too.

We recently reported that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with and trying to milk every last ounce of publicity out of the couple's first child.

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While Ashlee Simpson's wedding plans will suck remain shrouded in secrecy, big sister Jessica Simpson revealed one tiny detail:

Joe Simpson will make peeps pay for drinks at a cash bar.

Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo Kiss

Just kidding. The real detail: She's the maid of honor!

"Of course," the 27-year-old said in response to questions of whether she will be standing next to Ashlee on her big day.

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson: Such good looks. Such a lack of talent.

Ashlee Simpson and fiancé Pete Wentz have kept quiet on their wedding plans - as well as Ashlee's rumored certain pregnancy.

But she can't help try to play it coy and milk every last second of publicity out of this but be thrilled about her engagement.

We're totally not gonna go, though. Can you imagine the painful speeches? Or if any of them try to sing? Or the guest list? Sorry, Ash, but a quiet Saturday night at home beats having Ken Paves talk your ear off.

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Ashlee Simpson may be an annoying, publicity-seeking train wreck of a singer who is milking every last ounce of her pregnancy for celebrity gossip purposes, but friends of her and Pete Wentz are still offering the couple their best.

"I think they are a cute couple, and they are going to have cute, tiny kids," said Lucy Walsh, a contestant on MTV's Rock the Cradle.

Walsh said she is "super excited" the Simpson and Wentz are getting hitched and is "going to have to get planning" on an engagement bash. We can't wait to mock it.

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Thanks, as always, to People magazine for assembling these terrific sound bites from the entertaining world of celebrity quotes ...

"Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?"
- The possibly pregnant, publicity-seeking media whore Ashlee Simpson, in response to Ellen DeGeneres asking if she's knocked up

Lindsay and Ali Lohan Photo

"It's the Easter bunny."
- Minnie Driver, when asked who her unborn baby's father is

"This last pregnancy rumor really made me want to go back to the gym. I just didn't like the picture. I thought, 'You know what? My stomach is sticking out there! Let me get on the treadmill and do some sit-ups.'"
- Fergie

"I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does."
- Skank-in-training Ali Lohan

"I'm thrilled to be anywhere with high ratings these days."
- President Bush, appearing via satellite on Deal or No Deal

"I wore no underwear for you and look where it got me!"
- Kate Beckinsale (not Britney Spears), reneging on her "surprise" for Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson, after he made a crack about her age

"We played laser tag - it was really cool."
- Paris Hilton, on her "anniversary" with Benji Madden

"I'm content with 90 percent of me. I like my teeth. Sometimes I wonder if my orthodontist realizes how important he was."
- Carrie Underwood

"That was better than good sex!"
- Dancing with the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba, congratulating Mario and Karina

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Talentless hack Singer Ashlee Simpson is being a shameless attention whore keeping coy when it comes to those persistent pregnancy rumors.

The 23-year-old sister of Jessica Simpson, who's engaged to Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz, tried her best to avoid answering questions regarding whether or not she is with child on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

The episode is set to air today, if you really care.

When asked directly, "Are you or are you not pregnant?" Simpson demurred: "Well, that has been going on for quite a while. That is something that I choose personally not to discuss."

That way, we can continue to talk about it and she can sell more albums, you see. Ashlee then skillfully changed the subject.

"Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?" she asked the crowd, standing up to show her still-slim figure. "Because I don't think I do."

Ashleeeee

Ashlee Simpson continues her shameless attempt to milk publicity out of carrying Pete Wentz's love child. She's a Simpson - did you expect better?

Ellen DeGeneres then asked Ashlee Simpson to promise that if she is in fact pregnant, she won't keep fans in suspense as long as Jennifer Lopez did.

"I swear," Simpson responded. "I promise you that. I give you my pinky on that." The two then shared a quick pinky-swear. Barf. This publicity whoring is getting worse all the time.

DeGeneres gave it one last shot, asking quickly, "Is it a boy or a girl?"

But despite being not smart, Ashlee Simpson did not fall for it.

"Ah," she said with a laugh. "You're funny."

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"I feel like a really lucky lady," Ashlee Simpson said on the Today show this week of getting engaged to Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz.

As for whether she's pregnant - which has been reported by numerous sources, yet she continues to deny repeatedly - she added "Time will tell."

Give us an effing break. We're guessing The Hollywood Gossip is not the only observer who wants to tell her "just shut up and admit it already!"

Is "singer" Ashlee Simpson pregnant? Obviously. But simply coming out and admitting it doesn't keep the tabloids talking and writing about you 24-7, does it?

In case anyone forgot, Ashlee Simpson is already:

  1. Famous
  2. Very rich
  3. Able to become even more so by selling pictures of her baby to OK! Magazine the second that lil' guy or girl is cranked out

That would be enough for most people to admit they're knocked up, but no, not this plastic phony and shameless media whore.

With her new album out, might as well keep the people guessing, right? It's not like she has any talent to fall back on, after all.