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Jessica Simpson's recent weight gain (and fashion sense, which may even be worse than her music, amazingly) has become quite the topic of debate this week.

Some say the alleged singer-actress is really letting herself go these days.

Contrarily, others believe her fuller, curvy figure is both normal and healthy.

Sensing an opportunity to get some attention from celebrity news sites defend her sister, newlywed Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is even getting in on the gossip action.

Worst Jessica Simpson Picture Ever

Ash sounded off on Jess' weight on her MySpace page:

"Since when did a woman's weight become newsworthy... I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News."

"All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms. Just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard. Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend? I seriously doubt it."

"How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure? Can we focus on things that really matter. - Ash"

We ask you again: Jessica Simpson's body is ...

 

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As if talking about his sex life 24/7 and naming his kid Bronx Mowgli didn't make Pete Wentz annoying enough, he's coming to a normal TV show now. Ack!

Sources confirm to EW's Michael Ausiello that ubiquitous newlyweds Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and hubby Pete Wentz signed a deal to guest star on CSI: NY.

A show spokesperson declined to comment, but EW was told the Wentz's will not be playing themselves in the episode, which is slated to air on March 18.

Rather, they will be playing Bonnie and Clyde wannabes. No word on whether they'ill run and hide somewhere and never return, though we'd be cool with it.

Pete would be enjoying Ashlee even if he weren't married to her. He said so.

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After a brief stint as a blonde, alleged singer and Pete Wentz sex toy Ashlee Simpson has reverted to her trademark red locks. She's not a natural redhead, but who cares.

Here's the mother of Bronx Mowgli before and after the change ... actually the red is before and after the blonde. Oh well. You get the idea. Tell us which you like more:

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  • Trashlee

Which Ashlee Simpson hair color is best?

 

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Okay, Ashlee Simpson didn't wear a bra as a top on New Year's Eve. Technically, at least. It sure as heck looks like she did, though. Check out Ashlee's "suit" below as she posed for photos at the Pure nightclub's hot NYE bash in Las Vegas...

Nice Lingerie

TREND-SETTER: Sometimes, you gotta bust out a favorite bra and wear that as a top... and lip-synch and get a ton of plastic surgery. [Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

Click to enlarge more photos of Ashlee Simpson's bra/jacket (and her lame husband, who recently detailed how much he enjoys railing her) - then tell us what you think of this provocative fashion choice in our survey below!

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  • Ashlee in Action
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What do you think of Ashlee Simpson's top?

 

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Sorry, Bronx Mowgli.

You totally didn't make the cut in The Hollywood Gossip's Christmas tribute to the top celebrity babies of 2008. We really just didn't want to talk about your folks, but our excuse was going to be that we had no picture of you.

There goes that.

Proud parents Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz took the holidays as a reason to show off their newborn son, Bronx Mowgli, on the Internets.

The couple posted a "Happy Holidays" greeting addressed to "all our friends" on Wentz's site, friendsorenemies.com, that reads, "We decided to share the best gift we could ever receive with you: Bronx Mowgli Wentz."

Bronx was born November 20 in Los Angeles. Here he is:

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Photo

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We're choosing to ignore Pete Wentz's quote of the day from earlier - that he tasted Ashlee Simpson's breast milk meant for their son Bronx Mowgli. Gross.

Instead, we're covering Ashlee's change in hair color. Appropriately, the ditz went back to blonde this week after a fairly lengthy stint as a redhead.

See the change below - and tell us which color you think works best for her!

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  • Smiling Simpson

Which hair color do you prefer on Ashlee Simpson?

 

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Useless wife Ashlee Simpson is "awesome" in the sack, Pete Wentz told Howard Stern.

"We have an amazing sex life," the Fall Out Boy douchebag bassist said while promoting the band's album, Folie a Deux. "We have such sexual chemistry. If we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now."

"Hopefully, the kid doesn't change it," he added, referring to their newborn son Bronx Mowgli. Currently, they don't have sex - "the kid's a few weeks old," Wentz said - but "we do other fun stuff." Wonder what he means by that.

Wentz said it took some time to convince Simpson to hook up with him. But once he did, it was "the single best sexual encounter I have ever had."

"It was at the Soho Grand Hotel in New York, and I'm looking in the mirrors, thinking, 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'" said Wentz, whose dreams apparently weren't very lofty.

Wentz told Stern that Ashlee Simpson also "loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance." She wears thongs and "sexy clothes."

He went on to say that Simpson's body is already hot three weeks after giving birth. Normally she wears a C-cup "but with breast milk, [she's] a D."

Wow, now that's hot. Nothing turns a guy on like breast milk.

She weighed "up to 150 [pounds]" while pregnant, Pete Wentz revealed, but "it's dropped nicely ... it's blazing off her." Funny how that works.

He also said he never fantasizes about equally worthless but significantly hotter sister-in-law Jessica Simpson: "I think about her as my sister," he said.

These days, Jessica is with Tony Romo, the star quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. Pete Wentz said he "can definitely see" a wedding happening.

"There's a connection there," he said. "I think Jess has gone through a lot in the last couple years, and I think she's got her head screwed on straight."

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Maybe it's the name (some would call it the worst in the history of celebrity babies).

Maybe the general economic climate is causing celeb gossip magazines to cut back.

Maybe Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are just kinda lame.

Whatever the reason, the N.Y. Post's Page Six reports that the couple is having a hard time selling the first pictures of new baby boy Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

According to sources, “nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.”

We assume them means the two dweebs below. We know nothing moves gossip magazines like celebrity babies, and understandably so. Cute overload!

NO TAKERS: Fret not, Pete and Ash: Douchebag Quarterly may be interested!

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Ashlee Simpson has blogged about her newborn son, Bronx Mowgli, with husband Pete Wentz. Here’s what she wrote on her MySpace page ...

"Hey everyone! Just wanted to write and check in! Motherhood is the most fantastic experience I have ever been thru, [Bronx Mowgli] makes me laugh and smile everyday! I finally left the house for Fall Out Boy’s show on Monday night, which was so good. Their new songs sound awesome live, I can’t wait for their new record! And last night I went to Pete and Bronx’s godfather Travis’ art how. It’s amazing to see how many artistic outlets those boys have! Made me very proud. It was an awesome show and so many of our friends and family came out to support. I hope you guys have a great holiday, I can’t wait to spend it with my new family. Christmas tree goes up tomorrow!

XO Ash"

Ashlee and Pete Wentz

LOVING PARENTS: Ashlee Simpson (now Ashlee Simpson-Wentz) like, could not be happier with her new son. So she decided to scar him for life with his own name.

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What would this traditional American holiday be without family, food, football and reflection upon the things we appreciate the most in life - in our case, some of the biggest turkeys we've had the privilege of covering this year.

With that said, we present our Top 10 Turkeys of 2008 ...

10. John Mayer. A douchebag 364 days a year. Honorary poultry today.

9. Britney Spears. Last year's top turkey falls to #9 by virtue of calming the hell down from February on. The first month of 2008 alone, though? Wow.

8. Miley Cyrus. Anyone who goes topless for Vanity Fair at age 15 and/or celebrates their birthday four months in advance automatically makes the list.

7. Courtenay Semel. She's far from the first E-list celebrity go to great lengths for publicity. Pretending to be a lesbian sets the bar pretty low, though.

6. Adrienne Bailon. Being dumb enough to take nude pics and let them get stolen is one thing. Staging the entire stunt with your loser publicist? Pathetic.

A collection of some of the year's biggest turkeys.

5. Ashlee Simpson. The zenith of uselessness to begin with, Jessica's l'il sis went and named her kid Bronx Mowgli. Just a "fowl" move all around.

4. (Tie) Sarah Palin, for this heartwarming Thanksgiving video, and her #1 fan Elisabeth Hasselbeck, 'cause no turkey gets ruffles feathers quite like her.

3. Alex Rodriguez. Months without a clutch hit. Railing strippers. Divorcing Cynthia Rodriguez. Referring to Madonna his "f*%king soulmate, dude." Gobble, gobble.

2. Eliot Spitzer. The Governor of New York State apparently thought it was worth his job and marriage to give call girl Ashley Dupre a good "stuffing." Har har.

1. Spencer Pratt. The villain you love to hate from The Hills capped off a hilarious year by eloping with Heidi Montag. Say what you will about him, Spencer plays the celebrity gossip game to perfection, 24/7/365. And we love him for it.