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Reese Witherspoon looks wonderful on the new cover of OK! Magazine.

But that's not really what we're concerned with here. Don't get us wrong. Reese rules, and we're glad she's "back on top" from wherever she went. Reese Witherspoon was always and is still an acclaimed movie star, no? Just asking.

Anyway, what we're driving at is the ineptness of OK! - and we're not talking about its shoddy reporting for once! Can you spot the typo in the cover below?

If you guessed "Ashley & Pete" ... you're right! Come on, OK. Technically you should be right and Joe Simpson would be the idiot who screwed it up, but it doesn't work that way. Everyone knows it's spelled AshlEE Simpson. Get it together.

As for Ashlee's newborn son Bronx Mowgli Wentz, that's not a typo. Unfortunately, AshlEE and Pete named their first-born exactly what they wanted.

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For Pete Wentz and wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, the decision to give their newborn son the ridiculous name of Bronx Mowgli simply came down to this:

"The Jungle Book was something that me and Ashlee bonded over. It's a cool name," the father of Bronx Mowgli Wentz told Ryan Seacrest on Tuesday.

Pete Wentz refused to reveal the reasoning behind the first name, however.

"We came up Bronx. We've been throwing [ideas] back and forth a while," he said. "It's kind of cool to leave the narrative what it is. People are stoked, pissed or whatever. And you're like, you know what: I don't think anyone has the real story."

Seacrest asked if the name Bronx Mowgli Wentz was actually a joke - and who could blame him for asking - but Wentz insisted that it's real.

"No, no, no, [Bronx Mowgli] definitely is his real name, but I don't think that anybody knows what the real story is of why or how."

Ashley Simpson-Wentz, Pete Wentz

What do you think of the name Bronx Mowgli?

 

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Selena Gomez is confident that Ashlee Simpson's son will grow up to be just like her husband, Pete Wentz.

The singer told Us Weekly that Bronx Mowgli will be the "cutest punk rock kid ever," adding that "he's going to be so well dressed."

Justin and Selena Family Portrait

Let's hope so. Perhaps that fashion taste will distract people from Bronx's name.

Selena Gomez is gaga over Bronx Mowgli.

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have welcomed their first child, a boy.

The ridiculously named and scarred for life Bronx Mowgli Wentz - who weighed 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and was 20.5 inches long - was born Thursday night.

"Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening," their rep said. "Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!"

BABY MAKES THREE: Ashlee Simpson may have zero talent, but she has one husband and one child now after the birth of Bronx Mowgli Wentz (that's not a typo)!

"Carrying a child is the most inspiring, emotional, amazing experience of my life," Simpson wrote on MySpace. "My weight and my pant size are the last thing I am concerned about. I'm only concerned with having a healthy pregnancy and baby."

Bronx Mowgli. Seriously, where do these losers think this stuff up? It's like they're insisting that he become a total douchebag when he grows up.

NOTE: We apologize for our initial misspelling of Bronx's middle name. We blame our sources. Know what other word is hard to spell? Misspelled! The irony.

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Jessica Simpson says her pregnant sister Ashlee Simpson, who is due to give birth any day now, is trying to everything to make that baby come out.

"Different foot massages and stuff," Jessica said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show (airing Wednesday). "She's jumping around trying everything right now."

Jessica Gets Worked Over

Ashlee will likely induce labor, but Jess won't say if it's a boy or girl.

"I can't say because they haven't said," Jessica Simpson said. "I'll stick my foot in my mouth and get in trouble and I won't be a good aunt."

Jessica also told DeGeneres that she's in love with beau Tony Romo.

"He is a good guy, and he's really just helped me along in life and taught me a lot about being comfortable being myself - which is important," she said.

To be the Dallas Cowboys starting quarterback, the alleged singer continued speaking, "there's a requirement. Like, you have to be good looking. Being out there and demanding and commanding that field - that's pretty sexy."

Losing the playoffs? Not so much.

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Ashlee Simpson is due to give birth any minute, Pete Wentz says.

"She is very pregnant," the Fall Out Boy bassist told Ryan Seacrest Thursday. "I am on call permanently right now. She's at the very end, and it could happen at any point."

Wentz adds that Simpson-Wentz, 24, is "excited" to give her pimp, Joe Simpson, his first grandchild and newest client become a mom.

"She feels hot all the time," says Wentz, 29, joking that their thermostat is set to 34. "I think she wants to just be not pregnant anymore... It's a struggle to go up and down the stairs. Going out in public is insane."

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Another milestone the newly-married pair is looking forward to is naming their little bundle of the joy – but not until after the birth.

"I want to meet (the baby) first," says Pete Wentz.

"My friend said it – you've gotta have a baby with a name that could be a rock star or a senator, so he'll get work either way."

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In just 24 short years on this planet, Ashlee Simpson has had her father purchase a singing career for her, had some bad plastic surgery, become a celebrity gossip mainstay, then gotten knocked up by and hitched to Pete Wentz. Not a bad life!

Here's a little photo tribute to Ashlee on her birthday today. Click to enlarge ...

Ashlee and Pete Wentz

She's not the only star turning another year wiser (she can only go up) today. Oh no. Other celebrity birthdays include someone even more worthless, Brandon Davis (a.k.a. Greasy Bear), as well as the coolest chick alive, Gwen Stefani! Pics below ...

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Crazy Joe Simpson is trying to cash in on the celebrity baby craze in celeb gossip magazines - but he's having a tougher time than you'd think.

One celebrity news magazine said: "Joe Simpson is contacting all the weeklies and asking them to pony up a million to put Ashlee on the cover."

When the news broke that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with now-husband Pete Wentz's child, Joe immediately began to see dollar signs.

There is some interest - but not for anything close to the $1 million Joe is said to be commanding for his youngest, least talented offspring.

Joe Simpson with the newest ho in His Pimpness' empire.

One editor said Ashlee Simpson baby pictures would fetch "$60,000 maybe - not a million. The timing is suspicious. Her album just dropped and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee's lucky she got pregnant, frankly."

The deal would include photos of Ashlee - taken by Joe Simpson, of course, so he can own the rights and can make more money - as well as an interview and photos of the baby when she has it, according to sources.

But even with Ashlee and Pete getting married, "Joe has an unrealistic expectation of what Ashlee can command," the editor said.

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In the following showdown of Simpson sisters, we aren't asking readers which dim-witted sister they prefer. Instead, we wanna know:

Which Simpson sucks the least?

One is milking as much publicity from her pregnancy as possible, while the other has been riding the wave of her giant boobs for years now.

Below, Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson each stick out the body part that best represents their moronic, soulless father. Let us know whose ass is less vomit-inducing...

All booty, no brains: Select your least sucky Simpson sister.